Paris Hilton has disfigured eyelids

reports that Paris Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeon’s office with her sister Nicky earlier this week to “fix her drooping left eyelid.” Paris allegedly had a surgery six years ago to lift her eyelids but the muscles in her left eye were damaged as a result, “causing it to droop more than the right.” And apparently by wearing blue-tinted contacts over her natural brown eyes she’s making things worse.

“They have been drying out lately,” dished the tipster. “She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts.”

God, that’s a relief. All this time I thought that was Paris Hilton’s idea of looking sexy. Like some sort of seductive wink she read in a dating book. Only instead of a dating book she accidentally grabbed a medical journal with photos of patients with mild retardation. Which, coincidentally, might as well have been a mirror.

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