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Not sure what to wear out? Why not follow Paris Hilton’s example and just go with your underwear. Some people save that stuff for the bedroom or for under their clothes, but not Paris. She’s an innovator. Like Thomas Edison, but instead of inventing revolutionary devices that change the face of society she invents new ways of getting naked faster.
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You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
That cunt has some big fucking feet.
Remember how creepy Bette Davis looked when she got old…she always wore that same trademark cheap “bette davis” wig…..and wore tons of makeup over that crusty old wrinkled face?
When I see Paris, I imagine how she’ll turn out to be another weathered old hag like Bette someday…soon too.
i love foot tendons!! i’d love to leave my man gravy on her feet. oh and i’d pay money to buy her used stinky shoes
weathered old hag with tightly stretched skin, eyebrows just below her hairline and freakish “cat” eyes from all the lifts…. oh yah, that’s dead sexy.
leatherface you are one sick puppy….
#101…they’re called talons and like any bird of prey she uses them to capture and shred her prey. Her species: whorum herpillica …carries a lethal venereal venom that will painfully incapacitate her victims.
Glad to see the skank has cellulite on her inner thighs. Or is that dried ooze from the herps.
No nip slip? misleading title!
MeganHarris, the SF’s arch nemesis. How’s your cunt/penis doing? Kill any kittens lately? Masturbate until your fingers are numb lately? Try to sidle up to the popular gang at the mall and blend in, wishing fervently that they take you under their wing lately?
that’s hot.
http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com
Coob @88:
Too bad there’s no such as a brain implant. You could sure use one.
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do you still suck dick???
can i go next???
# 46 Good God! Roast beef, anyone? ICK!
I heard she is fucking J.J. Redick now.
#95.
Does Rove still frequent Bush’s Oval Orifice?
Sure. Bend over bitch, I’ll drive.
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Try to keep it a little less retarded.
Her boobs look good since her last fat injection.
Hoo boy, I used to hate her and talk shit about her on this site, and tell everyone what a stupid, self-absorbed, cum-burping little whore she is, but after seeing these pics, I now have a boner…I think she looks smokin’ hot holy Mother of God, cum-fuck-me -
#92 made me spit coffee on my keyboard… thanks
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH PARIS
Is this ALL that is going on in Hollywood right now?
“MOMMY!?! okay….remind me….what Parish Herpes famous for???…Is she a good witch or a bad witch”
Mommy: Honey…she’s a skank whore and she is evil. If she is seen in natural light her wax face will melt off…That’s why she is seen mostly at night
“Mommy!!! I’m scared!!!!”
Mommy: Me too honey…me too
hey guys :)
tastes [he meant feels] so good
that you are
feeling
so good
about
a
friend of mone
mone? mine :)
wtf?
she i8s
beau
tiful
so get over yourselves
before we do :)
im at my school’s computer lab right now…
im gettting impatient with the clock.
3 hours to go til its time to go home.
im going to have to go in my car and take my laptop with me.
or print one of these pictures out, pay 25 cents for colored ink and go into a bathroom stall.
goddd why is paris hilton so hot???!
not bad….