Paris Hilton has no visible signs of injury

Must not have been looking at her pussy………………

You’re kidding right? Her lip is swollen!

my god she has such a perfect face

Plus, a lot of retardation isn’t always visible………..

The impact was reduced because her head is full of air.
Hitting an airhead is much like punching an air bag.

If they’re taking volunteers to help her injuries look lore realistic, I beat the fuck out of her. I’m here to help.

Why is there always a hotter chick walking behind her???

#5 – HA!!!

I’m pretty sure that’s semen

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a superfish hiaku:

lohan’s dirty snatch
paris hilton just plain sucks
tom cruise loves the cock

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Just because her lip might look a little swollen doesn’t mean that she actually got hit. She probably just had her collagen injections.

And by the way, whichever designer is trying to continually bring the 80s back should be shot to death…. Those leg warmers look horrible.

It reminds me of when I was like 6 years old and I had an exercise tape called “Get in Shape, Girl!” It came with pink leg warmers. They were awesome, but that was also like 1988.

I am SO glad legwarmers are back in…. Do we all get to speak “Valley Girl”? Like, totally, gag me with a spoon.

A byproduct of getting punched in the face is wearing ridiculous legwarmers.

Oh, radically, we came together. I love it when that happens.

Nice of all of us to pick on her legwarmers all at exactly the same instant so we look totally unoriginal. (Especially me, I guess).

HAHAHAHA! #6. I cannot stand this tramp! It’s about freakin’ time she got her ass kicked! It won’t be the last time either! Paris just looooooves that attention! (a.k.a. DRAMA!)

Paris Hilton making up stories… oh that never happens… cough celibacy cough.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Wait, is that what she always looks like?

Jeez, sucks to be her. She looks like an extra in “Fight Club.”

can we make it 3 in a row…?

it’s virtually impossible for parisite to participate in a physical altercation.. the truth is she is surrounded by this impenetrable ring of skank that cannot be infiltrated via normal human means (like fists).. the only thing that works is a lethal combination of nasal valtrex, multi-symptom metronidazole gel, chocolatey flavored podofilox 0.5% solution and minty fresh pubic lice shampoo…

#2: Her lip’s swollen from a new herpes attack. Don’t be fooled!

#3: You been smoking too much weed or something? Which part of her face is perfect? Her lazy eye? Her herpes-sore-infected lip? Even her nose, which isn’t originally hers anyway since she bought it from a plastic surgeon, is so thin and hooked she could catch fish on the damn thing.

Call me crazy but I’m on her side. I cannot STAND Shana and I just hope Stavros did do all those things. He would become my new hero. and I would devote myself to his teachings.

Anyway, women sure do hate Paris! First Shannen Doherty hits her, then Natasha Lyonne (or was it first Natasha?), then Lisa Marie Presley throws a drink at her face…

#20 – CRAZY

The only people on Paris’ side are either:

A.) Her family
B.) Smelly Greek shipping heirs
C.) Fellow, herpes-encrusted, ugly whores.

Which are you?

I love that she’s manually adjusting her mirrors…unless that’s a ’77 Pinto she’s driving, someone needs to show her what all those buttons and knobs do…

smartest.girl.ever.

I am going to give up asking for a pony from Santa. This year I’m just going to ask for Paris Hilton to die. Painfully. And in front of a whole bunch of paparazzi, so I can gleefully watch.

That’s a shame. I would’ve loved to see her fit a big fat bruise on her face. Guess I’ll need to beat the fuck out of her myself.

so perfect. i love her.

Sure, there might not be any “physical” injuries, but do you know the types of emotional distress getting bitch slapped by travis barkers ex can do to a gal?! Poor Paris isn’t going to be able to listen to another pop-punk song for awhile without having flashbacks

I think the girl behind her (pic 3) is experiencing ‘church laugh’ as she looks at her leg warmers. Who can blame her?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I’ll take “Someone’s full of Shit” for $800, Alex.

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For the one billionth time:

Can’t we all (just) get along?!…

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Ummm, didn’t this drunk bitch get her license suspended not too long ago???

Please enlighten me!

Paris can be very pretty sometimes and can be really ugly when she wants to.

Oh God no. Not legwarmers. Please God, not legwarmers.

Remember when the older Carter brother beat her ass and she had all the movie-makeup bruises on the next day?

Actually Sir Superfish.
This picture shows SLIGHT damage on her jaw.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/paris_attacked_20061004.php
I really don’t care what anyone says about this incident, Paris being punched tells me that God has answered 0.5 of my hatred prayers.

=
=there’s a shot of her bruised face on thebosh.com.

I must admit I’ve never seen her so well dressed. Nice fashion sense. All the rest…I couldn’t care less…

Paris Hilton is like the “dirty sanchez” of Hollywood. She is always full of shit and sperm….

On the contrary, I think Paris shows clear signs of head injury.

“That’s um.. like, uh yeah… that’s hot!”

somewhere, Lohan is building a shrine dedicated to Shannen Doherty and Shanna Moakler.

Paris is lucky someone hasn’t beaten her up before this. She’s really an unkind person.

I’d like to clock that bitch in the face

yeah, hopefull she just held her down and punched her in the stomach

I wish Shanna would punched her ass the hell out!! Paris is always getting on peoples nerves.