She can’t stop looking at them.
I hope their filled with gelatinous strychnine. That’s right, gelatinous.
that looks a bit strange on HER
RichPort we know you are teh gay.
They have this new bra in “hollywood” that enlarges your breasts “naturally” using motorized suction. I have a homemade model which implements a Dirt Devil, two road cones, duct tape, three feet of rubber tubing, some PVC pipe, anal beads, an avocado, construction paper, chicken wire, taco seasoning, a buffalo nickel, a Frank Sinatra LP, ten baby rats, a rolling pin, whiskey, a VW Rabbit, and 10 pounds of raw ground pork.
they look like 2 tumors. the benign kind.
Dude, the boobs don’t move! I site duct tape AND giant silicone bra. Why doesn’t she implant them already. That way she’ll have two more ways to love herself.
Ratatouille Strychnine, sometimes she’s a friend of mine, with a gigantic boobjob that will blow your mind.
ps paris can’t walk
They look that way because she’s retaining disease.
She’s a diseased whore.
hemlock- don’t you think that, even with padding, her nipples would have to be showing for her boobs to be pushed that close together?
I think she’s pretty hot looking, actually. Not that I’d touch her even with a borrowed dick, of course.
lmao. how do you borrow a dick?
it’s kind of like death- you can’t just get someone to fill in for you :)
Paris’ herpes outbreak was so bad, it crawled right up her crotch and hit her breasts, causing massive inflammation.
Soon it will recede, leaving scabs behind. Can’t wait for those shots!
@13…You can borrow one of Pink’s!
does anyone have a dick i can borrow?
i give it back to you in poifect condition!
She must rub magic cream on them.
WTF was that waddling mancow moo’ing about in the vid?
schack, that’s the whole point. You can’t borrow a dick. That’s why it’s funny. WAY TO RUIN IT, GOSH
Anyway, I agree that Paris really seems to have a hard time… well, walking. Must be the herpes.
can i borrow your dick, pikachealsea?
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