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happy_bunny | March 9, 2007 at 3:54 pm
She can’t stop looking at them.
RichPort | March 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
GAY!
RichPort | March 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
*FIRST!*, fuck
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I hope their filled with gelatinous strychnine. That’s right, gelatinous.
theropes | March 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
that looks a bit strange on HER
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm
RichPort we know you are teh gay.
They have this new bra in “hollywood” that enlarges your breasts “naturally” using motorized suction. I have a homemade model which implements a Dirt Devil, two road cones, duct tape, three feet of rubber tubing, some PVC pipe, anal beads, an avocado, construction paper, chicken wire, taco seasoning, a buffalo nickel, a Frank Sinatra LP, ten baby rats, a rolling pin, whiskey, a VW Rabbit, and 10 pounds of raw ground pork.
imran karim | March 9, 2007 at 4:05 pm
they look like 2 tumors. the benign kind.
Hemlock Queen | March 9, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Dude, the boobs don’t move! I site duct tape AND giant silicone bra. Why doesn’t she implant them already. That way she’ll have two more ways to love herself.
schack | March 9, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Ratatouille Strychnine, sometimes she’s a friend of mine, with a gigantic boobjob that will blow your mind.
imran karim | March 9, 2007 at 4:08 pm
ps paris can’t walk
BarbadoSlim | March 9, 2007 at 4:10 pm
They look that way because she’s retaining disease.
She’s a diseased whore.
schack | March 9, 2007 at 4:10 pm
hemlock- don’t you think that, even with padding, her nipples would have to be showing for her boobs to be pushed that close together?
DrDanny | March 9, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I think she’s pretty hot looking, actually. Not that I’d touch her even with a borrowed dick, of course.
schack | March 9, 2007 at 4:13 pm
lmao. how do you borrow a dick?
it’s kind of like death- you can’t just get someone to fill in for you :)
ph7 | March 9, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Paris’ herpes outbreak was so bad, it crawled right up her crotch and hit her breasts, causing massive inflammation.
Soon it will recede, leaving scabs behind. Can’t wait for those shots!
BarbadoSlim | March 9, 2007 at 4:15 pm
@13…You can borrow one of Pink’s!
schack | March 9, 2007 at 4:19 pm
does anyone have a dick i can borrow?
i give it back to you in poifect condition!
supafreak | March 9, 2007 at 4:22 pm
She must rub magic cream on them.
WTF was that waddling mancow moo’ing about in the vid?
Pikachelsea | March 9, 2007 at 4:26 pm
schack, that’s the whole point. You can’t borrow a dick. That’s why it’s funny. WAY TO RUIN IT, GOSH
Anyway, I agree that Paris really seems to have a hard time… well, walking. Must be the herpes.
schack | March 9, 2007 at 4:30 pm
can i borrow your dick, pikachealsea?
Fifth Stooge | March 9, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Is she hanging upside down?
daylin | March 9, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Holy Crunk! Did Paris buy some of Star Jones lypo fat? I need to know cause I would like to fatten up my cock!
GOD GAWD YA’LL!
licklick | March 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
What a stupid boring cunt.
HollyJ | March 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I bet there’s a huge whitehead on both of those. Someone just find it, pop them, and clean that gunk out already.
schack | March 9, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Pikachelsea is an anorexic slut, who skips meals and shoots pornos to save up for her nose job and boob job.
who can forget a face like that?
Hemlock Queen | March 9, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Hmm, upon further observation… I observe her tits stick out too far to be just some duct tape and a bra. I like the mass herpes infection theory. It makes more sense than tissue paper.
noac | March 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm
I don’t give a damn about Paris, atleast theres hope for a relationship with me and Kevin though.
teetee | March 9, 2007 at 5:36 pm
What a phoney. I am looking forward to the day that she gets old and wrinkled and kills herself because of it.
rrd | March 9, 2007 at 6:02 pm
#28 I was just thinking that today, she is going down!! can’t wait to see her either wrinklrd or stretched beyond recognition. I remember whn I was that age…thinking it would all hold. but I started excercising and stopped partying. whew!
love seeing celebs make fools of themselves | March 9, 2007 at 6:16 pm
She tops my “bitches I wanna hate-fuck” list.
sikofdis | March 9, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Damn! If I didn’t know better, I’d actually agree with what I’m about to say…
Bitch don’t look half bad here.
(wipes keyboard with Lysol after typing previous sentence…)
She’s still a stupid worthless cunt though…
Rachel | March 9, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Sad thing is, she also looks like she gained about 40 lbs. Fat ass.
blahblahblah | March 9, 2007 at 6:43 pm
it’s called an enhancing bra.
sid | March 9, 2007 at 6:43 pm
The only one who deserves criticism is the one who posted this pic. So she wore a push-up
c1187w | March 9, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Penn & Teller couldn’t make those sweater puppies appear out of nowhere. She probably painted shadows on her chest.
http://whatthefamous.com/2007/03/09/paris-hilton-buys-a-wonderbra/
NicotineEyePatch | March 9, 2007 at 7:15 pm
I watched that video intentionally so that I could release this stream of obscenities I’ve been supressing the urge to scream all day.
So why is everything so quiet?
Pick it up, ‘Fish.
Evangeline | March 9, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Something really weird is going on. My breasts are bigger than hers and I can’t even get them to look THAT big. I though it was a boob job until I saw pictures from one of the websites I’m about to list. Damn, I wish I knew her trick.
Look at her in these pictures…
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Photos/Did_Paris_Get_a_Boob_Job/
http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1212442,00.html
Fifth Stooge | March 9, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Her boobs are like her ego.
Highly over inflated.
teetee | March 9, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Is it just me, or does she sound like a transvestite on hellium?
Yourfairytale | March 9, 2007 at 8:35 pm
@ 32 – If Paris gained 40 pounds that would be a vast IMPROVEMENT, not a bad thing. She is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too skinny! It’s disgusting.
Anyway, it’s amazing how pushed up tits automatically make someone “hot” at least according to the guys here. Paris will never be hot no matter what, face it.
vixamy | March 9, 2007 at 8:37 pm
ok,
did she possibly get a boob job?
i mean really?
it is possible, right?
the AP didn’t have any news (on purpose so they say) on her for like a couple of weeks (easily enough time for her to have the surgery and recover enough to show up a couple of weeks later looking ‘all-better’… right?
if paris and i share more than our good taste and class, then it’s only our beautiful A-cups.
only surgery could give her those ‘perfect’ curves… not with duct tape, not with clever ‘shadowing’- nothing. and, yes, they do make great bras (but, even they don’t perform that kind of magic)… unless she’s strapped that monkey pet of her to her chest to hold those things up…
i have to find out what bra she’s wearing…
or what insect bit her…
i mean, come ON…
PrettyBaby | March 9, 2007 at 8:41 pm
So ends the first week of New Guy. To be positive, there’s nowhere to go but up.
piestuff | March 9, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Haha, stupid DickPort.
Tits_McGhee | March 9, 2007 at 9:16 pm
And by “amazing bra” he means “amazing plastic surgeon”.
Why is it when Paris talks it makes me wanna choke a kitten? I mean, she talks like she’s fucking three years old.
Hemlock Queen | March 9, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Aw tits! I totally have to agree that her voice makes me want to punch her like a backstreet boy! She doesn’t even talk that way normally. It’s all for the paparazzi. Stupid skank.
Stink | March 9, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Paris Hilton walking + Tara Reid “acting” in Alone in the Dark on Showtime = crap late night entertainment for this insomniac. I really should buy a Xbox360…
Mr. Fritz | March 9, 2007 at 10:34 pm
I’m high of caffeine and can’t sleep so I decided to come on this site. Who is the guy talking after Sienna Miller? He looks familiar.
crestlin | March 9, 2007 at 10:50 pm
i personally was gifted with perfect c’s, but my little sister has perky a’s and i have to say that with the right bra, you can still get them to look enormous. albeit, it is very uncomfotable and you have to use double sided duct tape to make sure the bra and inserts stay in place perfectly…i’m sure this isn’t a problem for paris though bc she is too coked up at all times to feel anything.
cayana | March 10, 2007 at 12:05 am
Yuck.. you can see the seams on her implants.. FRANKENSTEIN CHEST!! She should have stayed with the little flat boobies, at least they didn’t look freaky.
whatthe | March 10, 2007 at 12:27 am
I never understood – she has no issue with getting her nose carved into some freaky bird beak, but she is reluctant to get breast implants?