Paris Hilton getting cartoon, losing weight


A friend of Paris Hilton says she’s dropped about 5 pounds since being sent to the Twin Towers Medical Center because “she’s still depressed and not eating or sleeping much.” Meanwhile, Marvel comics legend Stan Lee has confirmed that he’s developing an animated series for MTV starring Paris Hilton which will be similar to the Stripperella cartoon he developed for Pamela Anderson. Although they really don’t have to animate this thing. They could just make a documentary about her life and it would turn out more cartoony. Heck, they could put up an old Garfield episode and nobody would tell the difference.