Paris Hilton started screaming at Lindsay Lohan Monday night at Butter because she’s so upset Lindsay is seeing her ex, Stavros Niarchos.
Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, “I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!” After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, “That’s how you say hello? I don’t need to respond to you.” Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, “Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road.” After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.
Paris Hilton’s brain is like a cycle of simple thoughts; rotating between posing, fighting, stripping, and saying “that’s hot.” She just picks whatever seems applicable and if it doesn’t work out moves on to the next choice. And for no reason at all, here’s Paris signing autographs after leaving the Regis and Kelly show. Picture number two is the one you’re interested in.
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“It’s a good thing.”
@ 25, better than the fountains at the Bellagio….but I wonder what would happen if you had to fart after Mento’s and Diet Coke? Something like lamebananas might come out, no?
OMG, what is that wart/piece of skin on the end of that womans nose? Can she not afford to have it removed? This girl is seriously a bad piece. Please do not try to get any income from this article. These sites do not do advertisers a favor..I would never order a product from a site that does not report accuracy
is that… her nose? it looks like sausage or a very tiny penis.
Now why would I be interested in picture number two when I get to see her shoot sperm over her tits at the touch of a button?
I heard Matt Leinart is going to start doing commercials for Red Lobster.
He can stand there with a face full of sores telling everyone how good the grabs are.
Is it just me or does the guy in the front seat look like he’s impatiently waiting for a blowjob? Could explain why her dress is open again. That or she’s a whore.
Check out Paris’ remake video of “stars are blind”. Paris cut her hair and nails! She looks really cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVXeKK1GJc
#158 OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard.
um, why is she orange? i mean she’s really orange. i’m scared.
#159— isn’t she adorable? Paris’ remake video is good! ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVXeKK1GJc
go lindsay lohan ♥
she’s my girl
“Paris Hilton has man hands. That is so NOT HOT for a chick!”
That’s because “she” is really Owen Wilson in drag. Think about it…do you ever see them in the same place at the same time?
Who is nastier LoWhore or Paris? I am so sick of hearing about these skanks. They should fight till the death in the octagon. I would pay to see that!
she sure seems like she has to concentrate REALLY hard to sign that name…”P…X…R…6…6…apple…wait, i don’t think that’s right. where’s my cheat sheet?”
im so glad im left handed so that i have NOTHING in common with ir
As they said on Perez…Mmmm man hands.
I HATE THAT FUCKING CUNT TOO.
That Stavros dude must have a direct connection to his pharmacist for fire crotch medicine.
Oh, ironically, Stavros has also fucked the following babes:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Lance Bass
3. Oprah
4. Tootie from the Facts of Life
5. Xenu
6. My grandma
Was comment 169 supposed to be funny?
#163 you have a very good point there…
I think you may be on to something!!
#100 see, don’t you feel better now ?
lol bitch :)
Oh Alex! I’m so sorry. I didn’t put your name on the list. Where were you…under Lance Bass…again?