Paris Hilton has brothers

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Ever wondered what it would be like if Paris Hilton wasn’t the most screwed up one in her family? Yeah, me neither, because the thought is so frightening I crapped my pants just talking about it. Anyways, above is a picture of her 12-year-old brother Conrad. He’s only 12 so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, but things aren’t looking so promising for him. It’s usually not a good sign when looking at a picture of a 12-year-old makes me want to punch through my monitor in anger.

You can check out 12-year-old Conrad’s Myspace here and 16-year-old Barron’s MySpace here. I’m not saying the Hiltons were bad parents, but their children probably would have turned out better if they had just found a cave in the woods and left them there to be raised by bears.

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