Paris Hilton has really gross legs
Like everyone in the entertainment biz, when I think of Sundance and independent filmmaking, I think of Paris Hilton. It just makes sense. What you’re looking at are Paris’ legs as she arrives at a party in Park City, Utah while attending Sundance. I’m not even sure these things are human. What’s going on with the right knee? Is it trying to box its way out? That’s probably not healthy. Anyway, to be honest, I almost didn’t notice Paris’ mutant legs of the apocalypse. You know, because of the cleverly applied glitter spray. I want to vomit but, at the same time, ooh, sparkles!