Paris Hilton’s cell mate was hand-picked and it’s an inmate currently doing time for reckless driving. Additionally, the jailers have put together a special protocol for Paris’ stay, detailing how things should be done for her. TMZ reports:
Jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton’s stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in … jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic — they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like … a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined — i.e., fired … a “written protocol” has already been prepared especially for Paris’ stay, detailing “when and how things should be done for her.”
They wrote up a special protocol for me when I was in jail too, but that was basically for the safety of everybody else. When God gives you lethal killing machines for fists, it’s only natural that other people are a little nervous around you. And also that you fight for justice and say things like “Head’s up” as you punch off somebody’s head.
hmmmm….
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ugh the legal system is such a joke. this is outrageoussss
I hope the cellmate’s name is Herman and enjoys tongue baths.
they should lock her up for good
RAPE HER!
@6- Simmer down there guy.
I faked a seizure in jail one time so that they would send me to the hospital wing … they sent me back to the drunk tank when they realized I didn’t have epilepsy …
Special Protocol? So does this mean that when the other prisoners sexually abuse her with a plunger in the prison shower, they will have to hold the plunger with their pinky’s extended?
Special treatment? Who would have thought.
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I hope she get raped in every orifice by various unwashed kitchen and bathroom utensils, and then smothered by a pack of big-breasted sweaty onion-breath beefcakes with names like Big Bertha and Rhonda.
Or, to spare her the painful torture, maybe she should just get choked.
what a joke
imran karim
This hooker is ridiculous….what’s she doing, practicing filling “spare time” doing ceramics …and not well I add …so that she won’t miss shopping while she’s in :::haha::: “jail”??? They should just go ahead and put LoHo in :::haha::: “jail” with her and televise it…now THAT would be funny.
haha…that could call it “Simple Sluts do :::haha::: “Jail”………
a. it’s not rape if it’s consensual
b. mentally retarded people often have difficulty understanding right from wrong.
I had this dream last night that Paris was in jail and she was in the shower when some other chicks came up to her and raped her with a broom handle. I tried to go back to sleep to see how it ended, but no luck
she’s going to jail, though, and that’s still pretty satisfying.
@12- you’re sick.
They just give me a toof brush and a bar of soap when I go to jail. WTF???
Like this is a huge shocker.
Seriously.
When I heard she was going to jail I didn’t even bat a fucking eye, because I knew it was just gonna be a vacation on easy street for her. Her jail stay is probably better digs than what I’ve got – hell, she’ll have people cooking and cleaning for her. I get to go home to chef boyardee and a reeking box of cat litter.
All she needs to do is on her first day, beat the shit out of the toughest socialite in the joint.
Nobody will mess with her after that. Especially the Aryan Sisterhood…..
@8 Bern, ha! I love clicking your links. always BIg boobs on your site and even the guy who posts with your name to fuck with you posts funny pics.
19: Hah..hah, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*falls off chair and dies*
I’m not sick. Just insane. Fuck, the hamstery muffin people in white labcoats are coming again. They’re gonna make me water house plants and hug stuffed bunnies for hours again. Eeeeek. *signs off*
1. She needs to serve time in the drunk tank with the rest of the alcoholics and drug addicts.
2. The State of California needs to adjust her fines to her net worth.
The Smoking Gun says it has the mugshot of Paris’ new BFF.
Why can’t they stick her in with a serial killer? That too much to ask? At my job I get to meet thm from time to time, it only makes me stronger (and more polite)
hi Jimbo!
hi veggi!
FRIST!
@26- you are one sick son of a bitch.
I would rape that stupid bitch. That is if somebody would get me out of jail.
I wanna bite her.
How I want her to be my zombie sex slave!
Unfair. I hope she is raped there with a rusty old bottle. nasty ugly cunt
Aww sheesh let the girl be. She’s young and stupid as a blunt tack but it’s obvious that since she has been convicted she has been trying hard to be respectable. I believe this will be a humbling experience for her. I don’t think Paris will make mistakes like this any more.
I hope she becomes a better, more intelligent and humble person.
I can’t believe the gruesome heartless things I’m seeing on people wanting to hurt her!
Why’s everybody getting upset? In America, when you get put in jail, you get raped. Everybody knows that.
TO ALL PAPARAZZI:
We need your help to get rid of Paris Hilton. If you could just PLEASE refrain from speaking about her for one full week this bitch will undoubtly commit suicide and our faith in our country can be renewed.
Thank you,
Normal People USA
I want a bunch of farm animals to rape her. I want Mel Gibson dressed as Satan to poke her in the ass with a pitchfork. I want to smother her in honey, roll her in cuckoo feathers, and handcuff her to a horny bull’s massive erection. I want to chew her ears off. I want diseased flea-ridden rats to gnaw her skin and give her the bubonic plauge… I want to… I want …
FRIST how the HELL are you doing?? Where have you been? I was just about ready to get on a plane to come find you
Gotta love the Little Girl Lost vibe in the last picture. “You’we sending me to jail? I thawt you wuved me!”
Still, it’s more believeable than the Jesus of Nazareth pose in pic 3.
lol like the cops arent gonna be filming her in the shower or getting her salad tossed
http://www.innerdrama.com/
Sorry, I meant Christ the Redeemer, not Jesus of Nazareth. Damn!
So close to being witty…yet so far…
run, frist, run
Is she wearing my mother’s table cloth?
And why is she posing with ceramic squirrels and skulls?
Is she turning into Martha Stewart?
Lock her up and through away the keys. What kinda joke things is this.
She should be painting a ceramic penis. Maybe do a new porno while she’s in: “Jailbait”.
Lock her up and through away the keys. What kinda joke things is this.
Hey Jimbo! What’s shakin?
How come I feel like doin something really violent whenever I see her face? I swear! Whenever I see her my whole body tenses and waves of hatred go through me. I feel like rippin something apart each time tehn. It’s an automatic reaction.
You’re all right – rape is pretty funny!
“I prayed for numbness, a coping mechanism that had worked for me so well in the past; but I was rewarded only with hyperawareness and sensitivity to the reality of my situation. Little lines of red grew across my chest as the second man grew impatient and careless with the blade, using his free hand to unbutton his pants. His friend, already partially undressed, thrust me against a table, ripped my pants down, and pushed into me. Both men were quiet. The only sounds in the room were of tearing flesh, and my head hitting the wall with each pounding motion. He stopped suddenly, as if aware of a noise in the hallway. Growling at me to be quiet, the second man grabbed my wrists and flung me to the ground. He took his turn, first with the knife, “to get me all lubed up,” and then with his penis. He was rougher, more abrasive than his friend, gripping my arms with a strength that left hand marks across my biceps. His friend stood over me, grinning sadistically for several minutes, before deciding to kneel over me, thrusting his penis into my mouth. He covered my head with his body, not seeming to notice my choking, my struggle for breath, or even the vomit that gurgled out of my throat.”
It’s nice to see her wearing a pretty dress. The embroidery looks hand done, so this dress was a lot of work. It looks like it may have been made in Guatemala. She should go there for her Prison time. No one will know who she is, and she won’t get any special treatment. She won’t even have to clean toilets since I heard their prisons only have holes in the ground. However, I would still feel sorry for the other prisoners.
Hey Ruby, how have you been?