Paris Hilton gets plastic surgery?

Maybe they’ll accidentally cut off her head.

Clearly she’s having her virginity restored. Sometimes when you have gone as far as you can go, and done all there is to do, the best thing is start over.

She’s having her big, shiny five-head reduced to a normal sized forehead.

If her name was Paris La Quinta or Paris Motel 6 we wouldn’t be so interested…

Paris looks like Big Bird in her yellow sweatsuit trying out for the clan with her red hoodie on her head. The purple pom-pom is to show the surgeons how big she wants her twat to be when the sujury is done.

Does anyone know if she drove her skanky ass there in her new $450,000 Mercerces McLaren?

she’s obviously either:
a) Having an addadictomy she she can screw herself whenever she wants, or
b) She’s having her twat sewn shut so the herpes will stop falling out.

I love Paris, the brunt of stupid, celebrity whore jokes. Long live Paris!

Thank goodness for Paris Hilton. I had no one to make me feel better about myself since Jerry Springer went off the air.

Paris slut patch…
http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/paris-hilton-patch.jpg

Reading about Paris Hilton having plastic surgery is about as interesting as having a rectal exam.

You mean, having an exam on rectals, or you personally having a rectal exam, or watching a rectal exam…gotta be specific..

Damn! Spread the love, people, spread the love!

She’s probably getting a vaginoplasty to tighten her loose lips.

Okay, so she has no a$$, no t!ts and no brain…”A brain, a brain!” I vote for a brain. Being that brains are 90% fat anyway…maybe they can use some of the lipo fat and construct one?

She soooooooooo got her twat “re- virginized”

If I read one more vagina joke I’m gonna read another vagina joke. But yes, she wants a brain, that’s why her ringtone is, “If I Only Had a Brain.” da doo da doo da doooo

Can anyone say “Labia Reduction”?

#3-Hey…what’s wrong with big feet? : ( Tall people have to have big feet to balance properly… : ( Can you tell I’m tall? lol

actually, upon reflection, she looks like Tweetie-Bird. The yellow stretchpants complete the look along with her bug eyes, beak-like nose, and lipless mouth.

#5 and # 54 LOL!!!!

All I gotta say is that her nose is going the way of Michael Jackson, that droop on the end usually means they took too much cartilage out. Can’t wait to see what she does next. My guess is she’ll look something like this…
http://www.reelgay.com/NewFiles/march2002/liza/lizaw.jpgs/lizadavid5.jpg

I would put money on it being a vaginal retighting procedure that she is looking for. Just for fun google “vaginal prolapse” and see how bad lil’ miss Paris’ privates could be.
Too lazy to google:
http://www.danekeclublambs.com/VaginalProlapse.html

while paris hilton is getting her boobs(moisqito bites) done lets hope the surgeons sow her vagina closed before she does another rich male verison of herself who pays her a buck per fuck and we hear the pitter-patter of baby whores running around!

#71…. Why did I clicky? Way way too icky. Now I feel sicky.

I’m so tired of this worthless piece of shit. Why do we even pay attention to her? She’s such a faker. She doesn’t even know how to do anything really…

Well, it’s probably not lipo. I hear she poops all her fat out into her underwear. When she wears it. Otherwise, she just splatters on whoever is standing behind her. That’s hot.

It’s like in my fantasy…

She’s getting her hymen rebuilt. And then she’ll trow a huge party where she’ll auction her new found virginity. And Sylvester Stallone will make the highest bid. And he will pound her ass senseless.

she needs a butt big time….

she needs to get some tits, u cannot cure or fix herpes

to get her vagina tighten? what else?

I think I figgered it out guys. Look at the last photo of the sign- it should read:
“Plastic Surgery & ANTIHAGING”
The “H” fell off. I just hope they find a cure for poor Paris, it may already be TOO LATE!

She’s getting a vagina work-out and tightening…after all, she’s as big as the Grand Canyon down there !!

Maybe she’s having her Pee-Pee fixed, being she just can’t seem to hold her urination factor…Anyone remember the incident in Hawaii ? Which wasn’t the first time ! And all those tymes peepeeing in the men’s rooms…actually she probably goes in to peepee and have her grand canyon expanded !!!

The pictures of Paris when she was 17 remind me of Fern Mayo in that movie “Jawbreaker”.

*reminds me

She is probably there to have some doctor write graffiti on her tits in blue marker in preparation for the huge jugs she’s planning to get. Oh yeas, folks, I’m back and I’ve missed you all (snif)

Comparing her teenage “before” photo with her current photos, here’s the breakdown on what she’s had done:

Eyelid surgery: She did not have much of a “fold” before in her eyelids so she had surgery to give her a heavier eyelid. Note: this is not to say she had the type of eyelid surgery that older women have to “tighten” their upper eyelid, this is more along the lines of what Asian women do to give more “depth” to their eyes…this also explains why her eyes are two different sizes, an unfortunatly common occurrence of this type of surgery. She should go back to her natural eye color, as brown eyes “look” bigger than blue eyes.

Nose surgery: She had her nose narrowed, which is unfortunate because it threw-off the proportions of her nose resulting in the bulbous tip being even MORE noticeable.

Lower-lip: She has some kind of implant in her lower lip. While her lower lip was full before, it definitely protrudes more now.

Mandible: She appears to have had some sort of jaw augmentation, where the mandibles (jaws) meet under the ears. Somebody probably told her that it would make her narrow face look wider and more in proportion. Probably some sort of implant to give her a wider jaw.

of course!
she had a brain transplant.

I don’t think anyone has the right to judge what is good bad right or wrong that’s why we have a choices/conscience and remember we all judged at the end…

I don’t think anyone has the right to judge what is good bad right or wrong that’s why we have choices/conscience and remember we all judged at the end…

I don’t think anyone has the right to judge what is good bad right or wrong that’s why we have choices/conscience and remember we all judged at the end…