Paris Hilton has really gross legs

January 21st, 2008 // 100 Comments

Like everyone in the entertainment biz, when I think of Sundance and independent filmmaking, I think of Paris Hilton. It just makes sense. What you’re looking at are Paris’ legs as she arrives at a party in Park City, Utah while attending Sundance. I’m not even sure these things are human. What’s going on with the right knee? Is it trying to box its way out? That’s probably not healthy. Anyway, to be honest, I almost didn’t notice Paris’ mutant legs of the apocalypse. You know, because of the cleverly applied glitter spray. I want to vomit but, at the same time, ooh, sparkles!

Photos: Splash News

  1. woodhorse

    Well what do you call those knees when they are on a guy? I unknowingly dated a guy with knob knees and when the relationship progressed, it also came to a screaming halt. As in, I screamed “Quit hitting me with your knees!” midway through doing sex because I couldn’t take the horribleness of it anymore. Thanks for bringing back that awful memory Fish. I had successfully suppressed that until this sucky post. I’m going to go drink some Rum now.

  2. Yourfairytale

    This is news? Everything on her is really gross.

  3. #49 LMFAO!!!

    #50 what the?????

  4. Bag-o-fun

    What a freak, yuck.

    Think perhaps she spends a little too much time on her knees?
    I dont know, you be the judge.

  5. caleb

    It’s like Alien….only it’s coming out her knee.

  6. sayll

    IT LOOKS LIKE HER NOSE!!!

  7. ValerieSara

    If you look at your body parts in the mirror and hold perfectly still, like a camera stills your body, you will notice that your stomach or your thighs or whatever, looks odd, awful. But once you move, you look fine. The camera has caught her left knee in an odd position; that’s all this happens to be. I can’t find fault with her body. I think she has a great figure that most of us could only dream of having.

  8. newsy

    Great figure?? u goota be kidding me.

    lolz. Thats what you get when u have an anorexic body like hers.

  9. her legs look swollen and arthritic.

  10. To the person who said her knee looks like that because shes bow-legged, umm, no.
    I’m quite bow-legged.
    My knees don’t look like they’re trying to escape my body.

  11. She is always special and a little crazy. Waste the family’s money. Now she is interested in new lifesytle. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudist friendship site called nudistconnect.com. So sexy

  12. KirbyG

    Why are her knees so lopsided? I have slightly knobby knees too (although they aren’t NEAR as bad as Paris0, but at least mine are symmetrical. Hers seem like they belong to two different people. And her left knee just looks deformed.

  13. So anyway…how did all of you spend MLK Day??? I decided to honor him by going to my upscale grocery store and filling up on all the free food samples for dinner. On the way home I’m going to stop at Al’$ Check Cashing so I can pick up a 40 of Mandingo Malt Liquor (pour a little out on the corner first). How about you guys?

  14. lame

    somebody needs to hire a better blogger to this site. i mean look at every post, its almost sad how his futile attempts to be clever is just lame. egotastic has someone who knows how to work with words. not this guy.

  15. Lindsey<3

    she looks gorgeous haters! shes soo pretty! and looks very cute here LOOOVE her hair!!

  16. Mick

    #63.. haha

  17. IT’S PRETTY MUCH TIME:
    ………………………………………………………………………..GO SEE THE DOCTOR!!

  18. Googlybits

    Did I mention she is way underweight for her height? BMI is below 19, the lowest cutoff limit for healthy (20-25 usually)

  19. She is always special and a little crazy. Waste the family’s money. Now she is interested in new lifesytle. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudist friendship site called nudistconnect.com. No gays, jews, blacks, hispanics, or orientals there either. So sexy

  20. Bony is as Bone-ey does!

  21. D. Richards (Saint.)

    That’s not glitter on Paris’s legs; no, that’s the finely pulverized stones, and glass that carpets the parking-lot Paris was just kneeling on, while sucking some stranger’s cock.

    More: you can Google Paris Hilton’s legs and read all about her deformation.

  22. She may have really fross legs but I’d die for that flat tummy!!!

  23. fergernauster

    #1 – This current “Superfish” writer sux donkey balls so hard they erupt from his/her anus.

    #2 – The aforementioned donkey-baller is barking up the wrong tree. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Ms. Hilton’s knees or legs. In fact, they are quite lithe, tan and shapely.

    So… what remains is simply MORE trivial info. re dirty-girl Britney. Bring it on, please and thank you.

    Bye.

  24. CARLOS KAVROS

    She has a really gross mentality/personality too. E.g. calling herself Paris Hilton (instead of using her real name Sandra Harris). Serious fraudsters and their ways eh?

  25. She’s so ugly her mother should be slapped.

  26. mother 4uck3r

    yeah, no want’s to fuck her legs though…

  27. Maybe she is a crazy gril. She used make friends on bbwconnect.com. Go to find her.

  28. bone daddio

    stupidest post ever. Fish sets a new mark for the superficial.

  29. cap'n pickles

    maybe she have leprosy? she used meet armadillo on parishiltononeskankybitchthatwillfuckanythingwithapulseincludeinbbwconnect.com. go to find her beat up nasty pussy she put armadillo in.

  30. RJ

    Paris (Has Been) Hilton is really gross not just her legs. She puts on an act in hopes people will like and respect her and currently that is not happening. The paps need to forget about her and focus on celebrities the public really cares about.

  31. Peter

    Come on. That’s not real. Looks like a photoshop job to me. I’m not defending her, but it shows how easily people are taken by a good photoshop job. If her left knee drooped that much, he patella would be hanging down at the top of shin bone and her knee cap would slide more than a frisbee. Her knee would not support her even standing or walking much less that crap she does do. Just look back to the model shots from a couple days ago. Knee looks fine. I wish people would not change photos just to get a few minutes of fame…after all, celebs look just as gross as anyone when caught off guard.

  32. Jippii

    Looks like a dick inside her knee?!? =))))

  33. FCS

    #82 yeah that right there is a huge conspiracy to photoshop celebrites knees. I’m pretty sure Al Queda is behind it.

  34. ubee0173

    who knew paris lived in kansas, #50?

    anywhooo its about time someone noticed her creepy legs!! they look like my grandma’s legs- only she was nearly 80 and ran into stuff… so basically paris hilton is like a gross old lady, and is probably wearing adult diapers as well.

    animals void thier bowels at the sight of these hideous legs

  35. Mary

    CLOVERFIELD! RUN!!

  36. Biff Henderson

    I will be hitting that after the Letterman show Feb 1st.

  37. ffs

    You really don’t have anything better to do?

  38. How bad do I want this to be Photoshopped? SO bad… just so that I can know that someone out there is willing to spend their time making fake pictures of Paris Hilton with weird KNEES. No wait: ONE weird knee. Now that is dedication to a bit.

    Sadly, I don’t think it is. Sadder still: what is with the weird racist and off-topic comments here? Paris Hilton’s knee doesn’t give you enough to talk about?

  39. beesknees

    #10 duh you dork she doesn’t live in Utah like you ~ it’s hot in LA year round! Let us know when the shuttle lands, mkay? bye now

  40. Her left knee looks like a dog… heh funny.

  41. ME

    Look like someone hit her on the knees with a baseball bat!!!

  42. Aimo Mehmed

    1 kpl keitetty hilleri ja 12 puolukkaa. Paista hilleriin kevyt väri vaikka savusaunassa ja jemmaa puolukat vaikkapa emännän saappaisiin. Mmm herkullista.

  43. Pauno Setae

    Kyllae tuli herkullista vaikka hillerin sijasta kaeytin siiamilaista kissaa. Savusauna lisaesi hienon aromin ja puolukat emaennaen saappaista kaevivaet ja humaltuikin koko juhlakansa.

  44. Roma

    There’s nothing wrong with her knees. She just lost tons of weight (tons for her slim body) and looks very gaunted. Her boobs literally disappeared too!

  45. J

    has anybody looked at her butt? it’s so flat and long it’s plain ugly!! I’ve always thought her sister is way prettier than her face and body

  46. stacey

    THAT IS GROSS. PARIS NEEDS TO GET KNEE SURGRY

  47. Cameron

    Paris Hilton looks like a deformed penis.

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