Paris Hilton started screaming at Lindsay Lohan Monday night at Butter because she’s so upset Lindsay is seeing her ex, Stavros Niarchos.
Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, “I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!” After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, “That’s how you say hello? I don’t need to respond to you.” Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, “Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road.” After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.
Paris Hilton’s brain is like a cycle of simple thoughts; rotating between posing, fighting, stripping, and saying “that’s hot.” She just picks whatever seems applicable and if it doesn’t work out moves on to the next choice. And for no reason at all, here’s Paris signing autographs after leaving the Regis and Kelly show. Picture number two is the one you’re interested in.
I’d still hit it and lick it,
am I sick?
Have you ever had one of those days where you were so mad, you just had to tabledance? I’m with you Paris. Nothing clears up my PMS cramps like giving a good, naked, tabledance.
Who screamed at whom?
Yes griffmills, you are sick.
And if you hit it, licked it or otherwise got withing 27 miles of it, you would literally be sick because you would have caught the super-herpes.
When her publicist said Lo-Ho “took the high road” did she mean that she would have responded to Paris if she didn’t have to go score some blow???
damn…richbitch needs a manicure. maybe some manners, too. maybe less makeup. maybe less roots showing. gross.
Is the guy in the front seat the one that tells her how to spell P-A-R-I-S when she’s signing autograph’s?
If that was my job, I’d tell her to spell it:
I-AM-AN-IGNORANT-SLUT, see if she actually catches on or not.
Girl can’t seem to keep her titties in her shirt. God fucking forbid she wear something that doesn’t give us all a shot of her itty bitty titties. Yes, Paris, that’s fascinating. You have mammary glands. Now put those away or they’re going to fall off.
And when is Blowhan going to finally tear this bitch a new asshole? I can’t wait for pics of the catfight. That’s gonna be so sweet.
barf.
why would want anybody to come near you with something that’s been shoved inside paris hilton’s vagina.
Duh!
everyday it’s something
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I hope Regis and Kelly, sent out for a new chair before some the next unsuspecting guest sat and caught the hybrid power celebrity herpes!
she’s a salad head…
13–
…a FRUIT salad head, no less.
Doing the nasty with Paris and Lindsay: next time on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.
I still think her top priority should be getting that friggin crazy eye aligned
God she’s ugly.
I think the only reason Hohan took the “high” road had something to do with the coke rimming her nostrils.
Nice NY Giants & Knicks. And I thought Big Ben was being irresponsible riding a motorcycle without a helmets.
At least he didn’t have a naked Paris rubbing herps all over him.
Gawd, I remember reading an interview with her and Nicky when they were unknown except in the Manhattan party scene, and wondering who these crazy idiot bitches are. I long for those days.
What the fuck is wrong with her skin? That’s not oil shine, it looks like she has had her skin replaced with latex. Some sort of cure for virii that live on the skin?
*helmet. Fuck! Now I’m going to be picked on again.
You forgot to put hitting parked cars in the cycle of events that is Paris Hilton’s life.
When someone’s that fake-baked, it looks really bad to wear light pink frosted lipstick. Bleh.
21 – I won’t pick on you but I’ll pick under you, if you know what I mean. If you do, please let me know because I have no idea, but it sounds pretty hot.
I know I posted this on another thread but it’s highly entertaining. Go to http://www.eepybird.com/ and watch the Diet Coke & Mentos experiments.
That bitch makes my penis soft………
“That crazy dancin’s making my penis soft”
A true Chappelle fan can name that clip.
Osh, You can come cherry pickin’ anytime.
Why don’t these two just challenge each other to a duel of crabs?
I always thought crazy ho party girls were supposed to sleep their way to the top. Are these two so confused they can’t figure out which way that is?
Four must see events during our life-time,
1. Tom Cruise actually sucking cock,
2. SP slapping Britney for being his mother
3. Hohan’s cunt catching on fire. and
4. Paris dying of super herpes.
@27 We have a winner……..
“Hell yea, I suck toes……..Welcome to Pop copy, can I help you?”………
Is this the 5:00 free crack giveaway?
If I had Paris’ tits I’d always have them out in public playing with them…but I’m a guy. Guys love to play with tits. Not necessarily her tits, but hey.
But her crotch? What do you do with Herpes Simplex 12? Let’s sell it to the terrorists as a weapon of ass destruction.
why does her face look like its molded out of brown sticky clay?
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?…
So she took the high road? Too easy…
Porous Hilton wears sun dresses in hot weather so her inflamation can dry up a bit. Interstingly enough, the fight seems to have stemmed from Lindsey now having lingual herpes after partying a wee bit to hard at the Hilton… Now please excuse me as I give my lunch to the toilet.
Look at Tron… livin’ for the citay…
Tiger Woods is now 100% officially black.
Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan are classy broads.
Classy like a box of Franzia wine.
Whoever said that high school ends when you graduate obviously never met these two.
I love hearing about a catfight, but the fact that she followed it up with a strip tease is just too much! I despise Paris, but I have to give her props for making this story humorous.
Paris Hilton has man hands. That is so NOT HOT for a chick!
Samuel Jackson lager… Mmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm, bitch!
From now on, when you in my presence, you sit down when you pee boy, don’t let me catch you standing, you sit down when you pee!!!!!!!
It’s a sad day when we’re taking Flimsy HoHand’s side over BareAss Hilton’s. A sad day indeed.
How long will the fifteen minutes last for these skanks? I gotta go heave.
@43 You’ll be fucking fat girls in no time…….
The guy in the back ground of the third picture has a really pathetic “help me!” look on his face. Of course I would to if I had to be around that skanky bitch too.
Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy your titties!
The milks gone bad!
#35 – It’s a thin layer of jizz. Constantly present.
While Paris was screaming at Lindsay, La Lohan ran to the bathroom 6 times.
In related news: The entire New York Giants team has herpes.