Paris Hilton heads out in her slip

June 15th, 2006 // 125 Comments

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Not sure what to wear out? Why not follow Paris Hilton’s example and just go with your underwear. Some people save that stuff for the bedroom or for under their clothes, but not Paris. She’s an innovator. Like Thomas Edison, but instead of inventing revolutionary devices that change the face of society she invents new ways of getting naked faster.

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Comments (125)

  1. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    I’m #1!

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  2. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    I’m also naked right now…

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  3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    Her beaver is so polluted even her scabs go on strike.

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  4. Chicagoboy | June 15, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    Nice job, Jacq! Eww, her va-jay-jay is practically hanging out. . . [Gag] Great, there goes the spaghetti I ate for lunch [runs out of office and toward men's room with hand over mouth]

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  5. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    She’s driving a GMC? Pff. Pauper.

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  6. Mr Furious | June 15, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    Doctor’s orders. She has to let all her sores and scabs air out.

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  7. Fugurself | June 15, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    It’s her inner-glow that makes her so lovely.
    That warm and compassionate glitter in her eye; the caring, slow smile.
    It’s the intelligent forehead, the high cheekbones, the sensual line of her jaw.

    Oops. Sorry, I was looking at a picture of Francis, the talking mule wearing a
    blonde wig and cocktail dress drag.

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  8. TrannyGranny | June 15, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    God help me, I think she looks hot in that slip.

    WTF?! I got crabs just typing that!!!!

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  9. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    And I love how she’s holding her skirt down, like she’s worried about showing anything.

    Why is there a delivery truck, and why is she walking toward it? *GASP* She’s made a deal with the terrorists to be their biological weapon, spreading disease and death with a wave of her labia!

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  10. IGotAnFCandK | June 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    Her boobs look large…well, not large, but bigger than normal.

    I kinda like the nightie…for a pj party or something, but not the club/public.

    I guess it’s different for her because she likes to be groped by nasty men.

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  11. blueballs | June 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    i want me some dipping sauce for them chicken legs she got!!!! hmmm hhmmmm

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  12. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    8
    Try Windex, Tranny.

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  13. IFuckingHateYou | June 15, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    #9, there’s a delivery truck because she’s in the parking lot of the local truck stop fulfilling her destiny.
    Yep, that’s right – Paris is finally answering her call to be a Lot Lizard.

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  14. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    Paris Hilton has mastered the art of saying, “Hey…” while simultaneously drooling and posing like a marionette. I wish I could do three things at once, but the only thing I’m good at is sucking cock, and as of now I’ve only been able to master two at a time. God, why have you cursed me?

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  15. dominocat | June 15, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    that bitch has ugly popliteals.

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  16. IFuckingHateYou | June 15, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    #2, I told you that you could put your clothes back on after you wiped my cum off your tits.
    I know there was a lot, but you should be done by now.

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  17. Chicagoboy | June 15, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    #14

    Osh, you forgot Paris’s other catchphrase: “That’s hot!” Although we have never been able to determine whether Paris was referring to the object of her attention or the burning she was feeling in her va-jay-jay.

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  18. mutterhals | June 15, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Die already, bitch! In some of these pictures she looks functionally retarded, so thats a step up…

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  19. Tha-Flash | June 15, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    I’ll do her.

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  20. aivilo | June 15, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Her crabs took vacation in Tahiti this weekend (the ones that didn’t jump through the internet onto Tranny), and she is getting as close to naked as possible to lure them back.

    Paris is a sad, lonely horse-girl.

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  21. RichPort | June 15, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    I got desperate once and bought me a Russian mail order bride that looked just like this. Only without the infections, sordid sexual history, and flipper feet. No wait, it was her… I gotta go check my basement, someone’s apparently escaped…

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  22. UNWASHEDMASSES | June 15, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    Ah, to be filthy rich. Paris has gotten so lazy that aside from communicating in catch phrases, she now doesn’t bother with exterior clothing. A dress over that slip would slow her down in dropping on her coq du jour.

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  23. andrewthezeppo | June 15, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Did she get implants recently? I feel like over the past month or so every pic I see of her the titties are bigger than I remember them being. Wasn’t she flat before?

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  24. ms0pinion8ed | June 15, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Why does she think she deserves so much attention? She’s a skank.

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  25. Chrystal03 | June 15, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    She looks like a wax figure in all these pics!

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  26. Lawrence | June 15, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    I highly recommend Paris’ remake of her video “Stars Are Blind”– In this version. She got a tan, short hair, braces… YES! YOU DID NOT KNOW IT. And she looks more suductive than ever!
    Check her out!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVXeKK1GJc

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  27. Spindoc | June 15, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    I can’t WAIT until she sees the first crows foot, or wrinkle, She is going to freak out and then we will have another Jocelyn Wildenstein Plastic Sugery Disaster just waiting to happen!!!!!

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

    Go PAris!! Hit that wall!!!!!!

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  28. BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    Possible reasons why Paris Hilton is not wearing any clothes:

    -Because she’s Paris Hilton
    -Her crabs ate them
    -She’s so diseased, they disolved
    -She’s high and/or drunk
    -She’s retarded and just plum forgot to get dressed
    -She just finished doing it with Fez and in his latino passion he ripped the clothes from her body (Ewww.)

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  29. PapaHotNuts | June 15, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    The only “slip” I would like to see associated with Paris Hilton would follow with the words,
    “off a cliff, and died on the rocks below.”

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  30. Geno | June 15, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    I wear only my underwear to work everday. The chicks love it. It gives them something to laugh at.
    http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

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  31. cleofatra | June 15, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    Wow. Absolutely haggard.

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  32. BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    I’m watching the US Open right now and the commentator just said “This is a really long hole.”

    I’m sure most guys who sleep with Hilton say the say thing.

    Either that, or they replace the word “long” with “wide.”

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  33. sweetcheeks | June 15, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    @32 — or “cheesy.” Or “oozing” or “pustulent.” Or, my favorite Paris-appropriate-adjective,”mephitic.”

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  34. Chicagoboy | June 15, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    Paris should have a flag and a stick coming out of her hole just to let people know where it is.

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  35. kandyk0119 | June 15, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    I think she has those tit-tape pushers on and GEEZ…That is not just her contacts making that left eye off, CRAZY EYES…You know like on Mr. Deeds.
    I wonder how it feels to know that the only reason anyone even knows your name is because you are a rich, slut who has left nothing to the imagination for the world between her video and her nip slips and pantiless miniskirt pics…and now STD’s BFF Feuds, and boyfriend swaps and oh the Simple Life isn’t that what the shows called (Stupid show, I didn’t make it thru one episode) I mean I never knew much of her until right before her “video” premiered via the web.

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  36. limper | June 15, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    In a couple of those pictures she looks like she has man-arms. Must be from that huge ring. I’m scared of her shoulders.

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  37. BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    Sweetcheeks:

    Her hole has a water hazzard, and it smells really fishy.

    Eh, that was lame.

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  38. tallcoolone | June 15, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    @9 – my thoughts exactly. You don’t wear a dress like that unless you are wanting to flash some ass.

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  39. Walnuts | June 15, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    embarrased…BUT ME LIKEY!! I’d have to tap dat fo sho. Using BJ’s tool though.

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  40. Lawrence | June 15, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    # 35 Did you see the remake of her video? It is awesome! She has the sweetest smile in this version.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVXeKK1GJc

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  41. BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    We have lost our way.

    I am seriously disappointed in the lack of TCLTC posts these days.

    Rumor has it that Tom Cruise was supposed to be in Pirates of the Caribbean instead of Johnny Depp, except that Cruise kept saying “Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of cum.”

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  42. Glossed Over | June 15, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    Don’t complain about what she’s wearing. We should just feel fortunate she’s wearing *something* and that, for once, she isn’t “accidentally” flashing the camera.

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  43. BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    Lawrence, we get it. You want us to watch the video. That is at least three times you’ve posted the same thing.

    Come up with some new material.

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  44. jFp | June 15, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    Look close…her escort is wearing a masonic ring….I am betting she is walking into the Lodge for the sacrificial goat offering.

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  45. HughJorganthethird | June 15, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    I smell tuna…

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  46. Pearly | June 15, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    I think she was hoping for a few more shots like this one
    http://people.freenet.de/stuffpics/Paris-Hilton.jpg
    She makes me want to rip my eyes out….

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  47. Lawrence | June 15, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    #43 yeah you are right… I just think that the remake is adorable… Here is new (old) material. I am not sure you saw this episode from South Park (I assume EVERYONE here has seen it)…. Just in case, Check this out, it is very rude to Paris..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4_TKkZw_iw

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  48. Nikk The Templar | June 15, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    At least she’s WEARING clothes.

    The shoes are nice…

    But it’s still…Paris Whitney Hilton.

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  49. RichPort | June 15, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    So what’s the difference between TC and a whirlpool?
    Nothing! They both swallow semen…

    What’s the difference between TC and a rooster?
    One says cockadoodledoo the other says any-cock’ll-do!

    I’m out of old jokes now…

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  50. BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Gah! Pearly! That was fucking whore-endous.

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