Maybe she’ll get her re-hab paid for.
With that outfit shouldn’t there be the legally required nipple slip?
Someone’s not doing their job.
She looks hot. So hot I’d like to wipe my ass with her. Meh.
God bless old wonkey eye. She looks like an 80 year old carrot.
More alarming is her skin color. Maybe it’s the lighting, but she looks like Magda. And she’s not even out of her twenties yet.
She and Jenna Jameson are apparently from the same Beef Jerky planet. These photos are not good news for my night terrors. Hot.
She hadn’t been in the news for a couple days so she had to do something. My normal everyday Chevy has automatic headlights. You’d figure a freakin’ Bentley would come with a guy that says, “Excuse me, but I believe your lights are not on.” Or, as Fish said, open your freakin’ eyes!!
And I love how her reps give an excuse for driving with no lights, but no excuse whatsoever for driving with a suspended license. That’s not a big deal at all.
If it weren’t for her daddy’s money she’d be a fluffer for Ron Jeremy.
Funny how “Elliot Mintz” has become a household name.
@ 10 – she’s better than that! Maybe Peter North.
1. If any of us Great Unwashed was busted driving on a suspended license, we’d go to jail.
2. Paris, Jessica Simpson, and Posh Spice should have a sunless-tan-off. It’ll be an Orange-strava-Ganza!
Hey Paris, Having your boobies out doesn’t count as turning your headlights on.
Why the hell isn’t she in jail? I mean I know why but that sucks.
Is she STILL driving in the same car?In the meanwhile i bought myself already a next Camry.It’s a really good one this time because the car-salesman told me it was only driven before by an old age woman.
@15: She sucks. And swallows. That’s why she’s not in jail.
LOL @ 13
A small point: Paris apparently got hooked up not by the LAPD, but by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. LAPD still wears those Navy blue uniforms that I remember from the days of “Adam-12,” when poor Paris would definitely have been let go due to her family money. Nice to see things have changed.
That isn’t LAPD…that is LA County Sheriff’s towing her sorry ass. If it was LAPD you would expect a lot more brass, and even the Mayor showing up for a press conference.
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