Paris Hilton spent Thanksgiving in Shanghai while preparing for tonight’s MTV Style Awards. As usual, she offered the press her insightful views, according to OK! Magazine:
“Shanghai looks like the future,” the hotel heiress exclaimed to reporters at a press conference, ironically held at a Hyatt hotel.
As if all of Asia didn’t already think Americans are retarded, we had to send Paris Hilton over to drive that point home. I mean, It’s not like she’s helping out with the space program. She’s shopping around in stupid sunglasses and shocking people by continually saying “I’d thought there’d be more nail salons.” Hopefully someone will push Paris into traffic after she asks where they keep all the buffets.
Photos:INFdaily.com
fergernauster | November 23, 2007 at 2:40 pm
It’s a fuckin’ idiot.
Sadly, you just KNOW young Asian girls/women want to fashion themselves after it.
meaghan | November 23, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Not only is that a stupid thing to say, that’s not even Paris’ OWN stupid comment – one of the girls on America’s Next Top Model said that in the episode on Wednesday.
Grape Ape Pees Wine on You | November 23, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Brilliant.
roastbeef | November 23, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I’m suprised Paris knows how to eat with chopsticks. I thought she would have poked an eye out with those dangerous things by now.
Binky | November 23, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Paris was overheard saying – these pencils don’t have any leads in them.
No. | November 23, 2007 at 3:01 pm
China doesn’t deserve this.
And Shanghai is NOT the future. Children are. Teach them well and let them lead the way…
Anexio | November 23, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I love her posative message that she always says. That is a prefect exmple of why you pople put down celibrities down should just shut up and stop being the negetive all of time and again.
Pople like paris and brit are just trying to bring more love into this world and I for one am a fan of them. The city of asia is lucky to have her.
lets try to treat celebs the way they should be, respeckful.
Bigo | November 23, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Look at that fat chick behind her LOL
She pays with dollars?
LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 3:13 pm
…for take-out.
sunshine | November 23, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Anexio??? Borat, you are such a kidder, I know that’s you.
LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Anexio, I told you to read post #7 on Britney’s page. Fuck! People don’t listen.
LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 3:18 pm
#7 – Hey Anorexio, please regale us with all the positive things that Paris is doing (aside from teaching idiots like you to stay out of school and spell like a second-grader). Please, tell us….
What am I doing? This shoe-horn probably doesn’t know half the words I’m writing.
Shallo Val | November 23, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Oh, Anexioo, I wish you were here, I’d punch you so hard!
Italian Stallion | November 23, 2007 at 3:21 pm
@7 You are a complete douchebag. I’m thinking you spelled all that shit wrong to get attention but then you said you love Paris and Brit so I realized that maybe you really are just retarded as fuck. Oh yeah, little kids are off school today…………
northernlight | November 23, 2007 at 3:24 pm
#7- Paris Hilton says any stupid thing she gets in her tiny brain, whether it makes sense or not. If what #2 says is correct, she doesn’t even have enough sense to steal an interesting comment; instead, she’ll parrot whatever she thinks makes her sound intelligent, although nothing on earth will trick people into thinking she has more than a room temperature i.q.
Also- your spelling actually hurt my eyes. Seriously, I think I need a Tylenol after that. By the way, Asia is a CONTINENT.
No. | November 23, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Also @7, “the city of asia”
LMFAO!
fergernauster | November 23, 2007 at 3:29 pm
She doesn’t know she’s eating panda in Frame #6.
Anexio | November 23, 2007 at 3:34 pm
oh my God lisen to you people! You are all crazy and wrong. what is it you dont get you just never get it. paris and brit are have many talents they were both in movies and they both are signers in there own right and have notthig to apologise for. Its no wonder that paris when to asia to be with pople that love her without being the discrepect. look how pretty she is now and we dont get to see here here anymore because the paps chace her all the time down the street.
And Im not a kid either, i work at spellmans and have for a long time. god you people just get everything wrong and then you have the gal to hurt me like you hurt them. if you just comparred yourself with her you would see how sad you are and good she is. we all have a long way to go before we can get to her level that is for sure.
fergernauster | November 23, 2007 at 3:44 pm
and you have gal to evens axes me to go back to skool becuase paparoni chace me downs street all the TIMES!
Jew peoples are jest SEW WRONG!?!
Luvs, Anexio.
Grape Ape Pees Wine on You | November 23, 2007 at 3:46 pm
#7…and 18…
He sounds a lttle mentally retarded. Horrendous spelling and grammar aside, his reasoning makes no sense.
I’m not trying to be cruel here; I honestly think the guy believes what he’s saying. By coming here and posting it, he’s asking to be attacked, but I’m not sure that it’s very fair to attack him.
Ript1&0 | November 23, 2007 at 3:53 pm
@6 – Holy shit, you are quoting Whitney Houston lyrics!!! Awesome, I totally got that reference.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside…
put the ugly people in the back | November 23, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Can she stay there … FOREVER?
Please Santa that’ all I want for Christmas and for her to get led poisoning in China from eating toys because someone tells her they have no calories and that she’s fat.
Then the dark years will finally be ove,r no more Paris.
All want for Christmas is for Paris Hilton to go away forever
Falalalalalalalala she’s a whore
she’s a big stinky whore
who sucks more than al gore
I wish she’d be destroyed by a big monsoon
she has puss filled with warts all over her poon
and 10000 std’s
she aint the beez neez
she has the IQ of a potato
and can’t spell the word tomato
so please dear Mr. Santa
make her go far away from Altanta
Yes all I want for christmas is for Paris Hilton to ga awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
falalalalala she’s a stupid diseased pea stained skanky filthy worthless stench filled brainless dirty fucking slut WHOOOOOOOOOORE
Man I am a beter song writer than Justin Timberdicklicker.
put the ugly people in the back | November 23, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Oh and I made all those spelling mistakes on purpose.
LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 4:15 pm
18 – now I know it’s a joke. Spellmans? You can’t even spell, man! Hahahah. You blithering idiot. Paps don’t chace, they CHASE.
Holy Jesus Christ in a hopped up GTO, I’m going to pee my pants. You’re a goddamned Cro-mag, you know that?!
musicmakesthepeople | November 23, 2007 at 4:16 pm
paris using chopsticks?????????OMG.
Sick of the Chili Peppers Same old shit | November 23, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Hey, #18 This is the SUPERFICIAL, not Perez Hilton you dumb wipe! Get off the channel and run into a brick wall. Wahhhhhh, did I make you cry? GOOD!
Shallo Val | November 23, 2007 at 4:20 pm
20 – All is fair in the superfish.
But in all sincerity, I think his tongue may be two times the size of his mouth and he has just one extra teeny weeny chromosome. See I spelled it keerect.
Grape Ape Pees Wine on You | November 23, 2007 at 4:26 pm
#27 –
“All is fair in the superfish.”
Understood. Like I said, he did come here to post.
I just wanted to make sure folks knew the…um, calibur of opponent that they’re beating on. He’s either not very bright, or he’s someone looking to get attention. Heck, why discriminate? He could be both.
LenS | November 23, 2007 at 4:27 pm
This is another fiendishly clever American plot against the godless Communists. By the time, Paris leaves, Shanghai, the economic capital of China will be hopelessly fighting a new epidemic of super-STD’s that will be dropping their men by the millions. Poor NBC. By the time the Summer Olympics arrive, they’ll be broadcasting from a land that looks emptier than Manhattan in Will Smith’s “I Am Legend”.
I love being an American. If we can’t get you with the napalm or smart bombs or the US Army, we’ll destroy you with the world’s finest purveyors of biological warfare — the young whores of Hollywood with their receptacles of death (aka their vaginas).
Kat | November 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm
With the humongous sunglasses and the scarf/headband thing, she looks just like Nicole. Please, God, don’t let her follow in the pregnancy footsteps too!
Twinkie | November 23, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Do you guys remember Jon Benet Ramsey?
I’m starting to think that she wasn’t killed, but that her parents sold her to the Hilton family.
Joe | November 23, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Good grief: China sends us every product under the sun and we ship them Paris?! Jesus H. – talk about your trade deficit…
woodhorse | November 23, 2007 at 6:28 pm
In a perfect world, Fish would be there in China to introduce Paris with a monologue (like this one, lol) before she addressed the paps. Yep, that would actually make Paris’ life worthwhile.
fjiehlss | November 23, 2007 at 6:48 pm
She is so gorgeous. Many men like her.. It’s said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.
Gadeval | November 23, 2007 at 7:06 pm
7, 18, and all the people who support Paris Hilton.
That is fine that you support her, to each his own, but do please know that she is not this amazing human being who gives/helps people. Maybe she is a caring individual, but from her actions it seems all unlikly. She has a reputation for just wanting attention, so I would imagine that this too would be a ploy for attention for herself. I also like to hear what talents she has beside being a sex symbol.
And 18. Its sad that you are so superficial to think that looks amounts to anything and that there is such a thing as “better” people. Alas, It is the superficial site. Paris Hilton is no better than us and vice versa.
Grape Ape Pees Wine on You | November 23, 2007 at 7:42 pm
#34 is inbred.
AshFrog | November 23, 2007 at 9:26 pm
We can only hope that SARS gets to Paris before she gets back to the US
makemepuke | November 23, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Chinese policeman: “Ms Hiwton, you must put your panti back on and stop humping the panda”
Paris: “No , i dont want to ”
Chinese Policeman: Pwease
Paris:”ummm…….No”…..I’m Hot
Chinese Policeman: “Ms. Hiwton Pwease”
Paris: “Nnnnnnnn….no”
Chinese Policeman: “Ms. Hiwton, I insist.”
Paris: ” Ok…ummm …….uhhh..no!”
Chinese Policeman: Ms. Hiwton you fuckin bitch, put yo fuckin panties on or I shoot you dead, you fuckin spoiled capitalist bitch
Paris: ummm. ……….nnnnnnnno
Sudenly the sound of gunfire!!!
One can only wish.
linda | November 24, 2007 at 12:05 am
beautiful woman… someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet. you know it is a adu*t site for rich women to seek sexy guys.. what a slur!
AshFrog | November 24, 2007 at 12:12 am
#39
crawl into a hole and die, you trollish piece of shit
gerard Vandenberg | November 24, 2007 at 12:21 am
You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
NATASHA | November 24, 2007 at 2:21 am
GOD BlessYOU!!!
YOUsaid it All #41gerard Vandenberg
I was Puking watching Letterman
I detest ‘it’
Pii | November 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
f*ck paris & britny dress the same
trailer park or 7thgraders
Robin Claire | November 24, 2007 at 2:36 am
Someone needs to push her off a cliff. Seriously, are we even TRYING to get taken seriously anymore? Maybe the government is sending her over to make China think all Americans are this stupid so they’ll pity us and leave america alone.
gly gly gly gly gly gly gly gly gly | November 24, 2007 at 3:28 am
so cute!!!! i love paris hilton!!! muaks.
leelee | November 24, 2007 at 4:14 am
obviously none of you have actually been to Shanghai— it totally looks straight out of the book 1984– It looks like the freakin’ future!!
Not very dumb unless you’re you and expected that China just looks like fish markets and the great wall.
No. | November 24, 2007 at 1:17 pm
@21, you get respect. Whitney-Houston-Recognition-Respect.
and no 46, I’ve never been to Shanghai. But if you’d like to take me, I’ll go.
China has bikes. Lots of bikes.
BunnyButt | November 24, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Hope she stays there …
michelle | November 24, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Paris’ wonky eye probably makes it impossible for her to see how fucking idiotic she looks wearing those “insect” glasses.
Ript1&0 | November 24, 2007 at 2:57 pm
See, now that’s the kind of respect that just can’t be bought in stores…