Paris Hilton has a surfing accident

My dog has bigger boobs than her

WTC I was first!!!!

First!!!

NSFW???!! It looks like an 8 year old boy.

Yah she’s totally changed.

#1

Your dog can probably surf better too. She is so weak and uncoordinated that she can’t even stand.

At this point, this is like walking out my front door and finding a newspaper on my drive-way… just an ordinary everyday occurrence.

not like we haven’t all seen it before, but in the last picture, you can see down her bathingsuit.

when you buy a bathingsuit made out of a few pieces of fabric & some ropes & pulleys, you can’t expect it to actually stay on.

Pic #17: Isn’t it freakish how the water starts to boil as it gets close to her crotch? Must be having a wicked herpes outbreak.

I thought she was done acting stupid. I guess that was another lie.

She is actually FLAT chested this girl!! WHAT kind of wonderbra is she wearing to make that insane cleavage she’s sometimes sporting going out to nightclubs etc..????

I just dont get it? Does she have a body-double?

i’m with you smaddox! WTF is going on with her boobies and where the HELL can i get one of those uber bras???

#8 its not that she’s wearing a bathing suit thats too skimpy, it was just meant for women, something Paris Hilton obviously isnt as seen by her AA tits.

God, she is cute, especially in pictures #8 & 10

seriously, who ever makes that bra of hers, could make bahjillons of dollars selling it to the masses :)

The woman… er, I mean, walking STD is so flat that the top won’t even stay on. Double-sided tape, anyone?

#11: Two words: optical illusion!

I am no Paris Hilton fan, and I enjoy coming to the superficial for a little mean spirited fun…however, I am so over the body bashing. Maybe because it’s swimsuit season, but this has gotten out of control, and I am sick of it. Seriously, this is just sick. Can’t be a part of it any longer. Have fun making fun of other people because you’re all ugly, but I have better things to do.

I love seeing her nipples, no matter how infected they may be.

These pictures show that Paris Hilton has indeed changed: she’s even dumber than before.

they look like dog tits too..dirty, big, blotchy, hairy dog tits

honestly #17 im in complete agreement. Maybe she is small, but I doubt taht everyone here on this site is good looking or has no flaws. Half the people prolly have saggy, stretch mark floppy tits and matching stomachs…and if you dont be fucking modest and consider yourself lucky to be perfect (although i doubt there is anyone here that is, myself definetly included)

I’m going to vote for her for President. Those elections are coming up and she’s running right?

Where is the story about what followed her “malfunction”? The part about her going to bang the douche who is in the ocean with a digital camera. The part about the video they made and accidentally let get stolen. The part about her driving home drunk after they get done at the motel. Ahh, Paris. Our little girl grew up so much in jail.

Fucking KOOK, BARNEY, STU!!! Hope she drowns.

Fucking KOOK, BARNEY, STU!!! Hope she drowns.

Aw, man! Why did she have to go into the ocean? Doesn’t she know that fish have to shit in that?

She gone and messed it all up, bitch.

Nice glasses. Twat.

Those are the smallest……… waves that I have ever seen in my entire life.

This made front pages on Australian news sites as she is being taught to surf by a local guy who is part of a surfing gang here in Sydney.

Fom the article

“HER sunglasses might have taken on the proportions of a scuba mask, but Paris Hilton appears to have developed a new passion for surfing.

The 26-year-old’s coach, Australian big wave champion Koby Abberton, was on hand to dispense some much-needed direction as Hilton took to the waves at Malibu Beach yesterday. ”

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22087296-2,00.html

who the fuck wearz
zunglazzez zurfing?
It muzt be her 1zt.
time///
her zuit iz ugly az
hell and zhe lookz
fatt for zome reazon

zcarfin cupcakez?

@22 eaglepupil-

I LOVE LOVE LOVE your dog, if that really is your dog…

and Mike Rowe, huh? he’s pretty good looking for an older man…

Seriously, after seeing her suck off a cock until it blows a load on her fried eggs, do shots like this really need to be posted?

Did anyone notice she changed sunglasses? Who the hell does that?

She has man nipples.

Awwww…poor girl, losing her boobs like that!
Wonder where they went to???

that totally doesn’t look like an “accident”.

also, her chest is like looking at a 13 year old boy with no shirt on. totally NO boobs which is bizarre since she has been spotted with oodles of cleavage lately.

what a fucking dumb bitch!!!

….hmm i wonder when she is gonna get started on that women’s shelter

who the fuck doez not
like her
lovely zunglazzez
zpecially when
zurfing?
her zuit iz ugly az
hell and zhe would
lookz better
without it

zcarfin cupcakez?

Oh that’s right. They came with the bra.

Is it just me or is that the stupidest-looking swimsuit in existence?

She’d better get tested for West Nile disease. She’s got two mosquito bites on her chest that ought to get looked at.

i don’t think it can be considered a nipple slip just because of the fact that those can’t really be considered tits.

Christ, she looks like the dead guy Ron Perelman had to carry around on his back in HELLBOY.

#41 West Nile….that’s funny

HEINOUS

on a sunday? woulda thought she’d be in church…

kinda was hoping that she had a ‘real’ accident… you know…gosh am i terrible ??

I’d give anything to be that surfboard.

that’s hot.

she’s got the chest of a pre-pubescent boy.

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking ugly.