Here’s Paris Hilton swimming in Cannes this morning, and is anyone else starting to think VD is the weight-loss secret your doctor won’t tell you about? Not that I’m encouraging a naked butt crawl across a truck-stop restroom or anything. But then again, it is swimsuit season. Just sayin’.
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Heroiny | May 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Turquoise herpes…..
dbs | May 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Wow, two post about Paris in one day!
jonathan | May 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Nice, ya eat something
Jimbo | May 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
She looks funny putting pants on – usually, she’s taking them off :)
Regan | May 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Looks like prosthetic feet.
Fifth | May 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm
i can smell the herpes
Cartman | May 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Way too much herpes coverage on this website.
dirk | May 18, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Smelly. Very very smelly.
PunkA | May 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Nice 70′s looking suit and headband. is she about to do a jazzercise video? Let’s get physical, physical…..
GLADIATOR | May 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Wow … matching headband … glasses … and swimsuit ….
color coordinating …. done to the extreme!
Come and join my brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
GLADIATOR | May 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Wow … matching headband … glasses … and swimsuit ….
color coordinating …. done to the extreme!
Come and join my brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
GLADIATOR | May 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Wow … matching headband … glasses … and swimsuit ….
color coordinating …. done to the extreme!
Come and join my brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
Turd Ferguson | May 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Fucking CUNT!
Why does she exist?
Rachell | May 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Ugh her feet are scary, they look like fingers…
Chief Big Wheel | May 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Me say-um UGH to headband. Squaw should stay in wigwam. Make maize bracelets.
Lisa | May 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm
What is up with her and the stupid ass head bands?? She looks like such an idiot with them on.
Lucy | May 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
she looks like a joke with that matching headband, bracelets on her wrists and those stupid sunglasses. In her case, more is gaudy!!
Edna Bambrick | May 18, 2009 at 2:59 pm
#13 has been reported.
paris suck... and swallows | May 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Paris goes swimming? Nope… paris goes “posing”. With her stupid matching headband, wrist bands, suit & sunglasses, she specifically posed for the dumbass paps.
She’s representative of everything that’s wrong with America; our obsession with celebrity. WHO THE FUCK CARES. Personally, I hope paris hilton disappears; the sight of her herpes infected cokehead weight loss makes me ill…
Zee Brat | May 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm
She looks pretty good here. She actually looks like a model for once instead of a whore.
Verez | May 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I’d do her skinny ass and so would you. Admit it.
buzztoe | May 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Question is; when she does the splits, does she stick to the floor?
Turd Ferguson | May 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
#18 Edna Bambrick is a ……
FUCKING CUNT!!!!
p0nk | May 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
#21, is living in your mom’s basement so lonely that you welcome herpes?
Vince Lombardi | May 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
People who swim generally take off their bracelets, headbands and sunglasses, and even have been known to get their hair wet.
Change the headline to read: “Paris Hilton Goes Posing (Again).”
The Superficial has learned Paris Hilton’s figure secrets. Here she is in Cannes this morning taking in her intense cardio workout by doing her imitation of a surfboard in the resort’s pool. Apparently, Paris is made of Sham-Wow anti-matter, since she seems to repel water and never seems to have any perspiration.
Sadly, The final few photos show Paris’ workout cut short when she heard a nearby phone ring, got out of the pool, and started picking up shiny things.
jjshooter80@gmail.com | May 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm
i read all you guys talk shit bout these girls he shows- every single one of you would fuck them in a second if you got a chance instead of jerking of 5 times a day in your moms basement and if you could do any of them your little dick would last 3 seconds as you blow your load then you would say sorry like a little bitch
The Bird | May 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm
She looks like a parakeet.
Pic #2: Are those her talons gripping the edge of the pool?
Jerry | May 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm
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Jerry | May 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm
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Fap | May 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Fapped
PunkA | May 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I’d rather FAP it to Tara Reid than to Paris. Better yet, I’d rather FAP it to Cynthia Nixon. No wait, I’d rather FAP it to Cynthia Nixon’s boyfriend–er, girlfriend–than to Paris. Paris is just that nasty and unappealing. She grosses me the hell out.
Kelley | May 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm
This vapid waste of space, who loses her, like, cellphone, like, once every two weeks is more useless than Jessica Simpson, Pete Doherty, Katie Price and Britney Spears combined. Amy Winehouse’s tattoos are more entertaining than this retarded individual.
GaGa | May 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I wish she would lose those freaking headbands, they are so stupid and she wears them 24/7. I must say her body looks great, though!
Darth | May 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Holy crap! While i’m busting my ass here on this site,she’s getting a tan all over her body!
Marcus Parrish | May 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm
The hair, the head band, the face, the shades, the suit, the un-tits, the over tanned forearms, I can’t go on!
Uck! I just threw up. Not just a little. a-fucking LOT! Ugh!
For something far less disgusting and enjoyable go here:
http://reverbnation.com/lovebomb
havoc | May 18, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Any photos of her drowning?
Get back to me……
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Gando | May 18, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I know the virgin of Lourdes is somewhere in France.But i don’t believe it’s Paris Hilton.Nice try!
Harry | May 18, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I miss the days of Cannes when it was Bridget Bardot, Sophia Loren, or Monica Bellucci gracing the beaches. Real international beauties. Not wannabes famous for sex tapes and Carl’s Jr. commercials.
webdesign overijssel | May 18, 2009 at 4:25 pm
great !
Nero | May 18, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I don’t know what brand her bathing suit is.But i’m quite sure the pool water was transparant before she took a dip.
Some Girl | May 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I commend her for at least making the bathing suit look decent. I tried one of those on once, and I think Borat looked better. But seriously, she has the style of a 3rd grader.
megan | May 18, 2009 at 4:45 pm
“naked butt crawl across a truck stop restroom” …HAHAHAHA. have you learned from experience that this leads to VD?
Yoda | May 18, 2009 at 4:46 pm
#18: Edna, you’re a filthy fucking syphilitic cunt with delusions of grandeur. Why don’t you go fuck yourself with a crucifix, provided you are able to squeeze one past your fat meat curtains.
joe blow | May 18, 2009 at 4:46 pm
This just in: The French Army has just surrendered to the crabs infesting Paris Hilton’s disease ridden snatch.
Edna Bambrick | May 18, 2009 at 5:10 pm
#43 has been reported.
Jim | May 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@45 – to who, your Momma?
LPB | May 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Great point, Harry#38!
Cannes used to feature “real international beauties”; not only that, they had SOMETHING to do with movies.
But somewhere, as Don Henley said, “One year notoriety got all mixed up with fame.”
So Paris Hilton is what the media gives up.
Homo Erectus | May 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I like those flippers… they make the outfit complete. And I think the headband is there to keep blood out of her brain.
Seagull | May 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
uh oh, someone call the coast guard, the water is contaminated
they call me MAN HAMMER | May 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm
edna bambrick. i would love to split your slit