Paris Hilton hates Tinkerbell

tn_paris_tinkerbell4_cr.jpgGoing through pets like Pam Anderson goes through STDs from abusive rock stars will probably earn you a distinction like this. Paris Hilton has been voted “worst celebrity dog owner” in an online poll of readers from two prominent dog magazines.

“First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat,” Padgett said in a statement. “Recently Tinkerbell was spotted back in Paris’ arms. But how long will she be in favor this time?”

I’m not sure I’ve heard about the goat just yet, but I can only imagine it will have a role in Paris’ yet to be leaked sex tape with Stavros. No doubt she’ll be wearing the lingerie hand picked by the monkey. One can only hope the next pet will be a chicken from Asia, so that she can drop dead from bird flu. Her discarded pets will rejoice by feasting on her corpse.