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Italian Stallion | October 5, 2006 at 8:15 am
Must not have been looking at her pussy………………
Ron K | October 5, 2006 at 8:16 am
You’re kidding right? Her lip is swollen!
meetmybutt | October 5, 2006 at 8:16 am
my god she has such a perfect face
Italian Stallion | October 5, 2006 at 8:18 am
Plus, a lot of retardation isn’t always visible………..
Binky | October 5, 2006 at 8:18 am
The impact was reduced because her head is full of air.
Hitting an airhead is much like punching an air bag.
RichPort | October 5, 2006 at 8:22 am
If they’re taking volunteers to help her injuries look lore realistic, I beat the fuck out of her. I’m here to help.
Why is there always a hotter chick walking behind her???
#5 – HA!!!
CelebSlam.com | October 5, 2006 at 8:33 am
I’m pretty sure that’s semen
http://www.celebslam.com
Adult Underoos | October 5, 2006 at 8:38 am
a superfish hiaku:
lohan’s dirty snatch
paris hilton just plain sucks
tom cruise loves the cock
cartoon underpants –> http://funderpants.com
radically4peace | October 5, 2006 at 8:49 am
Just because her lip might look a little swollen doesn’t mean that she actually got hit. She probably just had her collagen injections.
And by the way, whichever designer is trying to continually bring the 80s back should be shot to death…. Those leg warmers look horrible.
It reminds me of when I was like 6 years old and I had an exercise tape called “Get in Shape, Girl!” It came with pink leg warmers. They were awesome, but that was also like 1988.
krisdylee | October 5, 2006 at 8:49 am
I am SO glad legwarmers are back in…. Do we all get to speak “Valley Girl”? Like, totally, gag me with a spoon.
Madrid Marriott | October 5, 2006 at 8:49 am
A byproduct of getting punched in the face is wearing ridiculous legwarmers.
krisdylee | October 5, 2006 at 8:50 am
Oh, radically, we came together. I love it when that happens.
Madrid Marriott | October 5, 2006 at 8:50 am
Nice of all of us to pick on her legwarmers all at exactly the same instant so we look totally unoriginal. (Especially me, I guess).
DMLBRM | October 5, 2006 at 8:51 am
HAHAHAHA! #6. I cannot stand this tramp! It’s about freakin’ time she got her ass kicked! It won’t be the last time either! Paris just looooooves that attention! (a.k.a. DRAMA!)
sharkbite | October 5, 2006 at 8:51 am
Paris Hilton making up stories… oh that never happens… cough celibacy cough.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
BigJim | October 5, 2006 at 8:52 am
Wait, is that what she always looks like?
Jeez, sucks to be her. She looks like an extra in “Fight Club.”
Madrid Marriott | October 5, 2006 at 8:54 am
can we make it 3 in a row…?
dupababy | October 5, 2006 at 8:56 am
it’s virtually impossible for parisite to participate in a physical altercation.. the truth is she is surrounded by this impenetrable ring of skank that cannot be infiltrated via normal human means (like fists).. the only thing that works is a lethal combination of nasal valtrex, multi-symptom metronidazole gel, chocolatey flavored podofilox 0.5% solution and minty fresh pubic lice shampoo…
Genevieve | October 5, 2006 at 8:57 am
#2: Her lip’s swollen from a new herpes attack. Don’t be fooled!
#3: You been smoking too much weed or something? Which part of her face is perfect? Her lazy eye? Her herpes-sore-infected lip? Even her nose, which isn’t originally hers anyway since she bought it from a plastic surgeon, is so thin and hooked she could catch fish on the damn thing.
ValeWolf | October 5, 2006 at 9:01 am
Call me crazy but I’m on her side. I cannot STAND Shana and I just hope Stavros did do all those things. He would become my new hero. and I would devote myself to his teachings.
Anyway, women sure do hate Paris! First Shannen Doherty hits her, then Natasha Lyonne (or was it first Natasha?), then Lisa Marie Presley throws a drink at her face…
IFuckingHateYou | October 5, 2006 at 9:08 am
#20 – CRAZY
The only people on Paris’ side are either:
A.) Her family
B.) Smelly Greek shipping heirs
C.) Fellow, herpes-encrusted, ugly whores.
Which are you?
DMB in da ATL | October 5, 2006 at 9:08 am
I love that she’s manually adjusting her mirrors…unless that’s a ’77 Pinto she’s driving, someone needs to show her what all those buttons and knobs do…
smartest.girl.ever.
FrootPie | October 5, 2006 at 9:17 am
I am going to give up asking for a pony from Santa. This year I’m just going to ask for Paris Hilton to die. Painfully. And in front of a whole bunch of paparazzi, so I can gleefully watch.
shell | October 5, 2006 at 9:31 am
That’s a shame. I would’ve loved to see her fit a big fat bruise on her face. Guess I’ll need to beat the fuck out of her myself.
meetmybutt | October 5, 2006 at 9:31 am
so perfect. i love her.
replicunt | October 5, 2006 at 9:49 am
Sure, there might not be any “physical” injuries, but do you know the types of emotional distress getting bitch slapped by travis barkers ex can do to a gal?! Poor Paris isn’t going to be able to listen to another pop-punk song for awhile without having flashbacks
HolisticWisdomcom | October 5, 2006 at 10:13 am
I think the girl behind her (pic 3) is experiencing ‘church laugh’ as she looks at her leg warmers. Who can blame her?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
edb87 | October 5, 2006 at 10:13 am
I’ll take “Someone’s full of Shit” for $800, Alex.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
Triumph Insult Dog | October 5, 2006 at 10:21 am
For the one billionth time:
Can’t we all (just) get along?!…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
Wild Rose | October 5, 2006 at 11:08 am
Ummm, didn’t this drunk bitch get her license suspended not too long ago???
Please enlighten me!
mikewall | October 5, 2006 at 11:44 am
Paris can be very pretty sometimes and can be really ugly when she wants to.
Equalparts | October 5, 2006 at 11:57 am
Oh God no. Not legwarmers. Please God, not legwarmers.
mrs.t | October 5, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Remember when the older Carter brother beat her ass and she had all the movie-makeup bruises on the next day?
Nameless | October 5, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Actually Sir Superfish.
This picture shows SLIGHT damage on her jaw.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/paris_attacked_20061004.php
I really don’t care what anyone says about this incident, Paris being punched tells me that God has answered 0.5 of my hatred prayers.
pagebetty | October 5, 2006 at 1:21 pm
=
=there’s a shot of her bruised face on thebosh.com.
Cruzadas | October 5, 2006 at 1:21 pm
I must admit I’ve never seen her so well dressed. Nice fashion sense. All the rest…I couldn’t care less…
YoMama | October 5, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Paris Hilton is like the “dirty sanchez” of Hollywood. She is always full of shit and sperm….
cayana | October 6, 2006 at 1:02 am
On the contrary, I think Paris shows clear signs of head injury.
“That’s um.. like, uh yeah… that’s hot!”
jrzmommy | October 6, 2006 at 9:47 am
somewhere, Lohan is building a shrine dedicated to Shannen Doherty and Shanna Moakler.
TarotMarianne | October 6, 2006 at 10:11 am
Paris is lucky someone hasn’t beaten her up before this. She’s really an unkind person.
Stuey75 | October 6, 2006 at 10:43 am
I’d like to clock that bitch in the face
HollywoodSnark | April 5, 2007 at 8:16 pm
yeah, hopefull she just held her down and punched her in the stomach
Jess | January 29, 2009 at 1:53 am
I wish Shanna would punched her ass the hell out!! Paris is always getting on peoples nerves.