Paris Hilton hits on Prince

February 16th, 2006 // 64 Comments

*paris_hilton_thumb8.jpgParis Hilton toasted singer Prince in a London club this week, delighting Prince so much that he snuck out the back of the club. Hilton was reportedly drinking absinthe at Kaberet Prophecy when she got into the DJ box and announced to the crowd,


  1. HughJorganthethird

    I am friends with an actual wookie and while he may not be that friendly I know he would definetly sodomize Paris. As long as she had some weed and maybe a bit of blow. Cause wookies like to party yo.

  2. speechless

    ahahah!! tractor beam vagina!! i almost had an accident.

  3. LaydeeBug

    There’s an expression in spanish that goes…ahem….”La concha no tiene cara.” I’ll let y’all translate that one.

  4. Ing

    Paris is such a filthy drug whore..what a waste of space.

  5. Jacq

    Ok, ya’ll, admit it already. Paris got the fuzzy end of the gene-lollipop.

  6. christee

    #5, perhaps she was hoping for a little after party golden shower from the purple rainmaker?
    this girl surely doesn’t have a gynecologist. more like a spelunker.

  7. Nanny Ogg

    Does anyone else think it appropriate that she was chosen to present an award to an album entitled “American Idiot”?

  8. LaydeeBug

    Oh, by the way, it’s Penis Hilton’s birthday today.

  9. bluecanary

    Go Sip: Hilarious!!!

    And on another note, my respect for Prince just doubled. Mmmm, Prince. My crush in 8th grade has never completely gone away…

  10. whoopnstik

    Is it me or does it look like Paris Hilton got breast implants lately…check out the Brit awards slide show at Yahoo News…http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/en/021506britawards;_ylt=Ai6MBdO4TDu5erky4E20cnp.KcMA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA–

    Especially picture 163 and 113 if I recall correctly. Anybody agree?

  11. gogoboots

    If I were Prince I’d run away too, Paris’s too embarassing to even watch to flirt much less trying to DJ. Besides, she could ruin his rep by even standing a couple of feet away and acknowledging his presence. Prince is way too good for that!

  12. boshea

    How much longer will we have to endure stories of Paris “the cum guzzling whore” Hilton and her Greek “son of a shipping magnet” boyfriends? I am so sick of her I want to see 50 Japanese businessmen bukkake all over her face. Now that’s a video of her worth watching :-)

  13. she is stupid, every time i see her thats all i got to say

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