Paris Hilton’s acting career seems to persevere against all odds as she announced she’s starring in an upcoming episode of Showtime’s lesbian drama The L Word. Us Magazine reports:
“Once the strike is over, we are going to start talks, but I am definitely shooting it,” she told Usmagazine.com at the L.A. premiere of her comedy, The Hottie and the Nottie.
So will she play gay for pay?
“I don’t know yet,” she said.
Possible episode titles:
“Lunch at the Crusty Y”
Wait. One second. *vomits* Okay, you know what? Scratch that list. Seriously, I need to think before I blog. Hey, there’s my car keys…
Photos: Getty Images
jordan | February 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
jordan is number 1
Jordan | February 5, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I really like to eat humbows
Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation | February 5, 2008 at 2:52 pm
That picture sure lets you know just what an ugly assed old hag she’s going to be in 20 years
em | February 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i don’t know who ever told her that she has talent, but they need to be shot.
Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation | February 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
DAMN !!
I thought Leona Helmsley died !!
FRIST!!! | February 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That picture is freaking Hilarious!!! They both look like drunken sewer rats. What’s with the sour puss’? Did someone just show them a mirror?
Ok, it’s lunch now..
D. Richards (Saint.) | February 5, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Paris is ‘shooting’ it? The episode? It’s up to her; she’s the producer; the director? What an arrogant skizz.
Oh, what’s that? Paris is going to shoot ben-wa balls from her flapper? That makes sense.
Sid | February 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm
…and after Paris licked the girl’s pussy, 50 Cent told her to get the fuck off the stage. That was the best part.
Pancho | February 5, 2008 at 3:07 pm
“The Wonky Pussy”
“I Had No Idea Her Toes Were That Long”
“My Tongue Is Burning”
“It Was The Only Way To Shut Her Up”
“She Said I Tasted Like Jail”
justlikehoney1 | February 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm
“Who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!?!?!?”
-Luda (and me)
McLoven | February 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
@7 D Richards, Have you ever seen them shoot darts?? That is pretty cool..
deaconjones | February 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I guarantee Elisha Cuthbert comes out of the closet soon…..on weeeeed
Mr Vastad | February 5, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Lunch at the Crusty Y?
(eyes bulge)(complexion turns green)
Please….please don’t make me give up one of the best things about sex by making me associate it with Paris Hilton…
FRIST!!! | February 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Can I get your phone number?
Auntie Kryst | February 5, 2008 at 3:46 pm
That’s taut.
McLoven | February 5, 2008 at 3:53 pm
You want my phone number FRIST?
D. Richards (Meaningless.) | February 5, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Frist. You don’t want my number. I’m just as horrible in person and my dick is soft more than hard.
Famous Plastic | February 5, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Damn, Paris is looking haggard. I guess partying and dancing on tables is hard work…
FRIST!!! | February 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I was talking to 13, but sure
boboani | February 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Paris is so attractive. It’s said she has dated a very wealthy businessman on the celebrity and millionaire dating site named “S earchingMillionaire.com”.
Not sure if it is true..
BunnyButt | February 5, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Jordan, you seem more like number 2 to me …
causeyourhot.com | February 5, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Get your save Britney t-shirt
causeyourhot.com
SAVE BRITNEY
digitaldevil | February 5, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I see why Paris tries to pose with just the one side of her face. Her eye is so lazy it makes ME sleepy.
ToeKnee | February 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Will someone please tell that orange glob to break down and get plastic surgury on that eye. SHE’S NOT WINKING. While she’s under, they should shave some of that six inch nose off. Lay off the Tang Paris. Orange isnt hott.
JANE | February 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Uhhhhh is it just me or am I the only one who noticed Paris’ package in the second last pic! The truth is out! Shes a man, makes sense why her hands and feet are so big
JANE | February 5, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Uhhhhh is it just me or am I the only one who noticed Paris’ package in the second last pic! The truth is out! Shes a man, makes sense why her hands and feet are so big
JANE | February 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Sorry I meant the 7th pic
JANE | February 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Sorry I meant the 7th pic
hnb | February 5, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Seriously….I don’t understand. Does she have a lazy eye lid? And if so, can’t you fix that with a jagillion dollars?
webelowwear . com
barack obama | February 5, 2008 at 4:55 pm
dude, she’s gorgeous. Most prettiest woman alive. i love her, she helps ppl, and you should love her too. vote for me
Jimbo | February 5, 2008 at 5:00 pm
How would you know if you had just skeeted in her left eye?
mi | February 5, 2008 at 5:00 pm
What happened to your nasty article about Britney Fish-Head.
Somebody make you take it down you LOSER?!
Cap'n Pickles | February 5, 2008 at 5:02 pm
She’s not “starring” in an episode. It’s a geust shot. It’s going to be a scene at the tennis court.
Paris will play tennis ball machine.
McLoven | February 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm
On the L word do they show them going down town and everything? I just might have to get Showtime..
Lexoka | February 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Why, why, why would The L Word want P. Hilton???
har | February 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm
nice mound.
parisisadude | February 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm
she has big nasty man hands.
McLoven | February 5, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@35 There plan is to get a bunch of really butchy dikes to gang bang her.
Kim | February 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I get it! The “L Word” is “Lazyeye”.
Tim | February 5, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“On the L word do they show them going down town and everything? I just might have to get Showtime..”
No. It’s a show about women in relationships with women, so all they do is talk about their relationships. You’ll want to get Showtime…blocked.
chenush | February 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm
god that eye thing she have is annoying… poor paris.
chenush | February 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I dont understand her body, she is like, totaly shapeless, weird…
Leela | February 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm
you mean she’ll be here in Van to film it? Will I have to gouge out my eyes…I already have to try and get my image removed from the repeats knowing she might share the same set……ew
Leela | February 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm
you mean she’ll be here in Van to film it? Will I have to gouge out my eyes…I already have to try and get my image removed from the repeats knowing she might share the same set……ew
Lowlands | February 5, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Like usually people are hanging on her cameltoe,i mean lips.Because she looks astonishing,like usually.She could walk in with this outfit any time on the annual Vienna Ball.What would excite her very much.I hope the mayor of Vienna reads this.
FreeJose | February 5, 2008 at 6:14 pm
In another month her left eyelid with have drooped completely shut. Creepy.
turdo | February 5, 2008 at 6:15 pm
crap she’s ugly.
Mick | February 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I just canceled my subscription to showtime.
shanipie | February 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
WTF!!!!!!
Paris, Get Your Fucking Eye Fixed!
Got’Damn
awesome111person | February 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm
why was the most recent post about britney deleted?