Seen here in Vancouver to film her Supernatural cameo, Paris Hilton has officially crossed the line into psycho girlfriend territory. Scope out what she did to Doug Reinhardt’s house before heading out of town, according to E! News:
Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.’s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don’t exactly think she got Dougie’s permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover.
Certainly not entirely self-minded, P.H. managed to frame a few pictures of the two of them as well, hamming it up for the camera in all sorts of ridiculous kissy-kissy poses. P’s crew hung them all over chez Reinhardt for all houseguests to gawk at–or laugh at, depending what reaction you usually emit while staring at pics of Paris.
“Seriously, there were only a few photos that survived Par’s redecorating,” says our freaked-out source.
In related news, a giant penicillin capsule was airlifted onto Doug Reinhardt’s house today only to instantly dissolve upon impact. EPA officials are reportedly weighing a nuclear strike.





































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I wish ticks would burrow into her. Maybe if she visits Stanley Park. . .
I FUCKEN HATE THIS CUNT WHORRRREE!!!!!!!!!
She has some really big hands.
The worst part about this story has to be E News’ writing. They are terrible writers and need to enroll in a basic journalism class at their local community college.
i did that to my girlfriend once, expect it was condoms that i used on a different girl. needless to say she broke up with me.
Quite possibly the most useless person to ever walk the Earth.
I bet he has to strap a 2 by 4 to his ass so he won’t fall in!
don’t mind WHITEY; he has mommy issues
thats hot
Crap,
Now I have to stop watching Supernatural, too bad, I really liked the show’s last season.
Paris Hilton has lost her mind…. Although, I’m not to sure if she actually had one to start with! She’s a pretty girl but I wouldn’t count on her being in the spotlight in the next couple of years..except, under the light of the cops the nexgt time she gets pulled over for a DUI or something!…Anyway, check out my blog on celebrity craziness.
Paris Hilton has lost her mind…. Although, I’m not to sure if she actually had one to start with! She’s a pretty girl but I wouldn’t count on her being in the spotlight in the next couple of years..except, under the light of the cops the nexgt time she gets pulled over for a DUI or something!…Anyway, check out my blog on celebrity craziness.
Hee hee! I love you Superficial writer guy!!!
Giant penicillin capsule!
This is by far ~ Always the funniest gossip site there is.
I think the real issue here is why the ef is Paris being allowed to infect Supernatural? Is she unaware that Jensen [correctly] thinks she’s a complete moron? (search youtube for his interview on Chelsea Lately. funny stuff)
I mean even the idea of her being typecast as a demonplague carrying succubus whore who eventually gets set on fire doesn’t make this amusing.
Desperately trying to stay relevant.
Biggest feet on a woman ever.
The absolute worst part about this story is that Doug “Minor League Baseball Player, Douchebag with Cameos on The (fucking) Hills” has a MANSION. Ugh.
Well she has just ruined my favorite show!!!
God she’s ugly!
I CAN HAZ MAN-HANDS?
dammit! she’s in my city?! Well, forget about the Olympics next year, we’re going to have to burn down the whole region to get rid of the herpes.
~sob~
So, in 10 or 20 years, what is this skank going to look like? I mean, she’s already 4 bag ugly. Add to that being dumber than a box of rocks. Just trying to think of a person (in the recent past) who she’ll “replace” as an aging joke.
All I got is Jimmy Carter.
Big Hands + Big Feet = Big Pussy
You know those giant foam hands you see at ball games “We’re Number 1″?
She doesn’t need them when she goes.
Damn, I predict this episode is where one of the coolest shows on TV jumps the damn shark. :(
She also doesn’t need a tennis racket when she plays the game. She just swats at the balls with an open hand. I heard she’s pretty good at it.
Good one Rancid!!
I know I’m not the only one who thinks she looks just like michael jackson in that hat and glasses…
Is that Paris Hilton waiting outside David Letterman’s show?
#30
They were keeping her temporary captured in David Letterman’s VIP-area.
Get another suitcase and stuff her in it.
Why isn’t this slutty whore dead yet? The best thing pairASS hilton can do for humanity is to off herself, so she won’t poison the human gene pool.
If only people would treat her like an actual human instead of acting like she’s royalty walking among shit-covered medieval peasants, maybe she would stop acting like royalty, and some of you would stop acting like shit-covered medieval peasants.
After a while, it would fuck you up too if your life consisted of being stalked by paparazzi for no real reason on one hand and on the other hand being hated in the vilest of ways by people who don’t know anything about you other than what they’ve been sold.
*LOL*
Bull.
Doug hung the pictures up!
Why wouldn’t he? Paris is great.
Great … I did like that show … until she had to rub her taint on it. Watch out boys I bet she drips battery acid.
I haven’t heard from her in a while.