Paris Hilton gets violated

August 17th, 2007 // 116 Comments

has a photo of some pervert trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton’s dress. I mean, there’s a lot of things I can picture myself doing when I meet Paris Hilton, but this isn’t one of them. This isn’t even close to one of them. How do you make the leap in logic from “Hey, there’s Paris Hilton” to “I’m gonna stick a camera up her dress!” This is the kind of guy who sees a hammer and thinks, “You know what I should hit with that? My penis.”


  1. @100, oh yes, that’s what I talking about, Yummy.
    Now I can bust-a-nut in my pretty panties. Vanessa is delicious.

  2. jrzmommy

    Here’s what came out in the picture he took……..
    http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/brian_peppers1.jpg

  3. Ouch…………….
    Hey Jrzymommy, did you have a great birthday? party hard? slept with someone you didn’t know?

  4. jrzmommy

    No and No, TT…..c’mon, I’m an old married woman.

  5. LOL, I had hoped……………..
    I guess the Fish is asleep this morning.

  6. I think #81 is right. As much as I wish that Paris would get hit by a truckload of nuns, this guy ISNT taking pics of her non-ass or crotch critters. The way he’s holding the camera, he seems to be changing out his lense, not taking creepy pics.

  7. lambman

    enough with the hammering your penis jokes, that’s the second one today

  8. theressnapper

    i bet she broke the camera with that undershot. . haa

  9. Salmon

    the best paris pic yet
    ILOVEIT- she really doesn’t care

  10. Julie

    not to stick up for her, cuz i can’t stand that cunt…
    can u imagine what her other pussy shots sold for??? it makes sense…
    Hilton pussy sells…

  11. Skip Smith

    I’d violate her. With my weiner. In her butt. Because rape is funny.

  12. John

    Funny that this is such an insult to you when your top story right now features pictures of Kim Stewarts gross looking ass.

    I guess it makes people feel better about themselves when they judge.

    You’re fucking disgusting

  13. I’m mostly looking forward to TMZ’s usual 10 post “look at how this scumbag assaulted our camera guy!” when this slunt boots the guy in the face.

    P.S. The lens cap is NOT on, that is a filter (probably a polarizer so he can shoot through glass without getting reflections) over the front. Look a bit closer.

  14. Luna

    poor paris :( what i nasty man

  15. I wonder if he saw Tinkerbell in there.

  16. What an idiot? If you want to see her, uh anything, watch that porno she made!!!!

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