Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her. Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick. Hilton later dismissed the incident as “no big deal” and said she loved her fans. She also ran into trouble in Germany yesterday because her passport had expired, and she needed the U.S. ambassador to Austria to vouch for her.
Taking questions from some 100 reporters earlier, Hilton said she “loved” classical music and that she grew up listening to it. “As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night,” she said, adding later that she “really loved” old Michael Jackson songs, Madonna and hip-hop. Hilton said there were “a lot of people who need help” in the world and that she planned to go to Africa sometime this year. “As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what’s going on in the world,” she said.
She’s attending the Opera Ball and said she enjoys classical music because it’s so boring it helps her fall asleep. Nice. And only Paris Hilton could have trash thrown at her and misinterpret that as loving fans. She’s in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: “Take that, you useless whore!” and she’d laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her.
Thanks to Sonia for the tip, and for having much nicer eyes than this.
Becca | February 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
woo fucking hoo.
ponk | February 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm
cigarettes, tissues, and lipstick, but no valtrex. what ungrateful fans!
BarbadoSlim | February 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I wanna throw garbage at her too!
And by garbage a I mean shoulder fired missile.
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 15, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I don’t understand why she doesn’t get the same reception in the US.
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I don’t understand why she doesn’t get the same reception in the US.
misanthrope | February 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
People should throw trash at her wherever she goes. It should be second nature to anyone who isn’t her.
Great. Paris is on the Africa bandwagon. Tell us more about these ‘people who need help’, Paris. It’s news to me and I get all of my news from you.
MissDior17 | February 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm
That’s Paris for you.
ponk | February 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm
“she plans to go to Africa this year.” That gives her 10 months to find it on a map.
BarbadoSlim | February 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Africa’s being devastated by an AIDS epidemic.
And on that note, Paris should take an extended tour of the dark continent and have as much sex as possible with the locals.
RichPort | February 15, 2007 at 12:50 pm
#9 – She already has. That wonky eye is the result of a Tutsi cumshot. Must be all the grass they eat out there.
ponk | February 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Slim, i think that’s a given.
tinbird_01 | February 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Maybe they were just trying to make her feel at home since she’s so trashy?
I would have liked to read that someone screamed “Go back to Whore Island!” or something along that line…she’s nas-tay.
Niecy | February 15, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Why would she be offended by trash when she IS trash?
ThePartyScene | February 15, 2007 at 1:00 pm
It’s bad enough she actually has to be Paris Hilton, but seriously, pretending she actually loves classical music? Get real. I’m sure Chopin loved to writhe around on a beach and sing complete crap, while pouting at the camera, of course.
birdseye | February 15, 2007 at 1:00 pm
LOL #10…..maybe she should let a Hutu give her a cumshot in the other eye that way it will match the jacked up one…AND she can show everyone how she is impartial to all cultures and ethnicities. Then she will really show the world that she wants to help.
Lowlands | February 15, 2007 at 1:01 pm
What a pity she didn’t take her sister Nicky along with her.She could have explained to her all about the interior-architecture.
Carsten5577 | February 15, 2007 at 1:04 pm
She has brown eyes but she wears contacted lenses and dyes her hair blond. I guess she’s aiming for that bogus “Nordic” look. Additonally, as everyone knows, she had a (rather poor) nose job. In sum, everything about her is fake.
RichPort | February 15, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Something tells me she thinks Africa is a club in an urban area… with an open bar and free lines in the bathroom.
Mz_kay | February 15, 2007 at 1:05 pm
i would have loved to thrown trash at her too.
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 15, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Local officials in Vienna were horrified when Paris arrived in Austria and said to the press: “G’Day Mate! Put another shrimp on the barbie!”
grape | February 15, 2007 at 1:06 pm
She is so tragic it makes me want to cry. Or incinerate her.
UNWASHEDMASSES | February 15, 2007 at 1:08 pm
The last Austrian to trash Paris was Hitler. History is so cyclical.
WiseMan | February 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm
SHE IS NOTHING BUT A HOOK NOSED, AIDS INFESTED, FAKE SLUT WHO SHOULD BE FED TO THE CROCODILES AND HIPPOS.
pekpekshorts | February 15, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Paris is trash but once a Nazi state will always be a Nazi state.
danielle | February 15, 2007 at 1:21 pm
9 & 10 LMAO!?!!?
Oh god, that was funny.
misanthrope | February 15, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Africa is in for another strain of disease. Or several.
JollyJumjuck | February 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
To borrow from “The Princess Bride”:
“All hail the Queen of Garbage! Boo! Boooo! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
Shagggy | February 15, 2007 at 1:33 pm
#22..that is too fucking funny..and true
Maybe Paris outta ask the ParisExposed guy to sell her her passport back
RichPort | February 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm
#22 – Excellent historical geopolitical humor.
jrzmommy | February 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm
22 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
clever motherfucker
NipsyHustle | February 15, 2007 at 1:45 pm
#22
THAT WAS THE BEST POST EVER!!!! no one can top this one.
everyone get back to work. there is nothing to do here.
Prince Igor | February 15, 2007 at 1:46 pm
They should have thrown tampons.
NipsyHustle | February 15, 2007 at 1:47 pm
#10
we could only hope this racist cunt would have sex with an African. They have instant AIDS. Infection in under 5 minutes on contact.
BarbadoSlim | February 15, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Yup #22 nailed it, he went historical on our asses.
Kudos
jrzmommy | February 15, 2007 at 1:49 pm
look what we did rich!!
JillyBean | February 15, 2007 at 1:52 pm
#22. I knew there was a reason I stuck around the office today….to read that! Now my work day is complete!
JungleRed | February 15, 2007 at 1:53 pm
She’ll come back from Africa holding a swaddled bundle telling everyone she adopted a baby. Only when when she pulls back the blanket, it’ll be a marmoset. With herpes…
dave | February 15, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Is it just me or does Paris Hilton resemble Big Bird? OMFG .. she looks like a damn bird!!! Why would anyone be attracted to Big Bird??? Bird fetish maybe!!!
ImaCracka | February 15, 2007 at 1:55 pm
The most shocking part of this story is….
SHE HAS FANS??????
OK.. Which one of you homo’s bought her cd????
misanthrope | February 15, 2007 at 1:56 pm
@22… Genius. How did I miss your comment? Well done.
Giggles | February 15, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Oh maybe there is justice…..
woodhorse | February 15, 2007 at 2:01 pm
#9, #10, #22 – this day is day the Lord made and you improved it – nice work!! RichPort, BarbadoSlim, and UNWASHEDMASSES play one-up-man-ship with God and win!! Yeah, team!!
JungleRed | February 15, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Not to get too technical here, but Paris was never trashed. Those cowards never put up a resistance, just rolled out the welcome mat and let themselves get fucked. Oh, nevermind…the analogy is still apt.
LL | February 15, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Yeah, #22 was pretty sweet.
I just wish that when people throw trash at Paris, they’d throw stuff like anvils and toaster ovens and concrete blocks. Cigarettes, tissues and lipstick? Why not cotton balls and feathers, too? Damn…
And I think Africa has been through enough. The last thing they need is Paris the heiress parading around pretending to be concerned about the poor downtrodden in an attempt to help her image.
magickal | February 15, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I just LOVE picturing people throwing garbage at her. The only thing funnier would be if they were flinging poo. Like monkeys. Well, I guess there will be enough of that when she goes to Africa.
crazybroad | February 15, 2007 at 2:05 pm
@ 22 – LMAO!! You have restored my faith …
sid | February 15, 2007 at 2:14 pm
22: Yeah, that was pretty damn good, I gotta admit…
3: I still liked yours better
Too bad nobody threw an anvil at her like the Coyote.
“‘As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what’s going on in the world,’ she said.”
Aren’t there ANY real journalists out there? I mean, they’re supposed to be “objective,” and not take sides, but they’ve already taken a side by decididng to quote her and give her ink.
It’s like having a rampaging pedophile on Regis to share his falafel recipe.
Hey, like, maybe he makes a good falaphel…never mind the raping children part. Let’s focus on the cooking, okay?
When Paris starts babbling about “helping,” any quotes offered should not be presented without, “Paris Hilton has wasted more money on sex toys, cel phones, private jet fuel and cocaine in the last week than the average African will spend in his lifetime.”
sid | February 15, 2007 at 2:17 pm
44: Yo, we were writing at the same time…we were on the same wavelength :)
badattitood | February 15, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I really think this is going to start happening to her much more often and in the US too. She as a huge backload of bad karma that’s going to hit her like an asteroid. I know if I saw her out anywhere I would hurl verbal abuse & anything I could get my hands on at her.
sol | February 15, 2007 at 2:24 pm
hopefully when she goes to africa somebody will record a video of her dancing around in a village, just like madonna did on one of her visits. unfortunately the villagers will be saying the same thing in their native tongue – “too stringy.”