Turns out Paris Hilton isn’t the super hard worker she thought she was. Simona Fusco – her Bottom’s Up co-star – says about Paris:
“I don’t think there’s any talent there. My biggest problem with Paris was that she was always late on the set … It became very annoying … Everyone gets tired. By the time Paris finally showed up, she was usually coming from a party … She never memorized her lines. So now, not only does she show up late, but on top of it she didn’t have her lines ready to go. It was a very long day working with Paris.”
To be fair to Paris, it’s tough to memorize lines when you can’t even read. Although the Olsen twins did a pretty good job on Full House and they were like, what, only twice as smart as her?
Heh heh, the way her legs have crossed over and her facial expression makes it look like she is desperate for a pee.
@51… SilverBlade, I feel you would do better posting over here:
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/index.php
You are going to get hurt here, you’re playing with adults. Take heed to the warning. Get out while you can.
@46-
She REALLY said she was a virgin? How long ago was this? If it was before she was 17 or 18, she was LYING, I’m sure you all remember Howard Stern’s interview with Elijah Blue Allman, where he said he fucked her when she was around that age, before she was famous, and he was so scared of getting a STD that he poured Tilex on his cock to disinfect it? Who the fuck does she think she’s fooling? Paris, the rest of the universe isn’t as stupid as you are. nobody believes a WORD you say!
Oh look, Paris made bail.
Jesus Christ, hotter than paris. You sound mental, yet I am strangely aroused.
Paris can enjoy her life all she wants. But she has a first-class ticket to HELL. (*I know I shouldn’t judge or make such a comment like that… but seriously!)
#3 – agree. Any ethic owned by Paris is an ethic minority.
I bet she doesn’t fuck. She just likes to look like she does. She’s too lazy. Probably gets her publicist to do men for her. In a blonde wig and blue lenses and pulling that skanky pose, who’d know the difference?
Oh boy – chest still shaking, eyes still watering – have just come back from the Anna Nicole post. Nothing like a good flame war to ruin one’s mascara.
Am thinking of changing my signin to Abigal von Puffybritches. And Mrs T’s hillbilly manual will keep me in incontinence pads for a while.
You nasty nastys. I don’t think I could fight with you bitches for long. I’d die laughing.
I’d like to see Paris locked in a room with a Hotter than Paris & Biatcho tag-team, and watch as they take turns to maul her with verbal barbs (like ‘cock licking monkey fucker’) and through shrewd, cutting observations dismantle her worthless, contrived personality construct reducing her to the snivelling, pathetic, hollow husk of humanity that she invests so much in covering up.
“…for fear of a deadly pussy fart passing thru those mountains of sores down there taking God knows what bacteria with it & circulating thru the air we real people breathe.”
That brought tears to my eyes.
Don’t stay at Hilton hotels. Every time you do you’re contributing to this worthless piece of sh*t’s trust fund. I’d sooner sleep in a Pinto than give this ho a dime.
How is it possible that her eye follows you no matter where you move? She’s like an eerie painting…
I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like the Tell Tale Heart Eye. Put a patch on or some shit. Damn.
The word “Muppet” comes to mind when I see her pictures on the Internet. That is about all I have to say about her.
Is she missing a chromosone? Just die already you useless twat.
Just thought I’d give you guys the heads up with this little jewel:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2275215
I almost feel sorry for the poor girl ;)
Just thought I’d give you guys the heads up with this little jewel:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2275215
I almost feel sorry for the poor girl ;)
#8 – 4 chances, nothing funny. You’re a fucking moron.
67–seriously.
67,68 – And the new whipping post has been assigned I see… LMAO….
I am popping corn and getting comfortable as we speak… Pants on this time though. I promise… :)
she looks so awkward
hey, thats my grandma’s couch!
#69 – Grease your johnson, she likes to be ridden like a fucking Clydesdale. Free smacks!!! Free smacks!!!
why does she always have that mouth-agape look? like she’s given so many bjs that her mouth is stuck that way. or maybe that’s her sign that says “look, guys! stick it right in! i’m ready!”
she should be studied by the cdc.
hasn’t she fallen in-between cracks of the earth, yet? she’s a REAL gem of a waste of space.
Clearly, Paris Hilton is a festering boil on the ass of society. A beautiful, wealthy, privileged, amusing, shallow, blind, ignorant and under-educated self impressed cretin that the world could care less about, let alone ever miss. The premier idiot of what a material world is capable of producing. One could easily find better up a pig rear end and Im sure her mother regrets not swallowing her…
gee…who could’ve thought…..that’s quite shocking