Ever wondered what it would be like if Paris Hilton wasn’t the most screwed up one in her family? Yeah, me neither, because the thought is so frightening I crapped my pants just talking about it. Anyways, above is a picture of her 12-year-old brother Conrad. He’s only 12 so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, but things aren’t looking so promising for him. It’s usually not a good sign when looking at a picture of a 12-year-old makes me want to punch through my monitor in anger.
You can check out 12-year-old Conrad’s Myspace here and 16-year-old Barron’s MySpace here. I’m not saying the Hiltons were bad parents, but their children probably would have turned out better if they had just found a cave in the woods and left them there to be raised by bears.
Right when you characters here the name,” Hilton.” You think :
Rich
famous for nothing
slut
skank
bitchy
When in reality you think. Paris Hilton is famous because of many things. She has a music album that some of you despise but it is great seeing how in the first 2 days it got in the top 10 albums on itunes. She has fragrances that are delightful and she does modeling.
But unless you guys are all losers that cant get any girls/guys you all know that everyone has sex. She just didn’t know that the video was going to be exploited.
The line, “Paris Hilton is famous for absolutely nothing.” It is probably the stupidest ill minded line ever. First of all, you bitches talking shit makes her famous. For the people that say she is ugly. You must be kidding me.
This kid is just joking, he goes to school at a Catholic school. He is wearing a nice Ed Hardy shirt that is quite cool. I have the same shoes as him, by the way i am a guy not a girl. I am also straight, those shoes aren’t flowery they are all black with penguins on them. No big deal, penguins? Since when are penguins gay… any way .. this picture was a joke and you guys make it into a huge thing.
So before talking shit just remeber that u all swallow and the Hiltons spit.
ewww. he WOULD wear ed hardy. because i havent seen a single Hilton with a good and/or interesting fashion sense
and alllllly, wtf? boarding school for life? are you 7?
Conrad is a cute, caring, funny, smart kid, hes really cool and yes, he drinks, yes he smokes but all the kids in his crowd do, its not his fault he was born into fame and wealth, but hey, we’ve got alot more time to see what he does with it, so take a break, come back in maybe 6 years and judge him then.