A friend of Paris Hilton says she’s dropped about 5 pounds since being sent to the Twin Towers Medical Center because “she’s still depressed and not eating or sleeping much.” Meanwhile, Marvel comics legend Stan Lee has confirmed that he’s developing an animated series for MTV starring Paris Hilton which will be similar to the Stripperella cartoon he developed for Pamela Anderson. Although they really don’t have to animate this thing. They could just make a documentary about her life and it would turn out more cartoony. Heck, they could put up an old Garfield episode and nobody would tell the difference.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
*falls asleep facedown in porridge*
Gene Simmons | June 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Ew. Whats wrong with her ear. Probably std’s.
Jennie | June 14, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Lost 5 pounds? So, can she hold her head up or what?
Frank Rizzo | June 14, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I like Garfield…
farty_mcshitface | June 14, 2007 at 3:00 pm
good god, this bitch is so fucking skinny and gross looking!!
if she loses another 5 pounds she will collapse in on herself!!
elena | June 14, 2007 at 3:00 pm
damn,she does not need to lose any weight! wtf! she is probably scared, but I assure you that she should not be scared (nobody want’s herpes)
uberslacker | June 14, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Jail as weight loss plan?
Great, now ALL the young starlets are gonna get DUIs.
LadyJane | June 14, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I wonder if she’s wearing her contacts in prison. Stupid brown-eyed tryin’ to be blue-eyed fuckwad.
LadyJane | June 14, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Oh and uberslacker??? They already have.
JesusTheEverLovingChrist-IAintNoJewNoMoe-Yo-Yo... | June 14, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Last chance meat puppets… I have been a benevolent lord to you… Someone off this skank or I swear to Dad, I will start kicking your asses tomorrow… How does rivers of blood and a plague of locusts sound? Hmm? And don’t think for two seconds I will be listening when the 08 election comes around… Last chance mortals… Off Paris or this Christ will have to start getting all Bronson on your asses…
The Big JC
wiinja | June 14, 2007 at 3:15 pm
hope it’s one of those Japanese cartoons with tentacles and monsters
BaldAsBritney | June 14, 2007 at 3:18 pm
The only wieght she’s lost is the pound of jizz slowly trickling out of her distended ‘gina.
eastboundanddown | June 14, 2007 at 3:19 pm
What’s with Stan Lee? One of the greatest comic creators of all time and he’s wasting his time with Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton.
And, on a side note, is there anything more annoying than these pop up Live Searches that superficial has installed. I’m all for you making money but nobody is going to click on these things and they’re super annoying. Is there a plug in that will block them?
iburl | June 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Skankerella?
Snatch | June 14, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Stan Lee’s in it for the pussy, man.
Loving Anorexic Hollywood. It’s great when they start losing their hair.
Snatch | June 14, 2007 at 3:30 pm
@12 – funny as hell.
veggi | June 14, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I’ve got more moves than a chinese checker board. Just saying.
Stormy | June 14, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Sure they could. Garfield’s fat.
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 3:34 pm
the reason she loosing
weight iz the 90 caloriez
she uzed to get everytime
zhe zwallowed….her noze
iz zo ugly…
veggi | June 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm
oh, z girl…. you forgot 4! haha.
JesusTheEverLovingChrist-IAmTooaJew-Boop-Boop-Dee-Doo | June 14, 2007 at 3:41 pm
The Shawskank Redemption.
mia | June 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
I hope someday there will be some kind of natural selection that would eliminate useless people with too much cash, no talent and fake blue eyes…
Lowlands | June 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Instead of drowning in self-pity,why doesn’t she finally learn read and write during her detention time?Or the basics of HTML?Like i did during my detention time after i robbed this old age woman in a wheelchair on the street.
Annie Rexeeah | June 14, 2007 at 3:51 pm
It’s a little more serious than all that. Apparently they’re forcing her to read all of krazihottkelli’s comments and she’s losing weight because of nonstop projectile vomitting (which curiously has a prominent “zzzzz” sound each time she erupts).
Giomon_Rocks | June 14, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I hope to God that this is a fuckin’ joke. Stan Lee couldn’t do this to me.
Ruby | June 14, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Here, here @24. How much fucking effort does it take her to add a “z” into each and every word? I like the use of stanzas though so my eyes can automatically locate the post and skip it.
free sample | June 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Are we supposed to feel sorry for her?
If Paris really wanted to raise money for charity and make a difference, she could hold a dunking booth and MILLIONS of people in L.A. alone would line up all day to watch her go under.
Ruby | June 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
lol@#3. She is looking like a bobblehead.
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 3:58 pm
veggi=dude*
I didn’t forget 4…
people R complaining,
I guezz they’re idiotz,
they don’t underztand the
Z=zzz.
I alzo zee the Devilz wife
iz here….hello mrz. Zcratch
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
zkip my poztz
fuckface Ruby…
like I give a fuck…
U fuckin know your reading
them, thatz Y U keep
complaining, bitch.
Kiara | June 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
QUE FEA!!! REALLY UGLY!!!! AGGGG
RichPort | June 14, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I’m sure she gains about 190 fucking pounds everytime her cornrowed cellmate Bertha lays on top of her at night.
Ruby | June 14, 2007 at 4:10 pm
You know, cunthead kelli, you have a point. I have been scanning them for any sign of intelligence. You have let me down once again. I give up.
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 4:13 pm
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IT IS BIGGER, BOOBIER AND … BOOBIER THAN EVER.
lambman | June 14, 2007 at 4:16 pm
She’s in a cell by herself 23 hours a day….how is she not sleeping? Maybe she’s going through withdrawl from whatever drugs she take son a regular basis
SuperLee | June 14, 2007 at 4:24 pm
No, the weight loss is important. She’s starring in the new Bratz movie, and her head has to be as disproportionately large as possible. Now, it’s all coming together.
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm
SORRY, MY LINK WAS F-ED UP.
SHOULD WORK, NOW.
CLICK FOR BOOBS.
Crap Tonight | June 14, 2007 at 4:32 pm
and all the while we are reading this somewhere a brown eyed girl lies in her prison bed weeping and trying not to poo
HaHaHaHaHa
star69 | June 14, 2007 at 4:39 pm
No hotdogs and manjuice in prison!
What’s she gonna eat and drink?
Boo fuckin hoo.
Skanky bag of bones.
Paris..is Good for Something? | June 14, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Yep..call it “Sluterella” – “Herperella”.
Spreading sexually transmitted diseases across the cuntry.
Go Paris!!
Yourfairytale | June 14, 2007 at 4:42 pm
She is already disgustingly skinny. The last thing she needs is to lose weight. She needs to gain it desperately.
But whatever, if she wants to starve to death I won’t stop her and I’m sure no one else will either.
B & B | June 14, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Paris (and #38′s comment) reminded me of Beavis and Butthead, not for the first time, obviously:
Butthead: Check it out. It’s that Kaopectate–
Beavis: Oh yeah, that stuff is terrible. It’s, like, expensive, and tastes terrible, and it doesn’t work. It says it’s for diarrhea, and I drank a whole bottle, but I never got diarrhea–
Butthead: Beavis–
Beavis: Then a week later, this brick pooped out of my butt. It was all hard and black. I can show it to you if you want.
Butt-head: You still have it?
Beavis: Sure. I keep it in my sock drawer.
yukadoozer | June 14, 2007 at 5:22 pm
She’s on her last 30 seconds…time to pull out the eating disorder stunts…then onto drug addiction and/or re-bound marriage…not much longer…
Bubba | June 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Yawn.
If you’re not showing a picture of her crying her eyes out, it’s just not worth bothering with.
Bubba | June 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Yawn.
If you’re not showing a picture of her crying her eyes out, it’s just not worth bothering with.
carol | June 14, 2007 at 5:33 pm
omg se looks horrible
nuclearzombie | June 14, 2007 at 6:06 pm
That’s an insult to Garfield, unless you mean the movies cause those were shit. They should put her into something with a plot along the lines of the turtle webcam, where she plays the stupid wonky eyed turtle who is ran over by a car.
http://www.73ford.com/turtles.html
notsosimplelife.tv | June 14, 2007 at 6:08 pm
http://www.notsosimplelife.tv
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 6:29 pm
she looks just like her chihuahua in this photo – I wonder why she picked him out of all of her pets to emulate?
farty_mcshitface | June 14, 2007 at 7:08 pm
well woodhorse, i agree but, i bet her chihuahua outweighs her by a good 15-20 pounds.