Parlux and Tourneau introduced the new Paris Hilton Limited Edition watch at an invitation only showing today and, at the request of Paris Hilton, will auction off the first watch created for Paris to benefit the Memorial Sloan Kettering for Breast Cancer Research.
Ilia Lekach, Chairman and CEO of Parlux, said, “I am very happy to be part of this charitable event, which allows us to introduce one of the finest time pieces ever created. This special white diamond-encrusted watch has been prepared with meticulous care and should serve as a source of considerable enjoyment for the wearer.”
It’s nice that Paris is thinking of all the breast cancer victims, but the watch they’re auctioning off is sort of a mess. Diamonds are nice and all, but sometimes when I look at a watch I actually want to be able to tell what time it is, and not have to close my eyes because the force of a thousand suns is blinding me.
Parlux and Tourneau Showcase the New Paris Hilton Watch [PRNewswire - Thanks Argyle!]
MrPloppy | November 30, 2005 at 6:27 pm
Tomorrow on The Superficial
PKClover | November 30, 2005 at 6:29 pm
One would think they would want a spokesmodel to a) actually have breasts, and b) be able to tell time.
HollyJ | November 30, 2005 at 6:33 pm
lol PK!
To Do List:
All Mediterranean shipping heirs ::check::
Get illegal exotic raccoon for panty shopping ::check::
Sex in dirty portopotty ::check::
Very bad TV show ::check::
Show cootchie to world ::check::
Gawdy $100K watch ::check::
Nose job
boo | November 30, 2005 at 6:34 pm
like the bimbo needs more money. what she needs is a good cheeseburger or two. damn, those bony arms.
derekd | November 30, 2005 at 6:46 pm
UGH! You know what be the funniest thing? If the whole media got together and said,” lets play a joke on Paris and not talk about her for a month.” Could you imagine the shennanigans she would pull to get her name back in the papers? She would probably be found on Santa Monica Blvd. Dry humpimg a sheep during rush hour. My vote for most worthless celebrity.
milfFlexx | November 30, 2005 at 6:59 pm
What’s stuck between her teeth in the first picture?
I think Paris needs a diamond encrested toothpick…
billabong021 | November 30, 2005 at 7:58 pm
I…I think its a diamond from the looks of it.
Nikk The Templar | November 30, 2005 at 8:15 pm
That’s a watch? It looks more like one of those Morphing things from Power Rangers.
It’s Morphin’ Time!
Mastadon!
Pterydactyl!
Triceratops!
Sabertoothed Tiger!
Slutty Heiress!
And how is it that she can afford to have custom made Manolos for those massive feet of hers, but she can’t buy decent looking contacts? Or panties…..
leonardo | November 30, 2005 at 8:16 pm
Uhmm… She put on the watch backwards!
AD | November 30, 2005 at 9:08 pm
Her face always amazes me in how downright unusual it looks o_O
But anyway…
wow.. that watch is illegible XD
nichole | November 30, 2005 at 9:08 pm
Yeah, that is one ugggggly watch.
hafaball | November 30, 2005 at 9:23 pm
How can you tell leo? Because it seems the geniuses that designed this watch seem to have put diamonds OVER where you’re actally supposed to read what time it is, which, if I’m not mistaken, sort of defeats the purpose of having a watch.
Also, what they don’t tell you, is your not supposed to wear this thing for more than an hour or STDs will burn through your wrist, not sure how, but they will.
At least it’s for cancer though, a good start Paris, a good start…
Bill Clinton | November 30, 2005 at 10:24 pm
YAWN
5th worthless post in a row. Is it too soon to worry that The Superficial has lost its touch?
leecain317 | November 30, 2005 at 11:07 pm
Should be a digital watch – Does Paris even know how to tell time?
cat_taylor | December 1, 2005 at 12:22 am
Not only does she have the watch on up-side-down, but wouldn’t that watch cost more than a masectomy?
celebrity_watcher | December 1, 2005 at 1:28 am
ew, did anyone else notice her gross fingernails?? She has tons of money at her bitten down nasty fingertips, and yet she doesn’t get a manicure? Ew
Bill Clinton | December 1, 2005 at 2:15 am
16 that is a sign
clarka | December 1, 2005 at 2:41 am
The fabric of Paris’ dress is horrible. It looks like it was made out of the upholstery from an ugly Southwestern sofa circa 1989.
SamW | December 1, 2005 at 3:53 am
It’s the first time I see square elbows :O
As for he watch… I am sure P Diddy will love it; he has a slave to tell him the time anyway, so it doesn’t matter if it’s impossible to read the time on that watch.
mommy_long_legs | December 1, 2005 at 4:35 am
Paris stop being so ri-cock-ulous!
Roxie | December 1, 2005 at 2:32 pm
You think the watch is bad! Guess what she wants for Christmas?? A TIGER!! I swear. Check it out on my site….
http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/
assholic | December 1, 2005 at 2:50 pm
why is she lookin at d watch d way she did in the 2nd pic? *dungs head* of course it was coz she’s nvr seen one and was overwhelmed by the whole thing….
marisol | December 1, 2005 at 4:34 pm
Is it me or does no one else see that on her Paris’ Hilton’s eyes is a LOT BIGGER than the other one…I wonder why no one makes fun of her for that. I know alot of people have the same problem but…her’s is very obvious…
Stacyy | December 1, 2005 at 5:38 pm
ya i noticed the eye thing too but probably no ones noticed cuz she puts good makeup on and makes them appear even. let me tell u im greek nd here in greece everybdy hates her when she was with paris there was this huuuuge deal on tv where his parents were on tv 24/7 making statements saying they want their son to break up with that rich spoiled brat.
Stacyy | December 1, 2005 at 5:42 pm
why is there a black circle outlining her eyes? are contacts supposed to be outlined? and did anyone notice her pinky has almost no nail on it? she looks as though she talks with some low voice from her face and how she looks around, but when she opens her mouth this little squeaky mouse voice comes out and every single time she speaks i jump. it never fails.
bluecanary | December 1, 2005 at 7:58 pm
A tacky watch for a tacky ho. Paris Hilton is proof positive you can be rich as Midas and still be trailer trash.
Zanathon | December 2, 2005 at 12:27 am
The diamonds in Paris’ watch have more value than her entire self-worth.
chris | September 22, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Take off the 1″ of pancake make-up….push-up bra, & expensive photographers,.
You have a skinny, flat-chested, big-nosed, smoking, drinking & 24-7 partying piece of All-American white trailer trash……..
Awwwwwww…….did poor little rich bitch with nothing better to do get bored?
I guess poor little Paris didn’t stay the center of attention as she felt she should.
I am disgusted she gets ANY attention at ALL……
I have a dog that behaves like her.
Go to Ethiopia…….just as skinny………bigger boobs.
She needs to stop lying (i KNOW, BIG effort)
Her little BS boo-hoo crap on her DWI is laughable.
I guess it doesn’t matter that she could have killed or injured a # of people….(didn’t matter, they were those ‘beneath’ her)
chris | September 22, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Take off the 1″ of pancake make-up….push-up bra, & expensive photographers,.
You have a skinny, flat-chested, big-nosed, smoking, drinking & 24-7 partying piece of All-American white trailer trash……..
Awwwwwww…….did poor little rich bitch with nothing better to do get bored?
I guess poor little Paris didn’t stay the center of attention as she felt she should.
I am disgusted she gets ANY attention at ALL……
I have a dog that behaves like her.
Go to Ethiopia…….just as skinny………bigger boobs.
She needs to stop lying (i KNOW, BIG effort)
Her little BS boo-hoo crap on her DWI is laughable.
I guess it doesn’t matter that she could have killed or injured a # of people….(didn’t matter, they were those ‘beneath’ her)
joseph | July 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm
yeah actually paris have an eye bigger than the other but everybody had
ireland | September 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm
i really like this i think it pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!