Paris Hilton gets pwned by Sarah Silverman

June 4th, 2007 // 380 Comments

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  1. woodhorse

    LOWLANDS: totally agree with you and your hotness abides. However, I am pretty sure jawas only sell robots. While Silverman’s delivery was rather robotic, she appears to be a version of a human.

  2. Kate

    I am honestly very startled that there are so many Paris defenders here. Sometimes I can’t even read through all the comments here becuase what they say is so crude and violent and then one person says something about her going to jail in public and it’s just terrible? Is it supposed to be different becuase she was in a room full of people?

    Silverman was just saying what everyone else was thinking–that if you are a whore and a dangerous person you get called on it. Boo hoo. She deserved it a thousand times over. I can’t believe there are people out there who don’t think she invited this towards herself–she should have been in jail long before now and it is unthinkable that anyone could say otherwise to me.

  3. HonestAbe

    To #196

    Its called sarcasm, you retard. It was written in response to all of the ridiculous anti-semitic comments that were posted by other people earlier today. If you think I was being serious then you are almost as big of a moron as Paris. Do you have to wear a helmut before you go outdoors?

  4. K

    #195 ‘This is totally not funny!!!
    Seriously, she is in the place…you must be a little bit respectful !
    She did nothing wrong to the rest of the world, except being herself and according to me, it is not a good reason. I’m not telling you this because i love Paris Hilton but because it was too much!! I feel sad for her!’

    Uhm, what? I just have to wonder, are you serious? So if I go around murdering people because I’m just being myself, it’s ok? Just like driving drunk and with a suspended licence is totally cool? Right.

    How could I forget.

  5. Claudia

    I can’t beleive people defend Paris… She is a walking marketing campaign people! Wake up! Stop trying to be like her, stop idolizing her! Stop defending her! I just lost a good friend to a drunk driver. I can’t honestly beleive that people think she is being picked on. Come on! She thinks she is above the law and that’s why she is in jail. She was irresponsible. That’s all. End of story. She has to be held accountable for her actions. Porn movies, drunk driving, etc, etc, etc. She may be getting picked on right now but it’s not different than anyone else in the limelight. It’s her turn now. It’ll be someone else’s turn later. It’s part of being a celebrity. She signed on for it willingly. She does not need defending. Please! If you need to defend something so badly, look for a REAL cause and defend it! Wake up!

  6. Superevil

    I like how everyone is talking shit about Sarah calling her a jew or any other variable of the word but in the same breath defend Paris who is known for being a racist cunt. Come up with something a little more creative, oh and 150 go fuck yourself, it wouldnt be any different in any other place in the world.

  7. Leah

    I thought that was rude.

  8. Johm

    WOW. sarahs a biznitch

  9. Anon

    #205

    Strongly seconded! I bet there are plenty of people here who have known/lost someone to a drunk driver-and then they complain when someone calls her out on it? When she finally gets what is coming to her?

    Some people need to get a clue-maybe silverman hurt her feelings, but it’s a far sight better than actually putting people in danger. Which she is–drunk or not. Driving or not. Stand downwind and you’ll get crabs.

  10. Ally

    #195…
    “she did nothing wrong to the rest of the world”? Really? Try telling that to someone who has lost a loved one to idiots who decide to get behind the wheel while drunk.

    Paris deserved every second of that. She had to have seen it coming. Drunk driving causes so many deaths in this country, it’s ridiculous. I hope this is a wake up call for all of the dumbass celebrities who think they can get away with this.

    Paris Hilton is an insult to humanity.

  11. Bebe

    wow… Sarah Silverman shouldn’t embarrass paris in front of that many people..
    there’s karma.. we’ll just have to wait until the day she gets humiliated twice as much as she did to others..
    even though, i don’t like paris that much but sarah has like no right to humiliate her in front of this huge audience..

  12. Mel

    Paris does deserve to be in prison, who does she think she is anyway? Maybe this will shrink her big head a little, although I doubt it. On the other hand who is Sarah Silverman to say stuff about Paris, she sucks!!!!!

  13. Mel

    Hi, Hi, that’s right honey! Love you!

  14. $10 says that’s vodka in Jack Nicholson’s “water” bottle. Wooo!

  15. Deferment Fairy

    For all of you that are bashing the people that are enjoying Paris’ punishment…go to a different website. Why do you think the Fish was created? So we, the normal people, can entertain ourselves with celebrity gossip, and subsequently laugh at those who get their just desserts.

  16. Silver

    I loved it! It’s about time someone gave her a good talking to! If she can go throwing racial epithets around, then the world can make jokes about her sucking penises.
    Ain’t karma a bitch?

  17. no1justminda

    Oh shut up, Paris deserved it. Tee hee.

  18. j9

    that was so mean and anyone who is laughing needs to check themselves. you all deserve to go to hell.

  19. Josie

    You guys are just jealous of Paris. All of you wish you were as hot, blonde and rich as her. If I were as rich as Paris, I’d look down on all the simple people in the world too. Paris is the best! I only hope one day I can be in prison, just like her!

  20. Jeesh

    #6 – pretty sure it’s pwned – “taken over by exploitation of a vulnerability.”

  21. pati

    this girl is a bitch, it was sort of funny, but not in Paris fu…ing face

    I just don’t think that’s right

  22. Gerald Tarrant

    Paris didn’t get the joke. She just sat there and chuckled along because she recognized her name in whatever was being said.

  23. DBR96A

    There’s a difference between trashing people for what they do, and trashing people for who they are. We’re trashing Paris Hilton for what she does. The anti-Semites on this board trash Sarah Silverman for who she is. The former is acceptable; the latter is not.

    On that note, Paris Hilton had it coming, and (finally) got what she deserved.

  24. Deferment Fairy

    @218……So, uh, drunk driving is okay with you? Don’t you think Paris needs to go to hell? I think that publicly making a fool out of someone who drove drunk is just terrific. Whether it’s Paris or not. The fact that she’s a self-centered attention whore makes it even better.

  25. DBR96A

    #219: Personally, I think Sarah Silverman is better-looking than Paris Hilton. I’ve always been more attracted to ladies with dark features (i.e. brown or black hair, brown eyes, naturally tan complexion). For the record, I’m a fair-skinned, blue-eyed guy with blonde hair, so please don’t assume that only “dark” guys would be attracted to “dark” ladies. Also, you better rethink what you just typed, as it could very easily be interpreted as a bigoted comment (i.e. blonde = pretty; not blonde = simple).

    Have you ever heard the saying “money can’t buy class”? Paris Hilton and her ilk are the ultimate manifestations of such a statement.

  26. DBR96A

    #219: Upon re-reading your post (I originally stopped after the “simple” comment), I take back my previous post. Please forgive my error. *lol*

    (NOTE TO SELF: Read entire post before considering a rebuttal.)

  27. mrbone

    fuck her in the ass with a crowbar, that’s the only way she’s gonna learn

  28. StoneRose

    if a MAN said that joke, you’d be all over it 100% but because its a woman who said it, some of yous are getting all “Aw, why’d the nice lady say something mean about that pretty lady?” Gawd. This is mean girls to the max. Paris is fair game and Sarah is the one who speared her. Bravo. Its about time.

  29. star69

    Let me just start with this:
    In a time like this bitch (Parasite Hilton) should really be laying low for a while and stay out of the media eyes and attention and maybe this humiliating event would have been avoided. But she doesn’t know what laying low entails or couldn’t give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. If she stayed at home more, went out less (better yet, not at all for at least a few months) until all this is over would have helped bigtime.
    The problem with her mainly is that people are sick and tired of seeing here in every single magazine, newspaper, news (even CNN headlines day in and day out, which made me lose respect for this once respectable news agency) on television, movies and everytime I go out anywhere, she’s fucking there.
    People like me are so sick of hearing her name, seeing her face and listening to that annoying voice ALL THE TIME that we have nothing good to say about her anymore. We just want her to GO THE FCUK AWAY!
    Anything to make her go away is fair game to me.
    I don’t think what happened to her at the MTV awards was cool, but you see, people…including celebs that I know personally are fed up with seeing here everywhere.
    She’s like a virus…everywhere….all the time.
    It amazes me that she has the time and the energy to be in so many places, all made up by professional make up artists and hair stylists probably the second she wakes up.
    That is impressive.
    But her face and her persona are and have been OLD news for years now and she really needs to take it easy, go travel to faraway places like the Himalayas or become a hermit and stay at home with the curtains drawn so no one sees her, till the media tires of waiting for her and moves on to stalking someone else.
    But she’s too good of a business woman that she realizes if she stops being in the spotlight, she won’t get any work or attention (being a skank and a no talent with the brain of a 4 yr old) and she can’t risk that.
    The reason Paris got humiliated that night is because she put herself out there. Again and again. And will so for the rest of her priveleged and ignorant life.
    We’ll never get rid of her because she’s a bad parasite that will not go away.
    Btw. she had a news conference the other day and adressed her fans….I kid you not she actually has or believes in her mind that she does….FANS!! She said that her “fans” have been so supportive of her through these hard times…
    While you all luagh at her or feel sorry for her, this idiot thinks she has a gazillion fans and she’s this popular movie star who’s won awards and nominations etc.
    She doesn’t see herself as the herpes skank that she is, who has no business being in these award shows in the first place.
    People who gave her an invitation should be shot.
    So should the makers of Simple Life.

  30. star69

    Let me just start with this:
    In a time like this bitch (Parasite Hilton) should really be laying low for a while and stay out of the media eyes and attention and maybe this humiliating event would have been avoided. But she doesn’t know what laying low entails or couldn’t give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. If she stayed at home more, went out less (better yet, not at all for at least a few months) until all this is over would have helped bigtime.
    The problem with her mainly is that people are sick and tired of seeing here in every single magazine, newspaper, news (even CNN headlines day in and day out, which made me lose respect for this once respectable news agency) on television, movies and everytime I go out anywhere, she’s fucking there.
    People like me are so sick of hearing her name, seeing her face and listening to that annoying voice ALL THE TIME that we have nothing good to say about her anymore. We just want her to GO THE FCUK AWAY!
    Anything to make her go away is fair game to me.
    I don’t think what happened to her at the MTV awards was cool, but you see, people…including celebs that I know personally are fed up with seeing here everywhere.
    She’s like a virus…everywhere….all the time.
    It amazes me that she has the time and the energy to be in so many places, all made up by professional make up artists and hair stylists probably the second she wakes up.
    That is impressive.
    But her face and her persona are and have been OLD news for years now and she really needs to take it easy, go travel to faraway places like the Himalayas or become a hermit and stay at home with the curtains drawn so no one sees her, till the media tires of waiting for her and moves on to stalking someone else.
    But she’s too good of a business woman that she realizes if she stops being in the spotlight, she won’t get any work or attention (being a skank and a no talent with the brain of a 4 yr old) and she can’t risk that.
    The reason Paris got humiliated that night is because she put herself out there. Again and again. And will so for the rest of her priveleged and ignorant life.
    We’ll never get rid of her because she’s a bad parasite that will not go away.
    Btw. she had a news conference the other day and adressed her fans….I kid you not she actually has or believes in her mind that she does….FANS!! She said that her “fans” have been so supportive of her through these hard times…
    While you all luagh at her or feel sorry for her, this idiot thinks she has a gazillion fans and she’s this popular movie star who’s won awards and nominations etc.
    She doesn’t see herself as the herpes skank that she is, who has no business being in these award shows in the first place.
    People who gave her an invitation should be shot.
    So should the makers of Simple Life.

  31. Skip Smith

    >>”We’re trashing Paris Hilton for what she does. The anti-Semites on this board trash Sarah Silverman for who she is. The former is acceptable; the latter is not.”

    Shut up Jew.

  32. star69

    Sorry for the double post. Something up with the server me thinks.

  33. i’ll admit that i laughed, but it was pretty harsh. also a complete double standard. she may not be the kindest or most impressive human being, but if she were a guy, no one would be talking about how much cun&*^(%$$)^ he was engaging in. it would be a non-issue.

  34. Larry Bernard

    #85:
    This is why I hate Paris Hilton
    She is unattractive, yet inexplicablly lots of men have sex with her
    Based on public and private comments (and her own video taped antics) “stupid Spoiled whore” describes her personality. Yet she gets TV coverage and a record deal

    she has no talent yet she has a TV and record deal

    I hate her because she gets these things for no real reason

  35. dirtchicken

    Jealous hairy-armed heeb !

  36. aine

    bitch..

  37. Kamiki

    do all these Paris lovers on this posting realise they just made me hate her even more than ever for their fawning leave our pretty Parisite alone attitudes!
    Shes getting her come uppance – finally think of this as a learning vurve for this hideous hag.

  38. psh

    Sarah Silverman isn’t funny. The joke here is not about penis bars. All she did was say Paris is going to jail and everybody applauded. That was the funny part. And nobody can help that, it’s a natural reaction. If you were there you would’ve applauded too.

  39. Borsheat

    HAHAHAAHAHA I love it
    Sarah you are my hero. Thanks for calling that dirty whore out

  40. Julie

    Sarah silverman is the world’s biggest and ugliest lesbian.

  41. liv

    oh please, of course she deserves it. she deserves worse. she brings it upon herself with the fucking stupid things she does and the fact that shes a spoiled whore. if you act like she does, youre gonna get negative attention. i have zero sympathy for her.

  42. anita

    You know…Im not a real Paris fan..but that joke was just BAD taste! We ALL make mistakes and have low periods of our lives so why the bullshit.

    Paris remained so graceful afterward…I was impressed with her grace… I would have cried…

  43. E diddy

    Schadenfreude. One of the lowest human emotions.

  44. Rabbitgod

    I don’t know why that joke was in bad taste, or why people even say that this comedian went ‘too far’ :P (I think she didn’t go far enough, actually). I don’t understand how anyone can defend Paris; if anything, her money should be taken away and given to poor people :P

  45. B Locs

    hahahahhahahahahahhaha…

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha…
    ahahhahaahh…ahhah…ha….ha.ha…..ahhhahah

    that’s laughs…

  46. go to jail!!!

    she deserves it that dumb sluttttt! i hope she gets her in jail. someone should teach her a lesson and kick her a$$

  47. dara

    Sarah sivelman is an anti sempetic bitch
    there is a difference between being funny and being vulgar and mulicious. I find drunk driving to be a selfish and repulsive act however nobody has the right to call someone a whore to thier face in front the entire nation. While I do think that Paris Hilton deserves to go to jail and has done some pretty bad things in her past, she nor does anybody ever deserve to be talked about in such a crude manor.

  48. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Yes, E diddy, I agree, schadenfreude, is one of the few emotions that Parisite displays genuinely and unrehearsed. Thanks for pointing that out!

  49. Maria

    I’m not a fan of Paris Hilton but what Sarah Silverman did was unacceptable and quite frankly not funny. Although Paris is by no doubt disgusting that was really low. I’m really surprised that they allowed that. It’s one thing to crack jokes at people but to intend on humiliating them thats really not cool especially when they can’t even defend themselves. no matter who it is, that was just wrong.

  50. G

    that was hot!

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