Guerilla artist Banksy tampered with 500 copies of Paris Hilton’s debut album across 48 record shops in the UK by replacing the CD with his own remixes featuring such titles as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? as well as swapping out her picture on the CD sleeve with one of her topless and with a dog’s head. I had a similar plan, except mine consisted of 1) acquiring a giant bag of dog feces 2) gathering up all of Paris Hilton’s CD’s and 3) going to her house and shooting her in the face with a bazooka. Actually I made up steps one and two just now because I thought you wouldn’t take me seriously if my plan only had one step. But three steps? Now that’s a respectable scheme.
And just cause, here’s Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis swapping diseases outside of Barney’s. It’s hard to tell if they’re kissing or just talking uncomfortably close, but either way somebody’s gonna be needing a trip to the free clinic.
UPDATE: You can check out some shots of the altered CD case here.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | September 4, 2006 at 6:44 am
All I want for Christmas is Paris sucking cock for crack money. Maybe not this year but sometime in the not-so-distant future.
griffmills | September 4, 2006 at 6:44 am
I believe he is the missing link
jane's eyre | September 4, 2006 at 6:55 am
He’s just plain the fugliest fug that was ever fugged on the face of the fuggity fug earth. He looks like an overgrown 10 year old boy with his hair overgreased with daddy’s Groom And Clean and his little boy pasty skin and big thick pink lips.
I’m strangely turned on.
Rimmer | September 4, 2006 at 6:57 am
She’s pregnant. Those bags and that primate are trying to conceal it.
CactusinaSombrero | September 4, 2006 at 7:09 am
Yeah! I said the Banksy story should be on here. Banksy is one of the greatest artists in the world. Tampering with Paris Hilton’s CD beats all the trash in the Tate Modern. Seriously, that stuff is terrible, there are about 3 pieces in there that required any effort at all. Banksy is funny, controvesial, talented and just plain AWESOME. I wish I had one of those CDs.
The ironic thing is, he has probably INCREASED her record sales, as people wanted to buy Banksy’s version.
jamiew | September 4, 2006 at 7:11 am
Look at her phone!!
I cannot believe she is not using this baby:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/26/vertu-constellation-update-aerius-bluetooth-headset/
MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 4, 2006 at 7:11 am
This guy is fat and disgusting. Paris must have that phone superglued to the side of her head. Mind you I think I’d pretend to be doing something else if this ugly dude was trying to kiss me in public.
I want to hear some of these spoof songs that he put in the CD boxes, although I am a little worried that this news may in fact increase her record sales. Those songs can’t be any worse than the ones she’s recorded that’s for sure.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 4, 2006 at 7:13 am
6. Would you stop with the spamming! we don’t wanna buy your crap! (that goes for Paris too, we don’t wanna buy her crap either)
gossipmonger | September 4, 2006 at 7:20 am
The dumb bitch already publicly claimed to use the cell phone to not have to talk to other people, she puts it up to her ear to make it like she’s in a conversation so she can ignore anyone around her…
Besides, like she REALLY has that many friends to keep her on the phone 24/7…
lise12 | September 4, 2006 at 7:53 am
I am in LOVE with what Banksy did. Score one for the artists! Paris needs to stop her career of “Look at Me” and start proving she has something to offer society. If she doesn’t she can get married and start baby farming.
la | September 4, 2006 at 8:32 am
She looks chubby. Chubby for her, not chubby for normal people. Is she pregnant?
outoftown | September 4, 2006 at 8:33 am
I want to make babies with Banksy.
reflight | September 4, 2006 at 8:56 am
Holy shit. She is pregnant.
There’s only one reason to keep your hand on your receptacle’s stomach like that – your paternal feelings toward your hotel magnate son.
Otherwise it just tells your mate “Shit, baby, love the handles.”
MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 4, 2006 at 9:38 am
Come on guys. How can she be pregnant? She’s a virgin who’s only had sex with two people plus also she’s given up sex for a year… I saw it on the telly.
Seriously I’m not sure I can live in a world where Paris Hilton gives birth to a child, it might be time to think about moving to another planet cos the antichrist is a comin’. Where’s Xenu when you really need him?
ToiletDuck | September 4, 2006 at 9:46 am
I doubt is she is pregnant, she is far too vain to let her waistline get that big…besides, she has been practising anal sex for years, which to her is birth control…
reflight | September 4, 2006 at 9:48 am
She’s got a blooper.
He’s paternally stroking said blooper.
She’s got a Barney’s bag the size of Rhode Island.
That trick got old on Will and Grace.
I’m on the next shuttle outta here…
reflight | September 4, 2006 at 10:02 am
Of course, taking the opposite side of the argument – the bags are actually normal size, they just look planet (or at least Pluto) sized next to her. Also, the bulge could just be one of her head-cocked-on-the-rhinestone-cell-phone-since-birth bulging slipped discs horrifically reshaping her petri dis, er abdomen.
Remain Calm.
dupababy | September 4, 2006 at 10:11 am
well you know what they say… vd’s that play together, stay together… hopefully quarantined together.. unless you go to the VdMA’s..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
MissLaVey | September 4, 2006 at 10:16 am
http://gossip.elliottback.com/2006/07/10/paris-hiltons-album-cover/
Here’s pictures of the prank
HolisticWisdomcom | September 4, 2006 at 10:57 am
I don’t usually laugh at people’s hardships, but in the case I have to make an exception. This is just funny.
I wonder if it was a nude shot from her sex tape or just a random picture of her walking around on the red carpet because I have not seen much difference in her style of dress.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
CelebSlam.com | September 4, 2006 at 11:09 am
the prank cd is probably better quality
http://www.celebslam.com
teenage-superbitch | September 4, 2006 at 11:28 am
OMG I LOVE BANKSY!!!
Jake | September 4, 2006 at 12:22 pm
has banksy ever showed his face?
http://wampoon.com/
Pitch A. Tente | September 4, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Two of the ugliest, dirtiest, most dispicable human beings alive have hooked up?
I hope one gives the other AIDS if they both don’t already have it.
shameshame | September 4, 2006 at 12:51 pm
WOW! that is the most awesome thing i’ve read all day! IF you tink about it, it is truly an artistic expression knocking our whole pop culture and resident skank on it’s head.
She’s getting fucked over alot these past two weeks, who wants to come dig a grave with me??
Fuck it, she’s not worth the effort, let’s just throw her into a volcano.
Let us recap:
0.Simple Life ratings are down, because people are bored, and know that everything is staged, despite the E! channel being her cheerleader and being dedicated to her. The most rideculous show ever.
1.Paris Hilton proclaims her celibacy to the world, despite what everyone knows, and what’s more, ugly fatass Brandon Davis moves in.
2.Her album is a total flop, making corporations question her “value”. Kill her.
3.Her attempts at reworking her image are promptly smashed when Cher’s son goes on Howard Stern XM radio and tells the world he disinfected his penis with Tilex after they had sex etc.
4.She shows up at the VMA’s looking uglier than usual, and lacking any style.
5.Demands $650,000 to appear on a talkshow and do nothing and is promptly called out as a joke/dumbass.
6. She is publicly and directly rideculed at the VMA’s (BY MTV!-yeah they made a special place for it and everything-likely because her album flopped etc.) and called out for scheduling her reconcilation with Nicole on Letterman during fall sweeps week. (pointing out she is shameless, idiot publicity whore and “works from the heart.”) Silverman later stated that “I don’t care, the only truly insulting part, I don’t think she got..”
7.Banksy tampers with her albums making her look even worse, all the while making more of an artistic impression than she ever could.
8.She is so ignorant to the fact that people hate her,are sick of her,can’t stand her,know she works hard to seem wealthy, because the only reason she is around is because tabloids need tabloid trash. and people want her to go the fuck away, probably now more than ever.
Sarah-Jean | September 4, 2006 at 1:02 pm
That guy is such an asswipe…
Stillincollege | September 4, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Is it possible for them to both be the most disgusting person alive?
enfilade | September 4, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Couldn’t happen to a nicer skank.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 4, 2006 at 2:01 pm
23. Jake – one website does claim to have his real picture: http://www.briansewell.com/artist/b-artist/banksy/banksy-portrait-revealed.html
although they call him Robin Banks whereas elsewhere he’s called Robert Banks. So I don’t know. Also some people think he may be a photographer called Stephen Lazarides. (It’s not a very attractive picture so I for one hope that’s not him.)
Ems is da Shizz | September 4, 2006 at 2:44 pm
what a downgrade from being dumped by Matt Leinheart, or however you spell his name to this guy who probly has a fortune triple that of Paris but no one cares about him because he’s a fat, ugly douche.
Ems is da Shizz | September 4, 2006 at 2:45 pm
What a downgrade Paris has gone from being dumped by Matt Leinheardt, or however you spell his name to this guy who probly has a fortune triple that of Paris but no one cares about him because he’s a fat, ugly douche. They were meant to be together.
Ems is da Shizz | September 4, 2006 at 2:46 pm
What a downgrade Paris has gone from being dumped by Matt Leinheardt, or however you spell his name to this guy who probly has a fortune triple that of Paris but no one cares about him because he’s a fat, ugly douche. They were meant to be together.
Thatshot | September 4, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Mr. Davis is 100% a homosexual.
Pearly | September 4, 2006 at 7:03 pm
#33 I hope you know what you’re talking about, because I for one will lose my fucking mind if these two boils on the ass of society procreate.
BurnedBright | September 4, 2006 at 11:07 pm
YES!!!
This is just a sliver of bad kharma that is going to be fed to her.
BANKSY IS MY HERO!!
marie-jo | September 5, 2006 at 1:50 am
+ the puffy face.. my money is on the bullimia rumor.
AmberDextrose | September 5, 2006 at 1:50 am
Oh how I wish I lived near on of those stores. I would’ve bought the Banksy version. Now our only chance will be to pay a fortune on ebay. Damn!
People are more likely taking their genuine copies back complaining that they wanted the fake!
SoupaSarah | September 5, 2006 at 3:41 am
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PARIS-HILTON-BANKSY-WHY-AM-I-FAMOUS-CD-ULTRA-RARE_W0QQitemZ150029613605QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1057QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Holy shit, it is
RichPort | September 5, 2006 at 5:24 am
I wonder if Banksy got Scott Storch to help him with some of the remixe. That fucker seems like he suck off a gorilla for the right price. And that Brandon Davis guy always looks like he got bitch smacked repeatedly with a greasy pork chop. I hear showers with soap take care of that shit.
jrzmommy | September 5, 2006 at 6:45 am
the thought of these two having sex is horrific. positively fucking horrific.
billabong021 | September 5, 2006 at 7:48 am
god bless that man *wipes tear from eye*
Malatron | September 10, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I posted the mp3 from the Banksy/Paris album here at my blog if anybody would like to hear it.
HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 8:59 am
that’s great…i would have loved to see a preteenie pop that in and see their face