Paris Hilton goes to China

November 23rd, 2007 // 70 Comments
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Paris Hilton spent Thanksgiving in Shanghai while preparing for tonight’s MTV Style Awards. As usual, she offered the press her insightful views, according to OK! Magazine:

“Shanghai looks like the future,” the hotel heiress exclaimed to reporters at a press conference, ironically held at a Hyatt hotel.

As if all of Asia didn’t already think Americans are retarded, we had to send Paris Hilton over to drive that point home. I mean, It’s not like she’s helping out with the space program. She’s shopping around in stupid sunglasses and shocking people by continually saying “I’d thought there’d be more nail salons.” Hopefully someone will push Paris into traffic after she asks where they keep all the buffets.

Photos:INFdaily.com

  1. Toys for Tots

    But will she be able to stop them from shipping lead infested toys to us. That is the real question.

    They, the Chinese, are trying to ruin us from within. They deserve to have Paris stay there for all the dogs and cats they killed off with their tainted pet food.

    While she is at it, I hope Paris asks them to stop buying up all the concrete in the US to build all those new high-rises over there. Have you checked out the price of concrete and steel recently, it is so high because of these greedy Chinese buying up all our resources.

  2. Bob Moser

    China gives us poison dog food and toys. We give them Paris. Fair trade.

  3. put the ugly people in the back

    #52. Lol. But, actually there are not enough cans of pet food and toys in the world to poison that would make an equally horrifying comparison to Paris The Whore Hilton(that’s the full name on her birth certificate).

    I mean I see what your saying but that’s a little offensive to poison, all the poison in the world still isn’t half as bad as the damage Paris can and does do to this world.

    She is like all the diseases, all the evil, all the filth, all the poison, all the cruelty, all the corruption, all the massive misery, all the vileness, all the destruction in the world multiplied by infinity wrapped into one horrifying nightmare of a human being.

    No, no that’s still not it.

    FAIL.

    No words can ever quantify this piss stained, slut bagged, whore faced, fucking horrible, aweful, vile, sick, disgusting, skank cow.

    P.S. In the main pic the girl behind Paris is trying to hold her breath so as to not catch Paris’ airborn STD’S. And does anyone else think Paris looks like a lama?

  4. Fayers

    If she could, she’d buy a real Panda and bring it back to the U.S. =/

  5. aha

    She is one fukng ugly retard, I really really reeeeeally don’t get why anyone wants to pay any attention to her, unless you are in need of money or getting herpes. I mean I bet she even has those paparazzi guys on a daily salary…

  6. She looks so hot in those chinese clothes

  7. Ript1&0

    Your anger continues to amuse me and it’s been like, an entire fucking year. What gives man? There’s not even anything to be mad about. No one even got laid here.

    I think that’s the real tragedy, don’t you?

    Good. I’m glad we can all agree.

  8. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day

    Paris Hilton
    Adolf Hitler

    They are very simmilar people.

  9. vitorwang

    Hi guy I don’t allow you to attavt the beautful girl as she is my favourite. I dream of marrying her per day. I am crazy about her. fortunately, I meet a sexy girl looking like her on the site called sugarmommymeet.com. it is a service for rich women seeking handsome and charming men. I have engaged to her. I lead a happy life.

  10. IWONKY

    Did anyone else think they saw Paris about to light up a giant silver one-hitter in the first pic? Or was it just me?

  11. Her nude video was just found on a nudist dating site called http://www.naturistspace.org, is she a nudist? anyway, she is real hot in the video

  12. Nice sunglasses! Can you please broke them?

  13. Big Lou

    Paris Keep on rockin Have fun at the New Years Vegas Partee Lou R

  14. Mike Myers

    Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn’t come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren’t natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn’t stink.

  15. Mike Myers

    Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn’t come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren’t natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn’t stink.

  16. Mike Myers

    Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn’t come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren’t natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn’t stink.

  17. Mike Myers

    Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn’t come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren’t natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn’t stink.

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