Paris Hilton has something to show you

May 19th, 2009 // 105 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton enjoying a romantic dinner at Cannes this weekend, and what classy evening isn’t complete without a glimpse of her mangled cooch? It’s almost like being stabbed in the eye by the Queen of England, that’s how fancy it is.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions that may cause paralysis.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Frostee

    yuck.

  2. JT

    Wow that thing looks like its been beat one too many times, First!

  3. vagoo

    writer must be a virgin…

  4. Jim

    I’d hit it.

  5. aleek

    honestly i think thats such a violation of her privacy, they totally intended to shoot her crotch. sick i dont care if its paris hilton, like wtf. respect a little come on

  6. nastyjay

    love glove

  7. nastyjay

    love glove

  8. telly

    HAHA.

    aleek must be new here.

  9. Hoya

    That looks like some nasty freaky alien Star Trek snatch. Wait, it is.

  10. Those are her panties. You cannot see her cooch. And only fags are traumatized by the sight of vaginas anyway.

  11. italiana

    I must be missing something. All I’m getting all big red stars when I click on the pics. And that’s without seeing her mutant vag.

  12. Richard McBeef

    @10 – i think the sf writer knows that any straight man is gonna look at that pussy even if it is paris hilton’s. If the picture was of Rosie O-fuckin-donnel’s pussy, I will probably look just for the sake of looking. I won’t be able to beat off to it, but come on, I haven’t been able to beat off to a still image of anything since I was 15.

    This teasing us with hope of a pussy shot only to see panties is bullshit and just a scam to trick us into multiple clicks to generate more ad revenue.

  13. Vagonauta

    Hey, it’s just a Vagina!
    We all came from one just like that (maybe not JUST LIKE THAT, but similar in principle)
    It’s natural, and it should not be covered with the pink star of shame.
    Even more, every woman should show them on an everyday basis. And then we wouldn’t have an economic crisis or war
    quoting the Geekologie Writer, I’ll take my Nobel Prize by mail, thank you

  14. NastyBedazzler

    Why… why why why why why why why why why why why WHY WHY!???!

    What the fuck Superficial? I’ve got to wake up in six hours, like I’ll even be able to fall asleep now

  15. @13 – please click on my name for some help in your identification of female genitalia.

  16. Jonston

    why is there a huge star over it? i thought it actually be some raw meat there…. not that i’m disappointed but still i don’t understand the huge star.

  17. spud

    Ugh, god she’s fat an ugly. Not only would I not fuck that, i wouldnt even shove a stick in there.

  18. Rogerdoger

    Talk about a scam. She’s wearing PANTIES. This is just to add revenue and is complete BS. I’m sick of this site putting stars on normal stuff just to get clicks. Eff that.

  19. Well good morning Paris. Why so angry?

  20. RAMPAGEDAVE

    YOU WASTED MY EFFIN TIME YOU GEEKOLOGIE PRICK!

  21. WhatInDeHeckinah

    But…. but… you said “cooch”. That is clearly “underpants”, not cooch.

    If you are going to promise us unforgettable eye-searing terror there should at least be a half-hearted attempt to deliver it.

  22. is anyone else HAPPY that her beef jerky vagina is masked by a 13 year old sexually confused boy’s underwear?

    *raises hand*

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  24. Gando

    Hola!

  25. Guest

    that’s hot.

    except its soooo not.

  26. clown college

    I see London, I see France, I see Paris’s undeepants!

  27. Hey…..atleast she is wearing panties this time!

  28. ritzy

    WTF IS THAT… ew.

  29. Janne

    All you haters are a bunch of faggot loosers. Why don’t you all go back to your bathroom and jerk off looking at your sister showering. I’m sure that’s your favorite/only hobby. On further notice, HTF can it be Paris fault some idiot photografer got down on all 4 and started shooting?? I rest my case..

  30. mystique

    if you think that’s hot, check this out!!

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    MUST SEE!!

  31. The hell?

    When did Paris start to wear panties?!?

  32. Sport

    Classy lady.

  33. Vince Lombardi

    Like, name one person in the world who hasn’t seen HER crotch.

  34. Hector the Mad Mexican

    Whatever that is behind the star in pic 2 looks like the Elephant Man.

  35. Underwear. The horror. Actually her knees and the general region aren’t very pleasing to look at.

    She has a suspiciously low success rate at avoiding these pictures. Women much more attractive than her avoid them just fine.

    At least her gnarly flipper feet aren’t showing.

  36. Rif Raf and Friends

    I feel bad for her. I might be having a weak moment but I really do feel bad.

    I am going to bed….feel terrible about this whole post.

  37. Cody

    Time and time again, the Superfish writer posts images like this, claiming you can see some vagina, and time and time again I click the images to see a covered vagina. This leads me to believe that he either has never seen a vagina before and thinks any little bit of bare skin around the panty area is vagina, or he’s doing it knowing we’d click it and he’ll get more page views and so on.

  38. mikeock

    Where’s the “mangled cooch?” All I see are underwear wedged like a bookmark up her ass.

  39. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Eww! The oysters this year don’t look fresh in Cannes!

  40. uncle morty

    even the flies are staying away………… pfewww

  41. restaurant critic

    so what’s good today? …….. spoiled roast beef ? ………..raaaaaalph!
    …..there goes breakfast

  42. Perverts should be in jail

    And so this is what America has become? Stalkers with cameras serving the cabal of ugly non-whites that own the media invading the personal space of other people. These dirty media mercenaries murdered Princess Diana, remember? We should beat them in the streets. Very sick of this country now. The mangled faces have shipped millions of jobs for corporate profit, have engineered another financial collapse and will be there to steal what they can from the middle class, push for more wars to steal resources from other soveriegn nation’s wealth.

    Perverts all.

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  44. jesus

    i’d fuck her since i don’t want to be the only one who hasn’t

  45. jesus

    one other thought……………… that is nothing compared to how ugly that bitch’s poontang was in her photos. you know who i mean……….. bratney spears.

  46. lucci

    i’d go down on her, flesh in flesh

  47. Thanks Fish… now this whole website smells like Pier 17 in Lower Manhattan on a mid-August day…

  48. ----------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT-------------------------

    ———————DON’T MINCE WORDS! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!————————–

    And so this is what America has become? Stalkers with cameras serving the cabal of ugly JEWS that own the media invading the personal space of other people. These dirty media mercenaries murdered Princess Diana, remember? We should beat them in the streets. Very sick of this country now. The JEWS have shipped millions of jobs for corporate profit, have engineered another financial collapse and will be there to steal what they can from the middle class, push for more wars to steal resources from other sovereign nation’s wealth.

    Perverts all.

  49. Anexio

    Hey, #43 Perverts should be in jail,

    Just so you know while you’re contemplating your next bash on America, these photographs were taken in Cannes, France. Oh, and another thing to think about, that whore Princess Diana died in France, not the U.S of fucking A and her driver, drunk at the time, drove her car into concrete pillar. Too bad she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, she might still be alive today and banging more towel heads on yachts.

    So what else do you have to say about celebrity photographers?

    So stick that up your euro centric anus and let it fester.

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