Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her. Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick. Hilton later dismissed the incident as “no big deal” and said she loved her fans. She also ran into trouble in Germany yesterday because her passport had expired, and she needed the U.S. ambassador to Austria to vouch for her.
Taking questions from some 100 reporters earlier, Hilton said she “loved” classical music and that she grew up listening to it. “As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night,” she said, adding later that she “really loved” old Michael Jackson songs, Madonna and hip-hop. Hilton said there were “a lot of people who need help” in the world and that she planned to go to Africa sometime this year. “As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what’s going on in the world,” she said.
She’s attending the Opera Ball and said she enjoys classical music because it’s so boring it helps her fall asleep. Nice. And only Paris Hilton could have trash thrown at her and misinterpret that as loving fans. She’s in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: “Take that, you useless whore!” and she’d laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her.
Thanks to Sonia for the tip, and for having much nicer eyes than this.

























Jrz, just like old times… Nipsy was right… UNWASHED shut this thread down. Everyone go home.
who is paris hilton again?
I WOULD THROW MY SHIT AT HER………………………………………………I WOULD
I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY SHIT AT HER
I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY SHIT AT HER
@43… Holy crap! Well done.
WHO is a Paris Hilton FAN?? How can this badly behaved racist slut think she has FANS?
#22 was good but I kinda liked #20 too ;) Nice one
I’m kinda surpirsed she didn’t say “I love Austria, mate, throw another shrimp on the barby”
Of course that movie was probably a little deep for her tastes..
“She’s in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: “Take that, you useless whore!” and she’d laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her.”
No, she’d probably enjoy it.
Hell, she likes getting fucked in the butt for coke and that’s right down there with getting pissed on.
Now she’s going to Africa?!?!? My oh my, those poor Africans! They are already dealing with an AIDS epidemic and now they will have to deal with a herpes outbreak as well?
Maybe she will start an African Paris Hilton Fan Club. But instead of little membership badges or patches, she’ll just give out cold sores.
#22-Holy shit! SHAZAM!!!!!
Whore only wants to go to africa to save her from the ” nigger ” comments. ” oh wowie i said nigger, lets go hang out with africans, that’ll make it better righ.. oh look sparkly…” She doesnt know about the people in need, but i DO know she’s in need of a bullet to the brain, then perhaps a trip to the sun…but ofc, a wise blonde once said ” humans CAN walk on the sun, we just need to go at night! “
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
#63- LMAO
#22 — hysterical. you made my day.
jrzmommy — i got in on the juliabella bashing on the last thread — but it was too late. When you start bashing her again let me know.
How could they tell the trash from Paris???
OMG! I WAS THERE, I SAW HER!!! Lots of young people (CROWDED PEOPLE) waited for hours to get autographs from her, and the autographs hour normally “takes” 1 hour but it “only” took 30 min. Lots of people (esp. BOYS) never get autographs from her and got disappointed, that’s why they threw her scratch papers, cigarette boxes etc. I just saw her on t.v Live @ the OPERA BALL. She’s wearing yellow silk gown. The Interviewer asked her if she likes OPERA BALL, and she answered “Yes, It’s a new experienced to me, and we never have like this in L.A” bla.bla.bla….She Looks PRETTY though. She’ll also celebrate her 26th birthday here in Austria @ ISCHGL Tyrol (Then Later in Las Vegas). She’ll play the DJ as well, and only rich people can afford the 230 euro or something, for the entrance. *lol*
P.s: Sorry For My English
If I would have been there I would’ve thrown my jar of recalled peanut butter at her…
#9 – wonky eye – that’s too damn funny
#22 – you need to run for president, that was brilliant!!
I would give anything to have the chance to chuck something at Paris Hilton, namely a brick!
Lets see if she thinks thats “hot”
what a pathetic excuse for a human, i swear her father should have “blown her to the sheets” that night, save the world the pain and torture of having to look at his Satan spawn children.
I have never been so ashamed to be in the same species,
And Anna Nicole is the one who’s dead.. damn i wish they could trade places.
Hey, is that Al from Happy Days?
speaking as a beige person from the South, we just barely are being forgiven by our darker brown skinned friends for what went on in the 1800s: if Paris goes to Africa I will never get these guys to be friends with me and I will never hear the end of the bitching and it will be 2307 before we have desegregated schools again only this time it will be the beige people who have to sit at the back of the bus. For the love of God, someone stop this walking disaster.
Next week there will be home movies of her getting the hole raped off her by one ofd those little bush monkeys!!!
Lame….
Well, say what you will, she does have a good complexion.
They should cut to the chase and just throw HER in the garbage.
@66: Don’t apologize for your English. Appologize instead for helping keep this tasteless skank alive by particiapting in her media events. And weep. Weep for your countrymen if they actually clamour for the autograph of this human filth.
As a true member of her class, Paris radiates a sense of entitlement.
You proles, on the other hand, are filled with nothing but seething resentment and rage.
Now go, go play in traffic.
Throwing trash at Paris Hilton… Isn’t that redundant??
Someone should have at least thrown some antibiotics.
serves her right, fucking racist.
#22 – Kudos!
#23 – what did crocodiles and hippos ever do to you?
As for her trip to Africa, it’s unlikely that she’ll go anywhere that needs “help” (oh, to have her blown away by an AK toting rebel) – she’ll probably just go shopping in Cape Town or the Northern Suburbs of Johannesburg.
People… AIDS is a PANDEMIC.
She is
a nasty
cheap slut
who sucks
and guzzles
jizz covered dick
like a somalian eating
monkeys and rats
someone
please
put
that
cunt
out
of
its
misery
now
SLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.