Paris Hilton has an amazing bra

March 9th, 2007 // 95 Comments
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  1. Wow, they are huge.

  2. hey #9! Tori is my favorite!!!!!!! Hello Mr zeebbraaaaaa

  3. Anna Nicole Smith called and wants her jugs back.

  4. flauccinaucinihilipilifcation

    Her pussy’s so disease ridden that she’s had to resort to tit-fucking instead – Hence the boob ad.

  5. qico

    Paris Hilton has an amazing BOOB-JOB

  6. HoraceMcTittiesworth

    Even with her amazing miracle bra on, mine are still bigger even when I’m not wearing one! Take that, whore!

  7. marie-jo

    It’s emberassing how she tries to keep herself in the picture
    “Nobody likes me (anymore)but, everybody likes, like, boobs right? I have the most beautiful boobs! Like, I’m Pamela. That’s hot”

  8. crazycowlady

    I wonder if she got them from the same place Kellie Pickler got hers?

  9. NipsyHustle

    she could buy tittays as big as cantaloupes and she would still be “the girl with the valtrex poon”

  10. She needs to get a face transplant. Her body has NEVER been the problem… well, except the diseases it is likely to be riddled with.

  11. Lowlands

    Is it just me or does Paris Hilton have a new haircut?

  12. arrogances

    Hmm…remember when she would fight the other celebrities over stuff? That was cool. What’s happened to her fighting spirit? I think she should make a play for…mmm…I dunno, whose a good looking guy?

  13. arrogances

    Mmm…
    I remember when she used to fight with the other celebs over petty stuff. That was cool. I wonder what’s happened to her competitive streak?

  14. BarbadoSlim

    Just took a moment to check on the all the New Fishdoode’s comments and BOY does he SUCK, he’s teh suck, he sucks on a vacuum, and by all that I mean he SUCKS.

  15. schack

    his comments are cleverer than yours ever were.

    you want clever? here’s saturday afternoon reading. then have a haagendaz bar. they’re fucking delicious.

    http://www.abdn.ac.uk/philosophy/endsandmeans/vol3no1/kujundzic_mann.shtml

  16. thunderkat69

    She stuffed the left one with her coke and the right one with her super sized baggie of pot…..don’t act like you’ve never done it before

  17. TJH

    If it weren’t for her daddy’s money she’d be a high school cafeteria server.

  18. justifiable

    #65 No, they aren’t, but they’re way better than yours. WTF is this, your Philosophy 101 homework assignment for the weekend? Just who are you trying to impress?
    P.S. It’s not working.

  19. schack

    i’m not the one claiming to be cleverer than anyone. nor am i trying to impress you. this is an anonymous website. i’ll never meet you; i have no reason to impress you. i postd that article because it’s a really good article. if you haven’t read it, then you don’t know whether it’s impressive. if you have read it, and you remain unimpressed, then there is no harm done. if you do read it, you might like it.

  20. schack

    we both know we wouldn’t be here if certain things weren’t true. i’m tired of the foreplay, and i’m looking for someone else who is. and i look here because i think alot of my university compatriots are not really interested in learning anything. universities have become places where frustrated people make up “lingo” to keep their ideas unintelligible to people whom they subsequently ridicule for not understanding. THIS article was written by an academic with conscience… forgive me for having faith in YOUR capacity to understand.

  21. BarbadoSlim

    @65….so you are the resident cleverness connoisseur here (I don’t even know who the fuck you are but whatever).

    Anyway, PROVE IT. prove that this Superfisdoode is “cleverer” than me.

    Show your work.

  22. justifiable

    #69 We all could post really interesting articles and the NY Times Best Seller List, too – and they’re all completely irrelevant to this website. So unless Ted K. is gonna blow up Paris Hilton’s left tit you’ve got the wrong forum, kittykat.

  23. Nimuë LaMer

    Well, I guess we know what Anna Nicole left Paris in her will.

    By the way, I haven’t see this lately:
    TCLTC.

    Just sayin’.

  24. sharpei dude

    It’s too bad that Paris and Teddy Kennedy don’t party in the same circles. He could offer her a ride home afterwards across some bridge.

  25. geek_uk

    I like her, she looks hot.

  26. TashaVin`

    Why does she keep looking at them, and why is she walking ALONE in the dark? (I suppose the whowho’s shes staring at keep her protected…..)

  27. Naid

    She walks funny because shes trying to pull off a ” supermodel runway ” walk, bending her back, one foot infront of the other, moving hips.. she tries to be sexy, but thats like a fish trying to fly over the atlantic

  28. BuckTheInfernal

    Well, if you watch the video, she’s trying to go down some stairs when those photos were shot. Those boobs are probably getting in the way of her downward view.

    Her rack looks nice in these shots, but she’s still a racist disease bearing prostitot.

  29. leezastudio

    i don’t get it, why is anyone saying that she is wearing a great bra? where did that info come from? It’s impossible her tits look that fucking huge with just a bra or tape or what fucking ever! i mean, she’s an A cup, how can you look like that with taping your musckito bites with some masking tape, blahhhggghh,

    useless whore

  30. StoneRose

    @ #6 …HAHAHAHAHA

    You rock ;)

  31. babygirl5187

    OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! THAT’S THE MOST RIVETING FUCKING NEWS I HAVE HEARD IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG!!! PARIS HILTON USES VARIOUS METHODS TO ENHANCE HER APPEARANCE??????????????!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is up with this site lately? My dog can find better things to write about!!!!

  32. xeurohottiex

    american girls are so ugly and fake

  33. Gargamel

    Now, that’s hot!

  34. Well she still has a beak-nose.

  35. Gerald Tarrant

    Does she think that 100% of the world hasn’t seen her itty-bitties already? She really is stupid.

  36. ImaCracka

    Wow… nice… makes almost forget what a dumb ass cum whore she is……

    Almost…….

  37. Tara_reid_loves_you

    I think this is her best publicity move in some time

  38. Skip Smith

    I’d totally do her.

  39. HughJorganthethird

    Big fake tits on a chick who is proven to be shit in bed. Oh the irony. Kinda like giving XM radio to a deaf person. Or a blackberry to blind person. Or shoes to a double leg amputee. Or a penis to Tom Cruise…

  40. HughJorganthethird

    #82 as opposed to all those “natural” european girls with hairy bodies and odor problems? Oh yeah sign me up. And what are you doing on here anyway? Shouldn’t you be washing your smart car you euro bitch?

  41. belle

    It’s called implants, not so much the bra.

  42. Paris, you are a dumbass! I really mean that… I am not just flattering you! I was waiting for this chick to get a boob job! Haha… I wanna see her get fat like that other stupid blode bitch – Britney Whore! Hahaha!

  43. yeah, she probably has two adopted babies in there – i hear adopting orphans is all the rage now and i hear that she’s heard that!

  44. Boner face

    I would def jizz on those tits!!!

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