Here’s Paris Hilton swimming in Cannes this morning, and is anyone else starting to think VD is the weight-loss secret your doctor won’t tell you about? Not that I’m encouraging a naked butt crawl across a truck-stop restroom or anything. But then again, it is swimsuit season. Just sayin’.
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Turquoise herpes…..
Wow, two post about Paris in one day!
Nice, ya eat something
She looks funny putting pants on – usually, she’s taking them off :)
Looks like prosthetic feet.
i can smell the herpes
Way too much herpes coverage on this website.
Smelly. Very very smelly.
Nice 70′s looking suit and headband. is she about to do a jazzercise video? Let’s get physical, physical…..
Wow … matching headband … glasses … and swimsuit ….
color coordinating …. done to the extreme!
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Wow … matching headband … glasses … and swimsuit ….
color coordinating …. done to the extreme!
Come and join my brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
Wow … matching headband … glasses … and swimsuit ….
color coordinating …. done to the extreme!
Come and join my brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
Fucking CUNT!
Why does she exist?
Ugh her feet are scary, they look like fingers…
Me say-um UGH to headband. Squaw should stay in wigwam. Make maize bracelets.
What is up with her and the stupid ass head bands?? She looks like such an idiot with them on.
she looks like a joke with that matching headband, bracelets on her wrists and those stupid sunglasses. In her case, more is gaudy!!
#13 has been reported.
Paris goes swimming? Nope… paris goes “posing”. With her stupid matching headband, wrist bands, suit & sunglasses, she specifically posed for the dumbass paps.
She’s representative of everything that’s wrong with America; our obsession with celebrity. WHO THE FUCK CARES. Personally, I hope paris hilton disappears; the sight of her herpes infected cokehead weight loss makes me ill…
She looks pretty good here. She actually looks like a model for once instead of a whore.
I’d do her skinny ass and so would you. Admit it.
Question is; when she does the splits, does she stick to the floor?
#18 Edna Bambrick is a ……
FUCKING CUNT!!!!
#21, is living in your mom’s basement so lonely that you welcome herpes?
People who swim generally take off their bracelets, headbands and sunglasses, and even have been known to get their hair wet.
Change the headline to read: “Paris Hilton Goes Posing (Again).”
The Superficial has learned Paris Hilton’s figure secrets. Here she is in Cannes this morning taking in her intense cardio workout by doing her imitation of a surfboard in the resort’s pool. Apparently, Paris is made of Sham-Wow anti-matter, since she seems to repel water and never seems to have any perspiration.
Sadly, The final few photos show Paris’ workout cut short when she heard a nearby phone ring, got out of the pool, and started picking up shiny things.
i read all you guys talk shit bout these girls he shows- every single one of you would fuck them in a second if you got a chance instead of jerking of 5 times a day in your moms basement and if you could do any of them your little dick would last 3 seconds as you blow your load then you would say sorry like a little bitch
She looks like a parakeet.
Pic #2: Are those her talons gripping the edge of the pool?
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Fapped
I’d rather FAP it to Tara Reid than to Paris. Better yet, I’d rather FAP it to Cynthia Nixon. No wait, I’d rather FAP it to Cynthia Nixon’s boyfriend–er, girlfriend–than to Paris. Paris is just that nasty and unappealing. She grosses me the hell out.
This vapid waste of space, who loses her, like, cellphone, like, once every two weeks is more useless than Jessica Simpson, Pete Doherty, Katie Price and Britney Spears combined. Amy Winehouse’s tattoos are more entertaining than this retarded individual.
I wish she would lose those freaking headbands, they are so stupid and she wears them 24/7. I must say her body looks great, though!
Holy crap! While i’m busting my ass here on this site,she’s getting a tan all over her body!
The hair, the head band, the face, the shades, the suit, the un-tits, the over tanned forearms, I can’t go on!
Uck! I just threw up. Not just a little. a-fucking LOT! Ugh!
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Any photos of her drowning?
Get back to me……
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I know the virgin of Lourdes is somewhere in France.But i don’t believe it’s Paris Hilton.Nice try!
I miss the days of Cannes when it was Bridget Bardot, Sophia Loren, or Monica Bellucci gracing the beaches. Real international beauties. Not wannabes famous for sex tapes and Carl’s Jr. commercials.
great !
I don’t know what brand her bathing suit is.But i’m quite sure the pool water was transparant before she took a dip.
I commend her for at least making the bathing suit look decent. I tried one of those on once, and I think Borat looked better. But seriously, she has the style of a 3rd grader.
“naked butt crawl across a truck stop restroom” …HAHAHAHA. have you learned from experience that this leads to VD?
#18: Edna, you’re a filthy fucking syphilitic cunt with delusions of grandeur. Why don’t you go fuck yourself with a crucifix, provided you are able to squeeze one past your fat meat curtains.
This just in: The French Army has just surrendered to the crabs infesting Paris Hilton’s disease ridden snatch.
#43 has been reported.
@45 – to who, your Momma?
Great point, Harry#38!
Cannes used to feature “real international beauties”; not only that, they had SOMETHING to do with movies.
But somewhere, as Don Henley said, “One year notoriety got all mixed up with fame.”
So Paris Hilton is what the media gives up.
I like those flippers… they make the outfit complete. And I think the headband is there to keep blood out of her brain.
uh oh, someone call the coast guard, the water is contaminated
edna bambrick. i would love to split your slit