Paris Hilton has something to show you

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2009

Here’s Paris Hilton enjoying a romantic dinner at Cannes this weekend, and what classy evening isn’t complete without a glimpse of her mangled cooch? It’s almost like being stabbed in the eye by the Queen of England, that’s how fancy it is.

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Photos: Flynet