Paris Hilton’s acting career seems to persevere against all odds as she announced she’s starring in an upcoming episode of Showtime’s lesbian drama The L Word. Us Magazine reports:
“Once the strike is over, we are going to start talks, but I am definitely shooting it,” she told Usmagazine.com at the L.A. premiere of her comedy, The Hottie and the Nottie.
So will she play gay for pay?
“I don’t know yet,” she said.
Possible episode titles:
“Lunch at the Crusty Y”
Wait. One second. *vomits* Okay, you know what? Scratch that list. Seriously, I need to think before I blog. Hey, there’s my car keys…
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Do we have to send e-mails to the publishers of “The Superficial” to stop running stories on this phony? What has to happen?
Nothing keeps old wonky eye down does it? I’d sure like to try though — keeping her down at the bottom of a river with some concrete boots.
Do we have to send e-mails to the publishers of “The Superficial” to stop running stories on this phony? What has to happen?
I don’t watch the L Word. I’m not big on the whole lesbian thing. I love Queer as Folk, but not the L Word. ANYWAYS; why would they want her anyway? Her vagina is probably a deathtrap and she’s orange..and her eyelid is like lazy and shit. How can anyone find her attractive?
What has the world come to?!
Just look at that paste around her neck, it is obvious that she has nothing left in the bank. I’ve seen better fake jewels at the Dollar Store. Poor, poor, poor Paris.
wow, she’s got the super wonky eye going on in these!
her tan looks like a small child colored her in with an orange crayon… and poorly.
this is only because shes been hanging out with kate moenning. the 8th picture is fucking hilarious.
Oh, Hell, NO!
@9
Fucking awesome. We need some more.
I recall way back when Fish had a line about Paris and some other chick having lesbian sex, and described it as “a praying mantis mounting a Barbie doll.” We need a title based on that.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYE.
jesus christ.
#60 – you stole the very words from my mouth. Marry me!
picture 7: that ol’ wonk-eye’s got a bigger package than me, and boy am i jealous…
Damn, she is aging quickly…..
i didn’t know you could have camel toe in a dress… this may be her biggest accomplishment yet
i do believe that just about everyone hates paris.
holy shit she gets more and more mannish with every passing day…i’m waiting for the beard and moustache to grow in
Nice penis Paris.
(For destruction of your corneas: See photo 7.)
They should call the fuckin’ show The “C” Word…
paris hilton is so drop dead gorgeous!
When did she start looking like such a fugly dude? She’s slowly morphing into a really unattractive drag queen.
How does the media not discuss her DISGUSTING LAZY EYE more often? How is this woman deemed attractive? Ugh.
She looks like a gawky Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars. From the stupid pink dress and the unflattering hairdo to the giant square head with an overly prominent jawline. They both inspire an equal amount of hatred everywhere they go.
ok, so is it just me or in every picture of paris one eye looks completely normal and the other one looks like it has down syndrome
She is so gross and ugly. Look at that wonky eye hahahahaa
I won’t even comment on her…. that would be a waste of perfectly good typing skillz. I just want to tell FISH that I check in here several times a day (yes, I am a sorry excuse for a human being) because I love your abs. But sometimes Celebslam beats you to the punch, you know?
Get your save Britney t-shirts
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SAVE BRITNEY
Look closely at picture three: no ass!
Wow, from the front Paris looks like a normal human being – except for the hideous stroke-eye. From the side, no ass!
What happened with the left eye of Paris???? I saw the last picture of her and I think that something is not right…. mmmmmmm
Someone should check her left handed grip, she could have a bell’s palsy.
#72 – She really does look like Gwyneth here when she won the Academy Award. There are even more similarities: flat chests, huge feet, weak chins, over processed hair. Both came from privileged backgrounds, lived in LA and later went to prep schools in New York where they both got horrible grades. Paris knew better than to try to get into a good college. Gwyneth tried and was rejected until she finally got into UCSB only after Michael Douglas wrote her a recommendation letter. Of course she flunked out after one semester.
She isn’t going to age well. You can already see it. Think Betty Davis. Unless she has better plastic surgery than that hag that dows the Geico commercials (her name escpaes me at the moment….)
That wonky eye, the hook nose, *shudder*
Paint her green, dress her in black and she’s the Wicked Witch of the West!Where is Jamie Lynn when you need her to play Dorothy?
She thinks she’s channeling Grace Kelly. Aren’t there better makeup tricks for wonky eyes than putting glitter on it, an eye patch perhaps.
who the fuck even likes her
She’s appears to be very genuine and down-to-earth, I wouldn’t expect to see from someone who comes from a background such as hers. It’s said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (MillMatch dot com) She received lots of contacts.
OHHHHH, orange and pink! Pretty!
Dude, am I the only one who noticed she has a frickin’ PENIS in this picture?
how damn orange can one get? she been chompin’ on carrots?
Dude, am I the only one who noticed she has a frickin’ PENIS in this picture?
oh lordy lord, i see it too. thanks for pointing it out…i have to go puke now.
“Paris could you please stop winking at the camera for a minute”?
“What’s that? Oh sorry I didn’t know…”
“Pls. stop crying…”
Look at the third photo in the second row. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear shes packing. Know what I mean?
Yikes. Not that I ever thought of Paris as being an attractive looking person to begin with, but jeez. This is the first time I think I’ve ever seen her actually looking old… aged… AND WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE EYE.
Does Paris have AIDS yet?
Does Paris have AIDS yet?
Oh wow. Those pictures are great. It’s like Barbie’s wonky-eyed cousin Lurch Hilton escaped and tromped down some red carpet. Is it just me, or can you see her penis in the 7th pic?
What a fucking useless whore. But I guess it’s our fault taking photos and getting her fucking worthless autograph might as well wipe your ass with it. What is her purpose in life.
I do like the dress though
Ladies and Gentlemen,
thats what happen when your life is only about make-up, sex tapes, and dressing up like a $2 hooker..LOL
Wonk eye, hook nose, clown feet, small penis. Nasty!
fucking dykes must die!!!
paris is an ugly whore so she will make a perfect female fucking faggot, lesbians should be rounded up and shot (in the head)
poofter paris munch much much your way to hell you gay bitch