reports that Paris Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeon’s office with her sister Nicky earlier this week to “fix her drooping left eyelid.” Paris allegedly had a surgery six years ago to lift her eyelids but the muscles in her left eye were damaged as a result, “causing it to droop more than the right.” And apparently by wearing blue-tinted contacts over her natural brown eyes she’s making things worse.
“They have been drying out lately,” dished the tipster. “She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts.”
God, that’s a relief. All this time I thought that was Paris Hilton’s idea of looking sexy. Like some sort of seductive wink she read in a dating book. Only instead of a dating book she accidentally grabbed a medical journal with photos of patients with mild retardation. Which, coincidentally, might as well have been a mirror.
bitch is crazy. she clearly smoking the chronic
^only if we all can film it. We might be able to whack her plastic misgivings back into place.
That was brilliant, great joke loop.
she has a lot wrong with her.
Uh, yeah. Sure. Right. Did I mention that I just hit the lottery?
#38 – OMG!! I never noticed the ear thing – you are so right!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
#42 & 46 – FTLTC!!
Ok, so she’s getting it fixed. Good for her.
While we’re discussing her plastic surgery, it looks like the tip of her nose is slipping down… but that could just be the camera angle. Irunno.
#45 – actually, if you wear tinted contacts excessively, they can eventually break down the protein in your eyes.
(No, please don’t ask me to elaborate on that – coz I can’t)
I sure can’t wait to see her on HDTV!
Its probably just a bad shot that one, caught her blinking. Whatever.
whoever you are that writes this amazing and accurate stories on paris…i love you…you are awesome. i enjoy reading what you say about her…brightens my day.
SOMEONE JUST SHOOT THE BITCH ALREADY. TAKE HER OUT OF HER MISERY OF HERPES TREATMENTS AND AIDS CHECK UPS.
she’s ok. and maybe nice ..sometimes.
we like paris : )
if she wants… etc
she will have to change
but who knows ?
She is pretty and don’t need plastic surgery
http://www.philton.org
dumb asses, she looks like shes rolling face.
yeah, she’s got that whole lazy-eye thing going…
AHHHH her fingers all bandaged up too! Hmmm can’t wait to see what this ignorant cunt did now! I wish someone would beat the fuck out of her for real. Now that would be worth just about anything to see!
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