Paris Hilton was trying to surf in Malibu but her top fell off instead. Although I’m not sure if you’d classify this as a nipple slip. Clearly her nipple is showing, but she’s also posing for some guy with a camera. Isn’t it just pornography at this point? Or, as Paris Hilton likes to call it, Sunday afternoon?
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Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 6:58 pm
My dog has bigger boobs than her
Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 6:59 pm
WTC I was first!!!!
BILLY O | July 16, 2007 at 6:59 pm
First!!!
ttq | July 16, 2007 at 7:00 pm
NSFW???!! It looks like an 8 year old boy.
Stephanie | July 16, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Yah she’s totally changed.
ragnor | July 16, 2007 at 7:00 pm
#1
Your dog can probably surf better too. She is so weak and uncoordinated that she can’t even stand.
Jimmy | July 16, 2007 at 7:00 pm
At this point, this is like walking out my front door and finding a newspaper on my drive-way… just an ordinary everyday occurrence.
gotmilk? | July 16, 2007 at 7:07 pm
not like we haven’t all seen it before, but in the last picture, you can see down her bathingsuit.
when you buy a bathingsuit made out of a few pieces of fabric & some ropes & pulleys, you can’t expect it to actually stay on.
TRoller | July 16, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Pic #17: Isn’t it freakish how the water starts to boil as it gets close to her crotch? Must be having a wicked herpes outbreak.
Danklin24 | July 16, 2007 at 7:10 pm
I thought she was done acting stupid. I guess that was another lie.
smaddox | July 16, 2007 at 7:12 pm
She is actually FLAT chested this girl!! WHAT kind of wonderbra is she wearing to make that insane cleavage she’s sometimes sporting going out to nightclubs etc..????
I just dont get it? Does she have a body-double?
blondewithnobrain | July 16, 2007 at 7:15 pm
i’m with you smaddox! WTF is going on with her boobies and where the HELL can i get one of those uber bras???
Danklin24 | July 16, 2007 at 7:16 pm
#8 its not that she’s wearing a bathing suit thats too skimpy, it was just meant for women, something Paris Hilton obviously isnt as seen by her AA tits.
Mr Honest | July 16, 2007 at 7:23 pm
God, she is cute, especially in pictures #8 & 10
Tiffaney | July 16, 2007 at 7:24 pm
seriously, who ever makes that bra of hers, could make bahjillons of dollars selling it to the masses :)
Philps | July 16, 2007 at 7:25 pm
The woman… er, I mean, walking STD is so flat that the top won’t even stay on. Double-sided tape, anyone?
#11: Two words: optical illusion!
Lux | July 16, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I am no Paris Hilton fan, and I enjoy coming to the superficial for a little mean spirited fun…however, I am so over the body bashing. Maybe because it’s swimsuit season, but this has gotten out of control, and I am sick of it. Seriously, this is just sick. Can’t be a part of it any longer. Have fun making fun of other people because you’re all ugly, but I have better things to do.
RAMistheMAN | July 16, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I love seeing her nipples, no matter how infected they may be.
Skinny | July 16, 2007 at 7:31 pm
These pictures show that Paris Hilton has indeed changed: she’s even dumber than before.
Yeah it's me | July 16, 2007 at 7:36 pm
they look like dog tits too..dirty, big, blotchy, hairy dog tits
marie e. | July 16, 2007 at 7:48 pm
honestly #17 im in complete agreement. Maybe she is small, but I doubt taht everyone here on this site is good looking or has no flaws. Half the people prolly have saggy, stretch mark floppy tits and matching stomachs…and if you dont be fucking modest and consider yourself lucky to be perfect (although i doubt there is anyone here that is, myself definetly included)
eaglepupil | July 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
I’m going to vote for her for President. Those elections are coming up and she’s running right?
Gerald Tarrant | July 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Where is the story about what followed her “malfunction”? The part about her going to bang the douche who is in the ocean with a digital camera. The part about the video they made and accidentally let get stolen. The part about her driving home drunk after they get done at the motel. Ahh, Paris. Our little girl grew up so much in jail.
star69 | July 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Fucking KOOK, BARNEY, STU!!! Hope she drowns.
star69 | July 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Fucking KOOK, BARNEY, STU!!! Hope she drowns.
Anexio | July 16, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Aw, man! Why did she have to go into the ocean? Doesn’t she know that fish have to shit in that?
She gone and messed it all up, bitch.
CursedClem | July 16, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Nice glasses. Twat.
Surfer Joe | July 16, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Those are the smallest……… waves that I have ever seen in my entire life.
Allison (Australia) | July 16, 2007 at 8:18 pm
This made front pages on Australian news sites as she is being taught to surf by a local guy who is part of a surfing gang here in Sydney.
Fom the article
“HER sunglasses might have taken on the proportions of a scuba mask, but Paris Hilton appears to have developed a new passion for surfing.
The 26-year-old’s coach, Australian big wave champion Koby Abberton, was on hand to dispense some much-needed direction as Hilton took to the waves at Malibu Beach yesterday. ”
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22087296-2,00.html
krazihottkelli?->??§?????? | July 16, 2007 at 8:20 pm
who the fuck wearz
zunglazzez zurfing?
It muzt be her 1zt.
time///
her zuit iz ugly az
hell and zhe lookz
fatt for zome reazon
zcarfin cupcakez?
Aubree | July 16, 2007 at 8:21 pm
@22 eaglepupil-
I LOVE LOVE LOVE your dog, if that really is your dog…
and Mike Rowe, huh? he’s pretty good looking for an older man…
Rocknrope | July 16, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Seriously, after seeing her suck off a cock until it blows a load on her fried eggs, do shots like this really need to be posted?
Cynthia | July 16, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Did anyone notice she changed sunglasses? Who the hell does that?
wisp | July 16, 2007 at 8:51 pm
She has man nipples.
FRIST!!! | July 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Awwww…poor girl, losing her boobs like that!
Wonder where they went to???
michelle | July 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm
that totally doesn’t look like an “accident”.
also, her chest is like looking at a 13 year old boy with no shirt on. totally NO boobs which is bizarre since she has been spotted with oodles of cleavage lately.
wanks | July 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm
what a fucking dumb bitch!!!
….hmm i wonder when she is gonna get started on that women’s shelter
saneuglyfelli | July 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm
who the fuck doez not
like her
lovely zunglazzez
zpecially when
zurfing?
her zuit iz ugly az
hell and zhe would
lookz better
without it
zcarfin cupcakez?
FRIST!!! | July 16, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Oh that’s right. They came with the bra.
allyrising | July 16, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Is it just me or is that the stupidest-looking swimsuit in existence?
1MILFhunter | July 16, 2007 at 9:13 pm
She’d better get tested for West Nile disease. She’s got two mosquito bites on her chest that ought to get looked at.
silverdollar | July 16, 2007 at 9:15 pm
i don’t think it can be considered a nipple slip just because of the fact that those can’t really be considered tits.
Chauncey Gardner | July 16, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Christ, she looks like the dead guy Ron Perelman had to carry around on his back in HELLBOY.
FRIST!!! | July 16, 2007 at 9:18 pm
#41 West Nile….that’s funny
luxe | July 16, 2007 at 9:20 pm
HEINOUS
huh... | July 16, 2007 at 9:27 pm
on a sunday? woulda thought she’d be in church…
Zeuz | July 16, 2007 at 9:38 pm
kinda was hoping that she had a ‘real’ accident… you know…gosh am i terrible ??
Freddy | July 16, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I’d give anything to be that surfboard.
Dee | July 16, 2007 at 9:45 pm
that’s hot.
she’s got the chest of a pre-pubescent boy.
kingnoony | July 16, 2007 at 9:55 pm
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking ugly.