Paris Hilton has skin blemishes
Here’s Paris Hilton, sporting what appears to be a hickey. Or AIDS – it could be AIDS. I’m not sure who the guy was that gave it to her. I just hope, for his sake, that he was first in line for the gangbang. Of course being first in line for a Paris Hilton gangbang is like being the first kid in kindergarten to tie your shoes. It’s nice and all, but almost everyone else in the world has already done it. Even lepers.