Paris Hilton toasted singer Prince in a London club this week, delighting Prince so much that he snuck out the back of the club. Hilton was reportedly drinking absinthe at Kaberet Prophecy when she got into the DJ box and announced to the crowd,
Paris Hilton hits on Prince
February 16th, 2006 // 64 Comments
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gossipmonger | February 16, 2006 at 10:01 am
Hey, you know what would be REAL news?? Paris Hilton NOT hitting on someone…
Go Sip | February 16, 2006 at 10:07 am
Oh yet another Paris Hilton post,
I think I will throw up my coffee and toast,
She is over sexed, over hyped and extremely dirty,
She will need a vagina lift before she turns thirty,
She burns all her bridges, no friends, no alliance,
She should donate her panties to STD science,
We could all learn alot, its our only chance,
To see all those STD’s live in one persons pants,
Her mother and father must cringe watching the news,
Tune in at eleven, Paris is a fluze.
To write much more would seem completely inane,
She gets banged more than a screen door in a hurricane.
FEMINEM
BrianMolko | February 16, 2006 at 10:14 am
Awwww that’s adorable, I love a girl who can handle her absinthe.
londonlady | February 16, 2006 at 10:20 am
I’ve always been a bit of a closet Prince fan, and reading this I’m ready to come out. Prince, you rule!
TaiTai | February 16, 2006 at 10:23 am
Cmon give Pee Pee a break. She was just trying to experience Purple Rain.
xavierout | February 16, 2006 at 10:30 am
See, Prince has a very discerning eye when it comes to high quality ass. The woman who cleans the toilet in the guest house at his mansion is hotter than Paris Hilton. He wouldn’t waste his time even speaking to a skeezy skank like her. Prince is a god among men, whereas Paris Hilton is…well…Paris Hilton. It’s hard to think of an insult worse than simply calling someone Paris Hilton, even if the person is ACTUALLY Paris Hilton. Shock, disgust, etc…
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 10:44 am
Prince….I always liked that boy…..good Christian boy avoiding the demon planet Paris like that.
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 10:46 am
Go Sip, can I have your autograph…but on my panties, ‘kay?
A Nobody | February 16, 2006 at 10:52 am
Oooooh… SHOCKING!
C’on people, it’s not the first time this whole thing has happened. What does this have ANYTHING to do with superficiality?
suzy | February 16, 2006 at 10:54 am
GoSip that was just amazing!! *applauds you*
tomdabomb | February 16, 2006 at 11:04 am
but, but I don’t understand! I’m Paris Hilton! You mean don’t like me? EVERYBODY likes me! I’m PARIS FUCKING HILTON!
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 11:11 am
Paris Hilton is a droopy-eyed, droopy-assed, long-torsoed, cum-guzzling, beak-nosed, New Yawk City Socialite WHORE!
(how’s that for superficial?)
Siren | February 16, 2006 at 11:15 am
Let’s have a vote, kids. I understand Superficial is not a democracy, but I want to at least make a statement:
All those in favor of banning Paris Hilton stories from the site say AYE!
If nothing else, can we take a two-week hiatus? I’ve had it with her. Maybe we should just have a ticker on the bottom of the screen for the number of events she attends and embarasses herself or others at, since there’s really never anything NEW about her and there won’t be until she GOES AWAY.
I’ll even take the TomKat stories over Paris.
Go Sip | February 16, 2006 at 11:22 am
LaydeeBug, laydeebug, with the autographed thongs,
Marker on your bloomers what could be wrong,
Tell you what I’ll do, I’ll let others watch,
As I put my John Hancock on your cotton panelled crotch,
I’ll even be nice I wont charge you any cash,
But the ink in my Sharpee might leave a rash.
GO SIP
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 11:31 am
Aye, EXCEPT, I want to see the stories where Paris busts her ass falling, or puking, or getting caught with her panties down in the tiolet, taking a big ole dump.
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 11:33 am
Oh, ohhhhhh, oh, OHHHHH, SIIIIP. (slides off chair) You said “sharpie.”. (as thighs quiver)
theyareidiots | February 16, 2006 at 11:34 am
Aye!
Prince rules
TaiTai | February 16, 2006 at 11:35 am
#13 I am with you. Paris Free Zone. If only …
Devil Is Chrome | February 16, 2006 at 11:36 am
If I wasn’t so drunk right now, I’d think that Paris Hilton runs this site….
Who else would enjoy so many posts about her lame ass?
ESQ | February 16, 2006 at 11:38 am
This is news worth hearing…
In response to comment #5 – That was hilarious!
Doesn’t she have a boyfriend? Christ what must he think? Or did he finally get a clue.
Now Paris finally must feel like the ugly girl at the dance, hooray!
inspector11 | February 16, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Prince wins this week’s Mike Jones Award:
“Back then, ho
eatyourfeedback | February 16, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I love the poem GoSip! Thanks for the snicker.
Captain Awesome | February 16, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Why does this Praying Mantis get so much press?
Is it because she stores gallons of cum?
Jaydel | February 16, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Prince only messes with dimes plus he’s married now. But in the old days. Check his track record. Apollolina, Sheena Easton, Vanity, Carmen Electra(he gave her that name), Kim Basinger, …….Paris is barely a 6 on a CURVE!
jugsgirl | February 16, 2006 at 12:43 pm
3 paris stories on homepage, wow some might say that is excessive. I think its wonderful.
why not do all paris stories? Dont bother with silly tomkat or willie nelson stories, unless katie and tom have 3some with paris or willie and cowboys let paris watch their cowboy gangbangs.
all paris all the time
playahater101 | February 16, 2006 at 12:53 pm
I like hearing stories about people running away from Paris Hilton. Hopefully everyone will run and she’ll stop being popular for being stupid and rich.
RUN, PRINCE, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
MKOh8sMischka | February 16, 2006 at 12:54 pm
OMG. i hate her so much. really don’t care for prince either. by i have to hand it to him for being able to escape the reach of paris’s overwhelmingly loose vagina.
p.s. #15 i’d probably force myself to piss my pants if i was privileged enough to see paris falling off a bar. dirty slut.
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Dare to dream #27, dare to dream….
memichelle77 | February 16, 2006 at 1:36 pm
i must say i’m a little tired of hearing about par-par, too. I think, to save us all some trouble, they could probably just pre-write all of the stories about her for the entire year. that way, we’ll only have to read about it once. I’ve even created a form:
1. Paris got drunk and acted like a dumbass
2. Paris had sex with ________.
3. Paris got drunk and made out with______.
4. Paris said ________ was hot.
5. Paris is mad because someone stole her _________ and refused to have sex with her.
6. Paris is is [describe activity, i.e. making a cd], and no one cares.
7. Paris________ and is a dumbass. _______ is pissed off about it.
ThirstyRanger | February 16, 2006 at 1:45 pm
It’s whore-bag Mad Libs! Now THAT’s hot!
HollyJ | February 16, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Poor Prince.
It must scare the shit out of a gay man to see the Black Hole of Calcutta ‘gina coming at him from across a crowded room.
MP$40 | February 16, 2006 at 1:50 pm
“Paris Hilton is a droopy-eyed, droopy-assed, long-torsoed, cum-guzzling, beak-nosed, New Yawk City Socialite WHORE! (how’s that for superficial?)”
I am crying over here at my desk! F’n funny! ROFL…
M@ce | February 16, 2006 at 1:52 pm
THIS is why I am such a vocal advocate for 96th trimester abortions. It’s not too late!
M@ce | February 16, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Paris is the living embodiment of vapid, superficial, psuedo-celebrity. No way she should be banned. It would be like killing your own God. Granted, a syphilitic, knob gobbling, VD infested God, but God nonetheless.
Nay!!
Aimtrue | February 16, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Enough of weak Paris stories. Use some editorial discretion. I don’t want to see another Paris story unless gapping wound, dead, headless, mutilated, or beaten beyond recognition are associated with her-unless the story invovles video of lesbian sister sex
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 2:04 pm
M@ce, #33, You fucking rule!
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 2:10 pm
AimTrue, that last part COULD actually happen. See: The Barbi Twins
http://www.kapelovitz.com/barbis.htm
PKClover | February 16, 2006 at 2:14 pm
OK seriously? Can we lay off the Paris Hilton stories a bit? I mean it’s beginning to be every little thing the girl does goes up on here. I don’t need to open my Superficial tomorrow morning to Paris shits while talking on her cell phone, or Paris buys a diamond cock ring for Starvos. I mean we know she does, but I am just asking for a day here people. 1 day without Paris.
jugsgirl | February 16, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Paris Hilton’s Pet
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/phsnatch.html
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Ayyyyyyy! My eyes, my eyes, they’re bleeding. Jugsgirl, YOU SUCK!!!!
Good one though.
M@ce | February 16, 2006 at 2:20 pm
AP News–
In an apparent response to the waves of negative publicity being brought upon them as a result of the much criticised heir to the Hiton fortune, the people of France have voted today to rename their capital Skank.
jugsgirl | February 16, 2006 at 2:21 pm
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/phsnatch.html
eyes have herpes
debs | February 16, 2006 at 2:23 pm
The headlines you’ll never see:
Paris Hilton wins Nobel Prize in Quantum Physics
Paris Hilton becomes a celebate.
Paris Hilton has her eyes surgically opened after years of suffering debilitating squint.
Paris Hilton has spine re-attached; posture is normal finally.
Paris Hilton who? (this last one is a wish. A sad and lonely, most unlikely wish.)
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 2:49 pm
“Paris Hilton has spine re-attached; posture is normal finally.”
WORD, that girl is like a walking crescent moon. Or Droopalong.
LoneWolf | February 16, 2006 at 2:54 pm
I almost passed on this thread but I’m glad I didn’t. Thanks, LaydeeBug for the link. I knew those Barbi’s were doing each other.
Oh and Paris? *yawn*
outfoxed | February 16, 2006 at 3:27 pm
The only Paris Hilton I want to read about is the actual Paris Hilton. The one with suites, spas, and a concierge.
MystressJade | February 16, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Jugsgirl: I must say that I am a fan of the ladies….but, Jesus H. Christ…that pic of PH’s twat makes me want to yak. I can actually see the STD’s on it. Without a microscope…from 1000 yards away….in a cave. *sprays Lysol in eyes*
LaydeeBug | February 16, 2006 at 4:23 pm
NO problem LoneWolf, just doing my job.
Miss Jade, you krak me up!!!
The Lazy Asian | February 16, 2006 at 4:47 pm
don’t piss off a wookie.
eatyourfeedback | February 16, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Aiiiyeee is right! That picture showing her snatch – disgusting. I think I might have nightmares!
I find it more and more difficult with each passing day (and headline) to believe that any man would actually want to stick his dick in this woman. So what if she’s richer than God? Not only is she a empty-headed, nasty, worthless individual – she’s fucking ugly with that lazy eye and Toucan Sam hook nose!