Paris Hilton has a surfing accident

I am sooo jealous of #80′s big tits! I’m angry! Hear me roar or vomit pea soup or something! My Dad never held me enough as a child!

#151- LOL funniest comment on here. especially the part about pea soup.

Sorry, I need some help. Which one is the surfboard??

oh geez
i really want to understand that wonderbra of hers.

why does she wear the bra that makes her look huge busted.

when everyone knows she looks like that ^^^^

@126 It may look like fresh meat, but sharks hunt with their sense of smell.. and it smells like 3 week old salmon. Pink, stanky, and rotten.

@143 Oh yes, you may take her out, but she’s got the sushi covered before you even leave.

Smell that? All you need is a bottle of sake and you’re all set.

Oh yeah, the other thing I forgot. Here’s 2 quarters, why don’t you and the queen of defile there go buy a clue.

KTHXBI

147 lulu

In your fuckin dreamz bitch
if the ocean hazn’t
killed me in 18 yrz. then I
don’t have to worry
about any of U fuckerz,coz
nothing iz more
dangerouz then zurfing in a
tropical ztorm, bitch…
Dream the fuck on, fuckface?

I feel like a boob for saying this but…
man, talk about titty-baby!

Looks likes she is getting fat down low.

Thank God she’s out saving us from EVIL global warming!! Where’s Captain Planet Al Gore at?

I was cruisin’ the Michael Savage site and saw this bullshit – headline about a nipple slip – and try as I might, I couldn’t see it. I thought there was some kinda error. For the hell of it I clicked my way here and what entertainment! Other than a few perverts or fuckbubbles so delusional they see some redeeming value to this sub-amoeba creature, you guys are too much. Kudos! She really does look like a new-born calf trying to stand up. The difference is the calf will eventually give suckle. I’ve always enjoyed small-breasted women, but c’mon, small breasted is an entirely different category than NONE! The most prophetic comment was from the party hoping she’d never have children. Perish the thought. I got me one question, gang. How can somebody be so brain dead (advanced syphilis?) as to be a fan of this creature from the cess pool lagoon?

I got here from the dr. weiner site as well #161, So why does his peeps bother posting crap like this on a site that gets 2mil hits per day? Really, the girl works what she can with what she has. Does a good job too!

So why does mike dive in the toilet with her? We know why she’s there. She’s back in it cause’ it works for her. One would think a high profile news commemtator would be above this kind of garbage. But i guess it’s all the same type of media dribble.

I don’t think paris is hot, but I would rather look at her than him. If I had too. Thank God I don’t!

Bill

OMG…you guys are HILARIOUS!!!!

Geeez, All these guys must be Gay, and these women must be Sweat-Hogs. At least when she is older her Boobs won’t be looking at hear feet. However, Paris stay sober, because you need to have “total awareness” with all these hateful people after you. As you age you will just get better looking, unlike most of these jealous folks. But remember getting Drunk and Driving is not cool. If your Drunk just call me I will be your designated driver anytime.

WOW…..
What a fucking loooooooooooser!
I swear if i saw her on a beach i would throw that bitch so far out there she would go under swimming back………..
Can’t this country get a fuckinbg life and got off this stupid cunt in the news…….

#148…go get a fucking life democrat…..
i think big boobs scare you or your very very jealous!

Ya know. I would like to eat that ass and pussy, slip it in her, dumb a load of population paste on her lips and kick that bitch to the alley where she belongs.

The woman is an idiot. Why do any of you even care? This girl is a vacuous waste of time and energy and it puzzles me why you are even more idiotic by caring about her.
It does not matter what her “boob” size is. her outward appearance is diminished by the fact that there is virtually nothing inside except a desperate and craving need for you to pay attention to her. And that says more about you than it does about her.

you knuckleheads blurred out her boobs.this is the internet,duh!!!!!!

I thought Paris had had a boob job they’d “grown” so much in some of her more recent pics. I guess it was just a really good gel insert in her tob or something. For #51, if your boobs shrink THAT much when you get in the water you should probably see a Dr. I hate to see this spread, I’d really hoped she’d changed and may actually start acting like a human being instead of a spoiled rich bitch attn whore. And WTF is it with that bathing suit? Damn that’s ugly.

Does anyone know what kind of bra she was wearing when she had those gigantic boobs??

ok so first of all this crap is someone else in some of those pictures..bc honestly how many people do you know that change there sunglasses in the middle of surfing in the ocean in picture #’s 1-17 she has on dior sunglasses and the last 3 pics are some ygly guyish sunglasses.

isnt there some girl who looks just like paris with sunglasses on they show the paris look alike on tv shows all the time..

I hate him Tahyna is so hot and he’s fliriting with the stupid Paris.

Eww. Notice how she had like maybe 20 comments.! thats cause no one wants too see that!

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Where’d she find that bathing suit? Goodwill?
I think she’s starting to look like Keith Richards a little. Lifestyle?

HEY YOU LITTLE CARPENTER’S DREAM… YES YOU PARIS…YOU REALLY ARE FLAT AS A BOARD. LATIN WOMEN AT YOUR AGE HAVE REAL PROPORTIONAL BODIES
WHERE DO YOU THINK DESIGNERS GET THEIR MODELS TO DESIGN UNDEWEAR???? YOU GOT IT …HOT LATIN WOMEN.
YOUR BODY DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT A NIPPLE IS. DO YOU HAVE ANY??
YOU WITH ALL THAT MONEY YOU HAVE… AT LEAST FIX WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE
SO WHAT’S THE BIG FUZZ ABOUT YOU LITTLE GIRL??
LOOK AT ALL THESE COMMENTS. I WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON’T HAVE NICE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU….
YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS AND FURTUNATELLY THEY ALL HAVE MONEY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT???? THEY DON’T WANT YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE… MEN AND WOMEN ONLY WANT ONE THING FROM YOU AND IS…. WHAT YOU HAVE IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AFTER THAT THEY DON’T REALLY CARE ANYMORE….
ITS REALITY LITTLE GIRL

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!