Turns out Paris Hilton isn’t the super hard worker she thought she was. Simona Fusco – her Bottom’s Up co-star – says about Paris:
“I don’t think there’s any talent there. My biggest problem with Paris was that she was always late on the set … It became very annoying … Everyone gets tired. By the time Paris finally showed up, she was usually coming from a party … She never memorized her lines. So now, not only does she show up late, but on top of it she didn’t have her lines ready to go. It was a very long day working with Paris.”
To be fair to Paris, it’s tough to memorize lines when you can’t even read. Although the Olsen twins did a pretty good job on Full House and they were like, what, only twice as smart as her?
At-Law | September 11, 2006 at 11:56 am
First!!!
trinket | September 11, 2006 at 11:56 am
Why does she always look like the hunchback of notre dame?
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 11:57 am
Work Ethic and Paris Hilton are two words I never thought I’d ever hear together. Now, things like, oozing lesion and Paris Hilton or Untalented and Paris Hilton — YES! Natural word pairings…work ethic and Paris Hilton, no.
suzy | September 11, 2006 at 12:00 pm
she stole Cruelle DeVille’s pose from 101 Dalmations lol
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm
If you’re skanky and you know it, clap your hands *CLAP CLAP*
If you’re skanky and you know it, clap your hands *CLAP CLAP*
If you’re skanky and you know it, and your coochie really shows it, if your skanky and you know it clap your hands *CLAP CLAP*
call me. seriously.
CelebSlam.com | September 11, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Her and Lindsay Lohan should have a work-off to see who’s the laziest in Hollywood
http://www.celebslam.com
tits_on_snack | September 11, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Her posing makes me wanna hurl. With the shoulders back, legs crossed at the ankle pose everyone learns. Barf.
danielle | September 11, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Now wait a minute. How can you say that she has a horrible work ethic?
She works her ass off! I mean, think of how long it took for her to get all of those porno tapes out to the public.
Think of how long it takes for her to spell cat, or how long it took her to come up with her catchy slogan: “that’s hawt”.
I mean come on! she deserves a pat on the back!….or at least cab fare to get home after being picked up by 5-0 for a DUI.
ImSuicidal | September 11, 2006 at 12:08 pm
And now on to Paris we go!
All we need now is a Richie or a Simpson and we’ve got a hat trick.
bigponie | September 11, 2006 at 12:10 pm
pic #3
what the fuck is courtney cox doing there just starring at parasite.
vainandlovingit | September 11, 2006 at 12:11 pm
hideous as always
JoannieBalonie | September 11, 2006 at 12:12 pm
She is doing the “Weekend at Bernie’s” dance. She cant help it, once the music comes on she has to do that.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 12:13 pm
OK, a couple of things.
1) Can you find all three trash cans in that picture? (Hint – Paris is the biggest)
2) My grandma called, she said you can keep the tablecloth/dress, as she would never get the smell of Cristal and spermicide out of it.
3) How the FUCK do you have wind-blown hair when you are INSIDE a building?
4) I would hit that like it was Skippy the naughty puppy.
ImSuicidal | September 11, 2006 at 12:14 pm
#5- Catchy tune, ‘Unhappy’ Ferret!
bigponie | September 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm
I can’t comment on parasite just yet, there seems to be some funny characters in the background, take the idiot sitting on the couch, that is the gayest baby blue shoes a man can ever wear.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Hey, Ferret–I have a real asshole for you to meet on the Anna Nicole thread. Their name is Tucker and I honestly belive that I’m talking to a real life fucking Rainman, only not a nice, sweet one that likes to watch Judge Wapner, but a stupid fucking bucket mouth one that deserves to join Sara Jean the Lilac Queen.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 11, 2006 at 12:18 pm
It takes a lot to outskank Lindsay Lohan, give the gal a break. You try clubbing all night, doing line after line of coke to stay thin and fit in, drinking all the while to even out the high, and spreading as much STDs as humanly possible. Poor Paris, no matter what she does it never quite is good enough. This sad little rich girl, trying so hard to justify her meager existence by recording an “album” and making a “movie” – actually taking time out from sleeping till noon and gangbanging the help – and she gets criticized by a two-bit actress whose only claim to fame is acting alongside Paris Hilton. My God, what kind of a fucked up world do we live in? Oh, the humanity!
ch474 | September 11, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Why is it every time I see a picture of this skank I want to smack her. Not the fun kinda smack, but the smack upside the head kind, which now that I think about it would be fun for me at least. Unlike Paris I can count, and her 15 minutes of fame should be long over. 15 times 60 seconds is 900.
one steamboat, two steamboat, three steamboat …
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 12:47 pm
16 – I spanked that shit head.
sharkbite | September 11, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Paris makes me giggle, because I slowly realize why the world is such a shithole.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
happy_bunny | September 11, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Big surprise this story is! Anyone who’s ever watched The Simple Life knows she can’t do anything. Hell, ask her to sort the mail and she stuffs it into the refrigerator. For real too.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | September 11, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Paris no talent???? OK. Now I really have heard it all.
Praz | September 11, 2006 at 1:13 pm
She was in a movie other than Wax House?
I hope she dies in this one, too.
No seriously, I suppose I could just look it up on IMDb but I’m afraid that the page would give me herpes.
S.P.F.R.S. | September 11, 2006 at 1:20 pm
WTF is with that ugly dress? Somewhere in LA, there’s a sofa missing its cover.
silly girl | September 11, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Not only does the girl have no work ethics but she’s a damn liar too! Did anyone hear the Ryan Seacrest interview? She first says that she went from work to a dinner party with her sister and some friends to finally end up at that place she supposedly had one margharita. But right afterwards she says “I just had nothing to eat all day and no rest and I only had one drink so it was nothing really… people just blew it out of proportion..”
I call the BS on that!
radio4play | September 11, 2006 at 1:44 pm
she looks like she just got buttfucked
dmarie | September 11, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Paris + Lindsay = vomit on the keyboard.
Here’s looking at talentless whorebags filled with STDs!
Grobpilot | September 11, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Goddamnit! Can’t this whore take a normal fucking photograph instead of being in some perpetual fucking pose all the time? I mean, shove your finger up your nose or make a face or something. Anything other than the slinky, head forward bullshit we always see. Of course, her spine may be permanently twisted from all the impossible sexual positions she finds herself in and can’t present herself any other way. Fuck it, maybe she’ll just die and I’ll settle down a birt. Thanks.
The Devil's Prom Date | September 11, 2006 at 2:37 pm
She’s as lazy…as HER EYE!
YES!!!! AWESOME!!!! Ba-ZING!!!!
InstantAsshat-AddFame | September 11, 2006 at 2:39 pm
I’m waiting for the day that drool drips from that constantly open piehole. She thinks it’s sexy to go around looking like she’s always up for a blow-job, I guess.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | September 11, 2006 at 2:42 pm
OK…I risked a visit to IMDb to check out Simona Fusco, and all I can say is that if THIS chick thinks you suck, you’re about as low on the Hollywood totem pole as one can get.
And she’s better-looking than you, too, Paris, you walking Pestilence of the Pussy.
Sparkylulu | September 11, 2006 at 2:46 pm
All the “skank” comments aside, isn’t it time we all started thinking about why we are obsessed with this type of celebrity culture? I know, I know….same old story, but really, no one is ever in the tabloids that didn’t want to be there. There are tons of celebs that are NEVER in the press. In fact, I would venture to say that for every “famous” person that gets covered here and places like this there are about 40 or 50 that never even get inside the pages of a supermarket rag. So, howzabout we stop giving Plindsey what they want and cover ANYBODY else. Please? “The Superficial” used to make me smile, quote and sometimes, laugh. Now it seems that every story is paris or lindsay or something of that nature. If this keeps up, I’ll just unbookmark…..shame really.
GLORYA | September 11, 2006 at 3:00 pm
I still find this shit funny, but I semi agree with #32.
-G
chubbs | September 11, 2006 at 3:03 pm
What is with the broody eye she is always giving. Is there some cum stuck in there from one of Lohans left overs? THATS RIGHT I SAID IT!!!!!
chubbs | September 11, 2006 at 3:03 pm
with the lower lip hanging, is she waiting for more cock in her huge hole?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 3:03 pm
You want to smile, qoute and sometimes laugh? Come visit me. I won’t piss you off, much.
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
chubbs | September 11, 2006 at 3:07 pm
one more thing….does she have Mariah Carrey complex? She is being photographed on one side only now?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Chubbs, you are killing me! That is some funny shit.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 11, 2006 at 4:09 pm
You never see a genuine facial expression from Paris… like she is sincerely enjoying herself or a kind person.
It always looks like some Tyra Banks pose where she looks like she wants to be the hottest person in the world and has to work at posing to make everyone notice her.
That look always says to me… “Hey, I buy into all the superficial crap and think that in order to be well regarded I have to be super hot and act above everyone else.”
This is why she is so disliked and such an easy target. When you are a good person it comes through and people see it, you don’t have to work at looking like it to be it.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
hotter than paris | September 11, 2006 at 4:51 pm
This chick is so rich & is still ugly! She looks like her old bat mom with a couple less wrinkles and less hair with shit colored eyes she covers up with of all colors BLUE contacts. She wants to be blond and blue eyed so bad her hair quit growing from all the bleach & damage from hair extensions and her ugly, lazy eye suffers from the constant blue contacts. Do you think you really impress us dick fart, condom bag with your fake shit strippers pull? At least strippers turn off the act at the end of there shift, you don’t know who you are, what you are or where your going in life. You are such an obvious phony, everyone sees right thru you but kisses your skanky, inverted ass in public for fear of a deadly pussy fart passing thru those mountains of sores down there taking God knows what bacteria with it & circulating thru the air we real people breathe. Take a lesson from Ivanka Trump & use a little class. W/ all the money she has why doesn’t she go to finishing school & learn to act like she has a little class. Her dumb ass parents are as clueless as she is, as well as her dumby sister. What a dissapointing interview Nicky gave to reporters when discussing her future Ho-tel. I thought she was the smart one, but the horrible manner in which she articulated herself in those interviews were proof she as silly & stupid as big sis, & again, these millionaire chicks arent even that hot, well Paris isn’t hot at all, she looks like her mother with a face lift & her mother is a dog, a fat dog. Paris go away for a while, we don’t like you but love to dis you & you seem like you like it which doesn’t say much for your dumb ass self.
hotter than paris | September 11, 2006 at 5:02 pm
One last thing, I saw your pussy on the cover of Vanity Fair. It looked like you had a dick. Your pussy in the video is so fat & gross! You don’t have any shame do you? You are going to end up like the ugly cat lady social lite from new york. I can’t believe little white trash Anna Nicole Smith is better than you! The world hates a phony and honey, your as phony as they come and as transparent as the day is long & have the worst taste in guys ever. Why do you dress like a classy chick then act like a skanky whore. Years ago, pre-numerous s.t.d’s I read where you and Nicky were quoted saying “Boob jobs are cheap & for strippers…were classy” Earth to sperm recepticle, just cause you choose to wear old lady bat dresses here & there does not make you classy you dumb cunt! It’s HOW you act & you and mai ling are dirty, dumb, obvious, see right thru your phonyness, whores. And whats with the dumb baby voice? I can talk in baby talk to but whats the point? Oh ya, you’ve changed every single thing about yourself because you hate yourself so much. I suggest raw foods and yoga.
DrunkBlogger | September 11, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Don’t you have to actually have a work ethic before it can be a bad one?
biatcho | September 11, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Her wax figure at Tussaud’s has more life in it than this cocklicking monkey fucker.
Binky | September 11, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Well, to be honest, I thought Bottom’s Up was the money section of the art film ‘Anal Hotel’. I guess I was mistaken.
But on this anniversary, I ‘d just like to say RIP, Osama’s still surfing, and BTHWUII.
Binky | September 11, 2006 at 6:05 pm
BTWUII would make a bit more sense.
edb87 | September 11, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Dammit #29 you stole my zing!
Seriously, is anyone suprised by this? In her Blender article she says she isn’t lazy and isn’t spoiled.
..and that she’s a virgin.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
Binky | September 11, 2006 at 6:05 pm
BTWUII would make a bit more sense.
Binky | September 11, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Ooops….I feel like such a misspelt Communist…errr terrorist…
Don Boogie | September 11, 2006 at 6:18 pm
And in other news, studies show most drownings happen underwater.
TrannyGranny | September 11, 2006 at 6:34 pm
You see how stupid she looks in that pic? That’s cuz she just pushed a Jack-Hammer up her cunt fantasizing about me. And it obviously penetrated her “brain”