Paris Hilton got into the wrong SUV while leaving Crimson nightclub over the weekend. She had to climb over some poor bastard to get out. While this sorry son of a bitch had to go home and burn his clothes, and presumably his car, in the backyard, I’m left wondering; what the hell happened to Paris Hilton’s lips? Did she pay for those? If she wanted full and, uh, beautiful (?) lips, I would’ve done it for free. While some doctors with their fancy degrees might use collagen, I would’ve used a simple procedure on Paris called “anvil to the face.” Unfortunately, my work continues to be rejected by medical journals because, according to the letters, it would “make the field of medicine too goddamn awesome.” True story.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Wow, it looks like two nightcrawler worms stuck to her face.
Memo
To: All stupid women
From: Every man in the world
Unless you were born with them, fat puffy lips are NOT sexy! They always look fake and make you look, at best, like a duck; or at worst, like a walking hemoroid.
STOP IT!
#35 it’s because she’s high as fuck..
I wonder what she’s on and whatever it is I’ll take two!!
1) She’s starting to look old
2) Her behavior is too child like for her age.
3) She did that mess to her lips because she’s trying to look more like a model since she’s dating a model – can we say INSECURE!
I wanna meet the MAN that invented collogen injections. He needs to be stripped-naked like a slut and beaten for making women’s mouths the world over look like a dog’s asshole. What sort-of sick depraved mind thinks having your lips mutilated is beautiful? The saddest part of mass-mutilation is that there’s a whole legion of young girls dedicated to fucking their bodies up. Saddness..
Jesus, she looks like Melania Trump. Horrific.
Wow, Melanie Griffith got a facelift.
Looks like she has plague on her lips.
#55, it was probably a woman that invented the collagen. Some woman was obviously insecure and jealous over Anjelina’s big fat stupid lips and wanted a pair of her own. But if you want to blame it on a man, I’m ok with that..
her plastic surgeon should be shot !!!!!!!!
Now it’s easy for her to say Rwanda.
#59? Please. Women inventors? Right. Invent me a BLT.
@ 62 – I was going to say “eff you” , but that was too funny
#61. I like the way you think. Call me?
so she’s got victoria beckham’s haircut and angelina jolie’s lips… insecure much?
Wow, you can actually see the injection sites..
Tim – let me cry a river over that LAME ASS POST! HA! Come on, you can do better than that.
(Bug laughs manaically)
#52 thank you. I posted the same thing a few months ago when some other whore did her lips.
Living in NY I have seen some HORRENDOUS lip jobs, the worst ones are on the hag-bags who fucking swear up and down they are 15 years younger than they are.
That guy doesn’t look too pleased to have her on his knee…
#43 – Squidworth?!!! You hit the nail right on the head and I am laughing my head off. You are hilarious.
ha ha ha ha ha, it looks like she is trying to make a rat face, and she already has one, albeit a very beaky one, my personal love to the photog on this one, excellent timing, whoops, that’s her new expression! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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OMG, I got a news that there is a hot kiss photo about Paris and a black guy at http://www.interracialconnect.com . It is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. so amazed.
What’s up with all of these asshole mouth, sized lips on these stupid celebrities. Big lips only go with a big face, for example, Marilyn Monroe and A Jolie.
Paris looks more deformed than ever before. I hope her face stays that way, it would serve her right.
Perhaps, she’ll get a nose job since she doesn’t need one of those either, but in Hollywood it is a status symbol to get plastic surgery even for normal features; this shows that one can relate to others, for example, nose job, she must be jewish, lip agumentation, she must want to be black, and so on and so forth……
Looks like little sausages in their casings!
#44
If she WERE a lady, I’m sure he would have.
#67
What do you expect from someone who can still find Paris fuckable?
Her lips look like a big ole night crawler worm curled around her mouth that I used to go fishin with..
what happened to her? someone saw her picture on a service site sugardaddyMeet.com.has she joined the club? is she still single?
hahaha the Thom Yorke comment made me lol…can’t belive someone else thought the same thing :D aww poor Thom…
#66
I was going to say the same thing… you can TOTALLY see the injection sights
bleeeegh
What’s the matter with all these Holy-joo Weirdoes and Manhattanite Snobs puffing there lips like that … do they want to look like negresses ???
Or is it some kind of … status thing ?
They look like shite, everybody knows it, but THEY KEEP DOING IT.
Those criminal surgeons should be shot at the spot, Katyn Forest-like
No questions asqued.
Just shoot the phuckers.
Look at her eyes, she looks really sad as in sadface sad… not pathetic sad.
83, don’t you think you would look sad too if you knew you were the laughingstock of America?
Somebody should steal that blackberry or whatever she has in her hand. Just grab it and run. It wouldn’t be that hard. You think with all the money she has she could afford some good doctors do screw up her face.
that’s just plain old herpes making a visit. and who’s the guy with the yellow shirt- he’s gonna throw up on her
It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a white girl on http://www.interracialsingleonline.com so many fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it…
It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://www.interracialsingleonline.com so man fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ boring but its always fun to pick the shit ugly crack whore to pieces,,,,,,, I HATE PARIS, SHES AN UGLY DOG SLUT hehehe
her lips are probably stuck in that position from all the cocks that have been shoved in there throughout the years..she looks like one of those blow up dolls but a less hot version
BWAHAHAHAHA! Ouctthh.
It’s cause they used FAT from BRITNEYS BUTT!!
BWAHAHAHAHA! Ouctthh.
It’s cause they used FAT from BRITNEYS BUTT!!
looks like she has some kind of disease
she looks old and ugly!!!! somebody fucked her up good! she looks like a damn chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all that money and she can’t eveb dress herself! sad
she looks old and ugly!!!! somebody fucked her up good! she looks like a damn chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all that money and she can’t eveb dress herself! sad