Paris Hilton gets trash thrown at her

February 15th, 2007 // 119 Comments
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Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her. Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick. Hilton later dismissed the incident as “no big deal” and said she loved her fans. She also ran into trouble in Germany yesterday because her passport had expired, and she needed the U.S. ambassador to Austria to vouch for her.

Taking questions from some 100 reporters earlier, Hilton said she “loved” classical music and that she grew up listening to it. “As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night,” she said, adding later that she “really loved” old Michael Jackson songs, Madonna and hip-hop. Hilton said there were “a lot of people who need help” in the world and that she planned to go to Africa sometime this year. “As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what’s going on in the world,” she said.

She’s attending the Opera Ball and said she enjoys classical music because it’s so boring it helps her fall asleep. Nice. And only Paris Hilton could have trash thrown at her and misinterpret that as loving fans. She’s in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: “Take that, you useless whore!” and she’d laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her.

Thanks to Sonia for the tip, and for having much nicer eyes than this.

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  1. Could she be anymore vacuous? I AM TOTALLY GOING TO AFRIKA TO SAYV TEH BAYBEES BECUZ I LUV BABESE YAY! I always think she’s a joke. She was created by scientists and mtv as a huge social experiment.

  2. bedbugsandballyhoo

    @66
    Elliot, or whichever one of Parasite’s minions you happen to be, don’t you ever get tired of degrading yourself by spewing out this nonsense to try to make her look good? I bet you had to go shower after that one.
    P.S. Go back over to x17. They love you guys over there. You’re the only things that keep those ass kissers up and running.

  3. woodhorse

    lame is that danielle didn’t make it as the black Paris. I’m sure she has the right clothes for it and puts out every chance she gets. what she needs is a good hotel chain – i hear the french are trying to unload motel 6.

  4. Really subtle with her redemption campaign, isn’t she? This girl really and truly is a certified idiot.

  5. as much as i hate Paris, i really like that dress!! does anyone know where it’s from??

    (cue answers like Herpesland and Whoresville)

  6. BarbadoSlim

    Herpesland L’idiot on Rodeo

    :)

  7. fearsarewishes

    I have read that she got that wonky eye from a botched plastic surgery. If this is true, it is one teeny, tiny step down the karmic path.

  8. acatnamedfrank

    She looks like Meryl Streep in these pics! (sorry Meryl)

    And her nose looks HUGE!! I thought she got that fixed???

    Damn, sorry I wasn’t there to toss something at her too… like my lunch.

  9. outoftown

    “As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what’s going on in the world”.

    I’m glad she’s here to impart her understanding of world problems. That’s probably why she got herpes.

  10. woodhorse

    #101. Scary, that. If she is indeed a social experiment, didn’t we all fail….?? She must be returned to the freezer until the next generation.

  11. Saera

    Paris never said that classical music was boring.

  12. sid

    Goddammit, she is starting to look like Big Bird to me…..

    or maybe the Chicken Lady from the Kids in the Hall.

    Yecch >:P

  13. LyraBelacqua

    Can you imagine being the ambassador to Austria, getting pulled out of an important meeting because stupid Paris Hilton let her passport expire?! I hope he at least got a blowjob out of the deal.

    Looks like Paris finally learned how to tastefully apply makeup. Between that, the somewhat subdued wardrobe and the talk of charity, I smell an image makeover.

  14. Mizzy

    As some of you already said…I was wondering…Fans? Does this girl have fans? Really? Do you know someone who call themselves a Paris Hilton fan? And if they do, why??? I

  15. fabricator

    Bleargh

  16. fabricator

    BLEAAAAAARGHHH

  17. fabricator

    Of course she has fans! Hitler has fans so why shouldn’t she!

  18. J-Bo

    Im ready to take poor Paris’ crack addicted african monkey/marmoset love child, and care for it after her vagina explodes from all the unprotected sex she’ll be having. Will the marmoset baby be needing a valid passport as well?

  19. ha ha….trash getting thrown at trash!

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