has a photo of some pervert trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton’s dress. I mean, there’s a lot of things I can picture myself doing when I meet Paris Hilton, but this isn’t one of them. This isn’t even close to one of them. How do you make the leap in logic from “Hey, there’s Paris Hilton” to “I’m gonna stick a camera up her dress!” This is the kind of guy who sees a hammer and thinks, “You know what I should hit with that? My penis.”
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Donkey | August 17, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Nope ! It’s me this time.
HA..!
Penis Mightier | August 17, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Why would you want to…..why? WHY?
Rex | August 17, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Good God.
Mikey | August 17, 2007 at 5:48 pm
I’ll fuckin violate her with my dick……….wait can’t do that over the computer. Fuck guess I will just have to shock my dick with the monitor again.
woodhorse | August 17, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Man that guy is a glutton for punishment. LOL she doesn’t even care.
GA Dawg | August 17, 2007 at 5:48 pm
There’s no way he could have gotten that picture…The lens would have fogged up immediately, and anything that would have actually made it onto film would have eaten his soul the first time it was viewed.
UNCLE NED | August 17, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Where’s your Bible now, cunt?
woodhorse | August 17, 2007 at 5:49 pm
TT did you pay this guy to find out her brand of panties?
Scott Kucharski | August 17, 2007 at 5:49 pm
sick… can you imagine what they would see when her develops the photos. Several penises.. who knows.
Pedro | August 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Her Vag is like the containment cell in Ghostbusters. Who the hell would want to open or look into that thing.
justplainconfused | August 17, 2007 at 5:53 pm
He’s not a perv. He’s with the Center for Disease Control & Prevention. He’s doing recon for the CDC SWAT team. It’s a dirty job, but some poor schmuck has to do it for all our good.
sickboy | August 17, 2007 at 5:59 pm
I bet he’s on her payroll.
ssdd | August 17, 2007 at 6:03 pm
he works for PETA
Glennie | August 17, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Im surprised the camera didn’t break.
Charlie Simbo | August 17, 2007 at 6:11 pm
1) This photo is of a man taking a photograph of her leg. His camera is parallel to the ground, not pointed up her dress.
2) Photos of her whored out vagina, etc., are free and available all over the place, per her own actions so why would he bother and who the fuck would care?
3) Get your facts straight, editors.
LL | August 17, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Don’t we already know what Paris’s cooz looks like? And those who don’t, why would they want to know?
Binky | August 17, 2007 at 6:14 pm
That guy’s from National Geographic.
There were rumors of an ant farm.
doodie | August 17, 2007 at 6:16 pm
#11 is only part right. he’s taking pictures for research on a new strain of herpes, tentatively classified as Hilton-Greasy-ChrisAngel Herpes. Photos will be published in the scholarly journal OK Diseases Weekly.
egan | August 17, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Fruitless endeavor if he’s trying to shoot up her skirt, which it doesn’t look like he is. And if he is, it’s a good way to get sued for assault (yes, assault people).
Violet Sin | August 17, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Upskirts are sexy, but this is a perversion of all that is right and good in the world.
Swarmer | August 17, 2007 at 6:21 pm
She brought it on herself. Not exactly Mother Theresa. He’s scum, she’s scum, the universe seems to be in equilibrium here…no worries.
Bud Bundy | August 17, 2007 at 6:22 pm
He shouldn’t have his face blurred. If he’s gonna do something like that, he should be made available to the world for an ass kicking.
shankyouverymuch | August 17, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I’m NOT a Paris fan in the least … but dickheads like that should be severely beaten with a baseball bat and then thrown in county jail for a year, that’s some UNCOOL shit …
That is my decree!!!
lindsay | August 17, 2007 at 6:38 pm
thats so fucked up he is a complete dickhead
nina | August 17, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Did the camera melt?
whatever | August 17, 2007 at 6:51 pm
You guys have it all fucked up. He works for the CDC. He’s trying to get a shot of a brand new STD growing on her vagina. They’re worried it’s going to be a serious epidemic. At least among Hollywood whores.
BANGBANG | August 17, 2007 at 6:52 pm
they had to photoshop IN a camera so we didn’t go completely delusional and crazy when we found out the first vagina picture made the camera EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES AND PARIS HILTON’S VAGINA ATE THE MANS FACE SO THEY BLURRED IT OUT. it’s true i tell you.
Tohottohandle | August 17, 2007 at 6:52 pm
THAT IS SO-O-O-O PRICELESS!!!!! She’s completely oblivious due to her mild retardation!!! That guy can photog up MY skirt ANYTIME for the size of his balls!!! Shankyou and Lyndsey get off this site if you can’t handle it & go fuck each other!!!
shankyouverymuch | August 17, 2007 at 7:04 pm
#28 … No I think I’d much rather fuck YOU, right in the ASS … YOU know, like I did last night …
Marlboro Man | August 17, 2007 at 7:10 pm
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING
___________________________
Looking at Paris Hilton’s poon will turn your head into an amorphous blob, abort a baby, and make a man sterile.
Nadia | August 17, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Wait, you blur the photo to protect THAT guy’s identity? Seriously???
Danklin24 | August 17, 2007 at 7:40 pm
This douchebag apparently missed the infamous snatch shot as she was getting out of a car. Why would anyone want to violate their eyes a second time?
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 17, 2007 at 7:51 pm
He’s finally gone where every man has gone before
Jamie | August 17, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Notice how the lens is not pointing upward? She’s been around so much, her nasty old catcher’s mit just hangs right between her knees, I’m sure. I think my eyes will start bleeding.
Tim | August 17, 2007 at 7:53 pm
I hope this guy gets shot. it’s people like this that make me hate paparazi.
Lexoka | August 17, 2007 at 7:53 pm
He might be the only guy on this planet who didn’t heard of Hilton’s sex tape…
star69 | August 17, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Moron.
Both of them.
Chauncey Gardner | August 17, 2007 at 9:12 pm
I think cameras all over the world should be up in arms, burning effigies of Paris and the camera guy for camera rape.
amos | August 17, 2007 at 9:17 pm
this guy isn’t taking a picture of her vag…as was said, the camera is parallel to the ground, it would have gotten her leg. plus his hand is nowhere near the capture button. looks to me like he might have been bumped and dropped his camera…
ToTellTheTruth | August 17, 2007 at 9:42 pm
She should have kicked the fuck outta him. Fucking pervert.
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | August 17, 2007 at 9:47 pm
yes your right ASSHOOOLE.
Tyler | August 17, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Why is the photographer’s head pixelated? I don’t like her but I’d be pretty pissed if that was my wife or daughter he did that to. I realize she is a public personality and that she’s been known to flash the coochie, that does not give him the right to do that though. That’s the sort of behavior that gets people mad about paparazzi, it’s a dirty tactic. I’m still pissed about Paparazzi chasing Princess Diana into a tunnel guardrail. “Hey photogs, we really don’t need THE SCOOP that bad”
Rachel | August 17, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Hasn’t everyone already seen Paris’ nanny hoo hoo?
caleb | August 17, 2007 at 10:11 pm
I’ve seen this picture all over with everyone who has hosted it (like the Superficial) being upset at what he is doing.
If what this guy did was as bad as the folks who have posted this picture are saying it is……why do they blur his face?
What a bunch of pussies…..pun intended.
cookie monsta | August 17, 2007 at 10:23 pm
she should have got him with the elbow, one of them pointy little things would poke out an eye like a skewer. what a pair of mindless fuckers.
hard lesson | August 17, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Relax folks, he is just taking a picture of her infamous shoes!! (for TT??)
AmeriCanadian | August 17, 2007 at 10:49 pm
If some prevert tried to get an upskirt of me, I’d kick him in the cojones so hard he’d catch air.
Meannate | August 17, 2007 at 11:04 pm
This was actually done in the name of science…
It’s the first time anyone has captured a black hole on film.
happytie | August 18, 2007 at 12:22 am
Visit:
http://www.happytie.com
jen | August 18, 2007 at 12:36 am
you guys are so clever and funny………bet you don’t look half as good as her!