The billionaire founder of Virgin, Richard Branson, threw a Mad Hatter-themed birthday party for his son on Saturday and invited Paris Hilton to attend. According to the Daily Mail she agreed and wanted to dress as Alice in Wonderland so she’d be the center of attention, but when Branson found out he secretly ordered all 60 of his waitresses to dress as Alice, even pushing the prank further by deliberately mistaking her for one of the staff and asking her to get him a drink.
The bash was attended by the U.K.’s A-list, with such guests as Princes William and Harry, Kate Moss, and Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. “It was one hell of a party,” a source told the Mirror. “Paris found herself looking more like Tweedledum as she was surrounded by dozens of other Alices.” But perhaps the prank’s on Branson. Hilton’s rep tells The Scoop that “to the best of my knowledge” the heiress wasn’t even at the party.
Somebody definitely got X Punk’d here, I just can’t figure out who. Either Paris Hilton for the obvious, or Richard Branson for pretending to not recognize the wrong person. Considering one is the hugely successful founder of Virgin Records and the other cries when she can’t get into fancy clubs, I’m just going to assume it’s Paris and continue laughing sophisticatedly as I sip this delicious martini. And by delicious martini I mean my used cereal milk.
NOTE: Richard Branson, if you’re reading this please adopt me. I’m well behaved and I may or may not carry the secret to eternal life with me.
#49: “to bad what with the huge tunnel that leads into Paris”
double entendre? Sounds like Paris’s vagina.
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OSTRICH!
EVERYONE! QUICK! OSTRACIZE HER!
Lol #21 I had to google what labia was (ain’t English). Now I know ;)
I’m just glad this is finally happening. Over here media still suck her cl**. F.e. at the Miss Belgium TV show they asked EVERY blonde contestant if they get compared with Paris.. Like they wanna?!
Questions back could be
Do I have a lazy eye? Am I a FAKE blonde? Do I have masculine cheekbones? Do I have herpes? Do I have a foot size 9? Do I act like sluth? Does my BF looks like an oversized French frie?
And so on
#45 – Amen. But she prefers to be called Dirtbag damnYELL.
What’s with the jumping in people’s shit that hadn’t even posted anything yet? Is damnYELL just looking to get trashed?
#55 – Dirtbag damnYELL is desperately trying to find an identity here. Tucker and SJ got the hint, but this idiot’s to fucking dumb. She’ll have another mea culpa soon, and it’ll sound something like this:
“255. Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 1:48 PM
#252. I’m not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You’re right, I shouldn’t talk about other people that I don’t even know. It’s just that I’ve experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.
Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.
I didn’t mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.”
As you can see, the ritalin wore off a few days ago. SOMEONE GET ME A MEDIC!!!
#56 – forget the ritalin. if that’s what the problem is, she needs to be on thorazine. I read the stuff with Tucker – talk about a person severly in need of an IQ implant…. ugh.
*oops typo – should be severely. :)
#51 – In the immortal words of Mike Aisner (per Family Guy)
“Thank you Ted, that was the joke….”
:)
I love this man
Both are very bad frauds. Paris Hilton’s true name is Sarah Harris (and she is from England not U.S.A.). And Richard Branson’s true name is Harold Branson. Sarah Harris (alias Paris Hilton) is the 1,282nd member of Harold Branson’s international crime ring. She can not pass a lie detector test if claiming to be solvent (or Paris Hilton!) And he can not pass a lie detector test if claiming to be founder/part owner of Virgin or solvent in any way!
she’s staying celibate for a year until all the scabs heal
that’s hilarious!