[Image: Grosby Group]
It looks like she has a penis. What a gross shot…
Go easy on her guys…a little herpage never hurt anyone. Well, at least not too badly.
This photo just reconfirms all I already knew about Paris. She has the head of a horse, the body of a twelve-year-old BOY from a tall family, the brains of a flea, and the privates of a 45-year old whore.
You all wish you looked that good in a bikini. I know that I do.
Be real. She’s probably taking sand out of her bottoms. That happens when you swim in the ocean. You see, there’s sand on the beach and it gets mixed in with the saltwater.
AAAHHHH! I always wondered where the sand CRABS came from!!!
I do NOT want to look like that in a bikini!! That’s like saying hungry children in Africa are trying to bring back the swollen stomach look. It’s NOT hott to look starved and unfeminine. Case in point- Lindsay Lohan looked way hotter when she was A) a redhead, B) fatter and C) had big jugs. I bet Paris Horseface wishes she had a round booty and big boobs like ME. Ha!
What’s that? Some kind of warning stick? There’s something covering her bellybutton.
Thank you, Wicked!
Note boys: She is a walking skeleton. If you want to do the nasty with a walking skeleton, be my guest. We do NOT want to look like that! I wonder if she rattles when the wind blows….
… but given the action she’s seen in the last few years, I bet parts of her anatomy howl like a half-full Corona bottle when it does..
I noticed that too…
Zoom in… it says “Biohazard: Property of the Center for Disease Control. Not to be taken internally.”
Crabs, these damn crabs. They just keep on clinging.
she’s looking for the man in the boat.
Q. what’s the smelliest thing in the world?
A. an anchovy’s vagina
MAYBE SHE STORES HER CREDIT CARDS IN HER COOT AND THEY WERE FALLING OUT AND SHE WAS SHOVING THEM BACK IN. MAYBE SHE HAS TINKERBELL LOCKED UP IN HER KOOZE, WE ALL KNOW THERE IS ROOM.
she was keeping her hot dog warm
Paris is probably trying to get the water and sand out of her crotch. the mistake she made is to not do this while she was still IN the water. i can imagine making this same mistake — bec i would never assume that there is a camera nearby to catch me. she however should have known better. or maybe she doesn’t care bec she probably believes that that’s hot.
I don’t care if there IS a legitimate reason (getting sand out, retrieving a credit card) it is just plain disgusting to go rooting around in your crotch in public. Go to the bathroom, skank.
Dat bitch needs ta eat.
She looks like she is putting a tampon in. Knowing how “classy” she is, I wouldn’t put it past her to insert one on the beach
yea she is trashy and stupid..
but for some reason i still think she’s hot.
and the more she unfortunately becomes a subject of discussion… i’m noticing more and more that in general–girls think she is seriously hot and want to be her and guys think she is gross.
a bit of a mystery to me, because in general girls want to be “hot” to attract guys, right? …. but in this case none of it really foots.
sometimes you get stuff up your nose, too. That doesn’t mean you pick your nose in public.
I live on the coast and go to the beach frequently. I’ve never had a sand-in-crotch problem so bad I would jam my hand down my swimsuit and into my vagina in public.
My guess is she did it on purpose of publicity a la the pantyless crotch shot of her getting out of the car.
You can take the heiress out of the hotel, but you can’t take the hand out of the heiress…..
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