A friend of Paris Hilton says she’s dropped about 5 pounds since being sent to the Twin Towers Medical Center because “she’s still depressed and not eating or sleeping much.” Meanwhile, Marvel comics legend Stan Lee has confirmed that he’s developing an animated series for MTV starring Paris Hilton which will be similar to the Stripperella cartoon he developed for Pamela Anderson. Although they really don’t have to animate this thing. They could just make a documentary about her life and it would turn out more cartoony. Heck, they could put up an old Garfield episode and nobody would tell the difference.
thesuperficial should get an award for employing the least-funny writers ever.
The smell of her dirty cunt is making her not want to eat…poor thing. aww, hunny, its ok, just douche.
So now she’s 5’8″ and 110 lbs. That’s hot! No doubt she’s doubled up on her Adderall, for her “ADD”–which stands for her ADDiction to speed so she can stay thin.
okay, so what I MEANT to type at #52 was that I really am a huge fan, and I hope she gets the help she needs. poor thing
that garfield cartoon rocked… i remeber the little duck with an inner tube..and a rooster or somesort… oh oh and nermal :D she was so cute..
I’m sick of her. It’s not like she’s in Rikers.
Sleeping with one eye open will to this to you.
I don’t understand. So this Paris Hilton cartoon, it’s a reality show? What do they need Stan Lee and Marvel for? I thought Paris already was a cartoon? Wouldn’t it be repetitive for Stan to draw a cartoon of a cartoon?
When Paris Hitlon takes a piss she thinks “Thats hot” cause of her firecrotch and it would sting and she is gay lol
Attention seeking bitch shes not getting my sympathy. FUCK OFF PARIS.
does that mean she finally took a dump?
MTV is the devil.
MTV is not the devil, I should know,
I am married to him and make firery
sex to him 1,000 times a day.
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Her ears look like they’re turning into Tinkerbell’s!
worthless ho
If all celebs are anorexics, then why isn’t someone doing something about this. They are so disgusting looking. nothing attractive with bones and no meat… Come on ladies, put some meat on those skinny asses
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She lost weight? What else is going to hold her head down?
LOOK EVRYBODY THIS IS IMPORTANT !!!
paris hilton likes the media she likes to be talked about so ppl wont forget her. WE CAN MAKE HER GO AWAY 1. DONT BUY HER CD’S OR ANYTHING SHE INDORCES. 2. IF SHE SHOWS UP AT A EVENT BOOO HER. itz not really hard, im so sick of hearing about her. she probably already destroyed her career. maybe in 2008 there will be NO PARIS YAAH!!!
Ugga Wagga Wiggwam!
Peter Pan and I can make her go away, just say the words..now think lovely thoughts, and she’s gone, its magic!
BEHOLD,the real paris hilton sans professional makeup,styling and designer wear!
my grandmother still looks better and she has being in a coffin for like, 10 years.
She hasn’t eaten because there are no penises in there to eat.
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i can see u that u are very very skinny and look like u go to die but u dont need to lose ur weight and u really need to gain ur weight and are u try to make everyone to pay attenion u
I’d eat her pussy and spit it in her mouth along with her ass she is hot!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM !!!!
I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!