Paris Hilton has brothers


Ever wondered what it would be like if Paris Hilton wasn’t the most screwed up one in her family? Yeah, me neither, because the thought is so frightening I crapped my pants just talking about it. Anyways, above is a picture of her 12-year-old brother Conrad. He’s only 12 so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, but things aren’t looking so promising for him. It’s usually not a good sign when looking at a picture of a 12-year-old makes me want to punch through my monitor in anger.

You can check out 12-year-old Conrad’s Myspace here and 16-year-old Barron’s MySpace here. I’m not saying the Hiltons were bad parents, but their children probably would have turned out better if they had just found a cave in the woods and left them there to be raised by bears.


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