Like everyone in the entertainment biz, when I think of Sundance and independent filmmaking, I think of Paris Hilton. It just makes sense. What you’re looking at are Paris’ legs as she arrives at a party in Park City, Utah while attending Sundance. I’m not even sure these things are human. What’s going on with the right knee? Is it trying to box its way out? That’s probably not healthy. Anyway, to be honest, I almost didn’t notice Paris’ mutant legs of the apocalypse. You know, because of the cleverly applied glitter spray. I want to vomit but, at the same time, ooh, sparkles!
Photos: Splash News
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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KickRocks | January 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Paris Hilton had a gross everything.
SuckIt | January 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
bitch been on her knees to much
AN0NYM0US | January 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
First
SuckIt | January 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
bitch been on her knees too much
jiggaman | January 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm
That’s not Paris. 4th!!!
The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm
so, THAT’S where she’s hiding her penis. Gross!!
PunkA | January 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm
It’s her left knee, you stupid jackass!
Lancome | January 21, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Gangly broad with an asymmetrical bob and a wonky eye = sexy!
p--britty | January 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm
ok… this is what I don’t get……. I live in Utah – it’s FREEZING!!! It’s snowing really bad at the moment. Why in the HELL is she wearing a tank top dress thing?!?!?! It appears these picture on the inside of an exterior door – like she just walked into the joint…. Others in the pictures are smart enough to be wearing some sort of warmth…..
So… I have determined it is either she is so stupid that she doesn’t feel the cold – or her STD’s keep her warm…. ew.
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm
That is what happens to your knees when you are on them all the time..
i want paris hilton to fuck me and deep throat my cock | January 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm
but not if she has herpes. if she has herpes i would just fuck her ass hole very hard and very fast for about an hour or two with a rubber on my dick
D.Stowater | January 21, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I want to draw angry faces on her knees.
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@7 and all this time I thought she used a strap-on
RichPort | January 21, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Regarding pic #2, everyone should do the best they can to embody a stereotype. Dapper Black man in a crispy suit, just GOTTA make sure we throw that skull cap in there to complete the look. And on MLK day no less… have you no shame sir? I’m surprised you don’t have any Africa pendants or a huge cross with a dead guy covered in diamonds. I wonder if he turns around whether or not there’ll be a drumstick hanging out of his back pocket… my bad.. I mean, I wunna iffen he turn aroun’, if that mofo gots some KFC in his bak poket.
James | January 21, 2008 at 3:49 pm
OMFG???? Chicken legs are more beautiful.
paris just has bowed legs because she like riding horses | January 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
i wonder if that horse she fell off has her herpes now
LL | January 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Technically, that’s her LEFT knee. It’s on the right side in the pic, but it’s her left knee. Just thought I’d point that out, since otherwise, I got nothin’. I’m pretty glad I can’t see her crotch, so if icky knees are the worst we can spy in this picture, that’s one for the Win column in my book.
kerpupples | January 21, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Poor Paris. This could have been avoided by simply putting down some nice soft pillows to kneel on.
John | January 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I think the mirror fell off the top of that guy’s cheap sneaker
Sauron | January 21, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Did Rocky visited her lately??His private supply must have ran out of stock by now.
#1 hater | January 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm
those are some nice lookin’ get a away sticks…!!!!!!!
Lowlands | January 21, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Science is already capable to grow ears on mice.I’ll bet on special demand they can grow anything.The customer is king.
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Well, that’s funny, but not as funny as Brit’s accent, let’s talk about that some more since I am late arriving to the party today..
Chauncey Gardner | January 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’m gonna name her knees, and I think “Jed” and “Clem” would be perfect.
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Fine, let’s talk more about her dick knee.
Nevermind, I’m going to Dairy Queen for lunch. They have margaritas there, right?
BaconMessiah | January 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Why don’t they just name it the fucking douchebag film festival? Robert Redford should be castrated for foisting this shit on the rest of the world. Go make another left wing movie no one watches you leathery old prick.
Cause nothing says serious filmmaking like a giant-footed herpes vessel covered in glitter. Glitter, what the fuck is she 12 now?
That is all.
sevenandaswitchblade | January 21, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Remember in Nightmare on Elm Street, the first one, when Freddie pressed his face against the wall over the main girl’s bed and the wall was all stretchy?
Same thing as her knee except I’m somehow filled with more dread than when I saw the movie as a kid as I now know monsters are real.
Sauron | January 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
She must have taken this ‘horse back riding on knee’ story very seriously.
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm
You are here FRIST. We thought you had MLK off
nipolian | January 21, 2008 at 4:51 pm
A wonkey eye, crooked snout, polluted snatch, and now a dick knee……I’m kinda starting to feel sorry for her.
Lowlands | January 21, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I’m almost wondering what Nicky has been doing lately:)
The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm
an knee one out there? Maybe I should press CAP locks..
I just watched the Brit (ish) video, and I thunk it made me stupider..
Googlybits | January 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm
That’s what happens when you have anorexia and starve yourself until your eyes are sockets and your body looks like a sack of bones.
And most of you chauvinists bash women of a normal size.
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I do have today off. That’s why I’m not here today.
Hey office whore…thought you didn’t have sound. Without sound that video would have made me far less stupid than WITH sound. I think I need to watch it again. It’s like taking a bong hit. Duhhhhhh..
theredsnapper | January 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm
that chick is so nasty. . clam city!
jas | January 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm
“mutant legs of the apocalypse” and “dick knee” just slayed me.
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Who has the bong??
lori | January 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm
OMG she’s sporting the “Posh”.
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Shallow Val has the bong, where’s she at??
THOSE LOOK FUCKING SWEET | January 21, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I’D RUB MY DICK ON PARIS HILTON’S KNEES
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 6:06 pm
No bogarting the bong
W | January 21, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I thought this train wreck was dead.
Ted from LA | January 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’ve seen a few trick knees in my day, but this is the first dick knee I’ve ever seen. I wonder when she had it circumcised.
FreeJose | January 21, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Those are the sharpest knees I’ve ever seen.
JustBuzzed | January 21, 2008 at 6:35 pm
My room mate was paris hilton for halloween one year and his legs looked better than that. And I mean that in the straightest way possible.
http://thesuperficial.com
Dorito Man | January 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I’d do her she’s cute as a button. Rawwwwrrr
Alex | January 21, 2008 at 6:52 pm
AHAHA
That is impossible… literally out of this world..
P.s.: It’s not about being anorexic… she IS pretty skinny but those legs are just proof that she is a freaking mutant! If you want to see a girl with a BMI of 2.5 look up Vlada Roslyakova and she certainly does not have dick knees!
mrs.t | January 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm
#47: You and what hazmat team?
One more thing; where the fuck do you live? I don’t ever want to go somewhere where the buttons look like Paris.
Paris | January 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Shes gross but not as gross as some of the bitchs my husband Brandon fucks like ravioli. Now there is one fucking gross cunt.
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