#129 oh fuck – no its not. For chrissake, the girl has some money. Small price to pay. Besides, she’ll be making more with this whole sorry tale.
The more I think of it, this had to be a real Carrie covered in blood moment for Paris. How great is it that she would be in a room with a couple thousand people who laugh their asses off when they hear Paris Hilton is going to jail? Thank God she doesn’t possess telekinesis.
sarah silverman is so funny, but i did feel slightly bad for paris. i mean, if everyone in the entire room was laughing at my expense, i’d feel pretty bad about it too. but she had to expect it before she went there. how could she not? she’s paris hilton. and she’s going to jail. why would jokes be made? hmmm. (<– sarcasm? yeah.) yay sarah.
Apology to Sheva…but if you have read some of these whiny, self-righteous, Parasite supporters posts, you see that some of them are saying these things in all seriousness. I find this unbelievable…But, I am beginning to think she has her PR team in overdrive to try to sway public opinion and gain sympathy. If you deleted all the PR posts, I wonder how many supporters would be left. My guess is only a hand full.
wowww. i dont like paris, and i dont hate her but that was SOOO fucked up….she didnt deserve the whole room to cheer. i dont care what no one says, no one deserves that.
ROFL! I can’t believe she did that to her face. I don’t think Kathy Griffin even does that.
And #34… no we don’t all have sex tapes because there’s such a thing as having enough common sense to NOT do things on camera that you don’t want everybody to see. And we’re not all cokeheads either.
that was totally awesome..man!was I laughing in total amusement..poor skank going to jail for being a moron..Sarah Silverman u rock girl!!Eva Mendez and Jack Nicholson Laughing? man that was GOLD!!!bout time someone say it right to her face!! remember kimberly stewart? motorbike ran afoul right in front of the paparazzi..hilarious and sooo funny..come to think of it IT MADE my DAY!!
Neither Paris nor Sarah matter at all in the world. It’s one blank face making fun of another.
Cheers for misery. Like anyone else who breaks the law, you get punished for getting caught. Suck it up.
Someone said that we’re just jealous of Paris. I can’t speak for you, but I can speak for myself, and I would choose to be me over her anyday. Money is not everything.
I’d rather have self respect, which is something she clearly doesn’t have. She made a sex tape that she profited from, and any of you that thinks that was “leaked” or an “accident” must be unaware of the fact that she bragged about how much money she made from it.
I don’t know about you, but if someone leaked a video of me giving head, I’d be furious and someone would be in jail. My self respect has no price tag.
Not to mention that she’s gotten a DUI and her license was suspended, yet she continued to drive anyway. Uh hello? Hire a driver! I don’t get it! Will it take her killing someone before she actually feels sorry for her actions?
And let’s not forget her racist rants she’s made on video numerous times.
It’s just sad that there are parents out there that actually think she’s a good role model for their kids. If they do truly think that, then those kids have no chance. What happened to the days of self respect and just being a girl? Now you have to be a whore before you can get noticed?
If she thinks it’s ok to market herself as a careless dimwitted slut, then she shouldn’t get mad when someone calls her out on it.
So disgusting. So American.
I’m not jealous of someone who has herpes. Period.
Man, I have admit, Sarah makes my penis rise. It’s just something about that jet-black hair, brown eyes, firm body, and the potty-mouth… Mmmmm, yummy… And then I think about her and Jimmy Kimmel and it all shrivels up in disgust. Oh well, I’d still have at it if given the opportunity.
And no, I don’t feel bad for skank. Her and her little network of sleaze deserve all the humiliation they can get. Christ it’s so annoying constanly hearing about these crack-ho’s!
Yo can bas mouth Paris Hilton all you want, but i’ll be damned if I’ll sit quietly by and listen to all you pampered, ineffectual, over-supervised emo fucks bad mouth the time honored tradition of drunk driving. Drunk driving is not a crime, it is a sport, a calling, and for some, like myself, a way of life. If you haven’t ever been drunk driving then you, quite simply, do not drink nearly enough; and for that, I am truly sorry.
Drunk driving, like any other worthwhile skill, can be developed and honed nearly endlessly. I have been drunk driving literally tens of thousands of times and I feel as if I have only scratched the surface of the possibilities of this magnificent art form. Yet, in all my practice sessions, I have yet to get pulled over even once and have never hit anyone or wrecked a vehicle. How is this possible if drunk driving is the horrible scourge that all of you have been told it is? Quite simply my mush brained friend…you have been LIED to. Drunk driving is a fine and noble undertaking and well worth your time and effort to master. Drink my friends drink like it’s your last day on earth and then, when you are good and drunk, get in your effing car and drive!
Who the hell are all these morons defending Paris? Shut the fuck up! Paris isn’t even a person so how are we enjoying a person’s misery? Fuck Paris. She is FINALLY getting what she deserves. I wish that bitch had broken down and cried and then everyone had thrown trash at her. When will she realize the world hates her stinking guts? Thank god for Sarah Silverman!
Jessica #132! you again! shut the fuck up you dumb fat bitch, go to a paris fan site, and get the fuck out of this forum this is a nota fan site, but then again your stupid redneck ass probably didnt know the difference.
hahahahaha poor paris :):(
Sarah Silverman is an ugly jew bitch. What a cheap shot. Very unimanginative Sarah Silverjew.
Um I think everybody forgets that this is the same girl that badmouths and hates Jews, Hispanics, Blacks, asians, etc. and doesn’t mind letting the rest of the world know. The same girl that treats the rest of the world like shit because she thinks shes better. Everyone forgets that and when shit like this happens all of a sudden its “why are they so mean to paris?” why dont you look back and find out instead of flap your gums like the dumbass you are
SHE DESERVES A PUNISHMENT!!!!! BUT THAT JOKE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those who make fun of Paris because she was maybe going to cry are morons. I don’t know much people who wouldn’t feel bad if a room full of loosers who worth like 10$ were laughing at him or her. C’mon maybe Paris is stupid but humiliating her in front of tones of people is the lowest thing you can do to someone…
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