Paris Hilton is apparently dating Joel Madden’s twin brother Benji. The two were spotted yesterday shopping in Hollywood. I guess Paris was jealous of Nicole Richie and wanted a retarded Blues Brother of her own. But she’s not stopping there. Paris has a new reality show where contestants compete to be her new best friend. Us Magazine reports:
“Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”
The new show is “going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life,” the source tells Us.
How do I get on this show? I’ll be Paris’ best friend. But I’ll be all sassy and tell her how it is – with fists. Friends punch each other all the time. In fact, the more unconscious you render someone the more you care. Which is why I know my date last night really dug me. She ruptured my spleen and left me for dead in the parking lot. I can’t wait to call her later. After I’m discharged. Ooh, sponge bath time! Dammit, it’s Jose the male nurse. Must think unsexy thoughts…
Has anyone else noticed the disturbing trend where wealthy celebs dress like trailer trash with gimme caps and neck tattoos and the blue collar folk are rocking Vuitton handbags and Burberry raincoats?
What the fuck is up with these Madden guys and hats? They look like friggin retards!! The fact he’s hanging out with that disease-ridden attention whore is proof of it! Paris – please – just go the fuck away to somewhere remote and never come back!!! Don’t you realize everyone is sick as fuck of you?????
When I think rock star, the name Benji always comes to mind.
Damn !! What’s this world coming to when three out of the first 4 people to leave a comment are vocabulary restricted … or is that vocabularily challenged
Time to initiate a class action lawsuit aginst this twit for harassment against the general public. Enuff of force feeding her obnoxiouspersonna to the general public.
Benji is a dog’s name.
Only if the fisting is friendly.
When she was in Toronto filming her crap movie ( the one that hasn’t come out yet, got to be specific, all her movies are crap) they hired her a ‘paid friend’ to keep her company. The way she treats her friends, they should probably pay the winner of this show a million bucks or so.
She looks happy.
Neck tats are for twatwaffles.
So fast? Just learned Paris is dating at a dating site for millionaires and celebrities called “millionairecupid”, I can’t believe she has got him in such a short time. However, it’s good to see her with a nice gentleman.
since when does starbucks sell cups full of jizz?
Ew. Look at Paris’ left hand in Benji’s. A normal female hand should not look like that. But then again, since when has Paris ever been a normal female.
I think she wants to be JUST like nicole, looser!
I dont believe that!!! There is a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E! starting at 10 pm et/pt. The first season was good but this season i bet is going to be just crazy. Here are those links you wanted play the tushy game its great!!
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
#5: I think the only side of Paris we have not seen the the view from a colin camera.
A colin camera? You mean Colin Farrell?
And Joel Madden? Isn’t he the manager of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball team?
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
it’s hard to believe !
few days ago, she z seen dating with a teen at ~~~pinkmingle.com ~~ .
her action z so stupid !
“Lookit me, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m sooo Punk Rawk… SEE? I’m wearing black nailpolish and ‘I’ve got brass knuckles hangin’ from my neck and my chain.’ ”
Don’t worry Benji, we will glady keep our hands off your girl.
I hate her!!!
I knew that they would’nt last to long. Now she is with someone else i think she will stay with this person. Because she seems happier then before with Benjii
I knew that they would’nt last to long. Now she is with someone else i think she will stay with this person. Because she seems happier then before with Benjii