Paris Hilton gets plastic surgery?

Lets hope she is getting her tits done as we all have seen she does not have any. Or perhaps getting an ass lift as her ass is droopy. OR her kniche sewed tighter, I heard that is the rage in Hollywood.

If Pee-pee is trying to disguise herself from looking like herself she is doing a shit job trying to be noticed. Attention seeking whore.

ESQ: Or maybe she had the hook removed from the end of her nose. Or had her Herpes sores seared off. Or had her gigantor-feet reduced. Or had her twat tightened back up to its original size. Or had her lazy eye matched up to the more normal one. This is fun. I could go on forever.

Praying mantis’s can’t get plastic surgery.
It’s gets in the way of the whole chirping thing.

Oh, that’s crickets.

Who cares… her left eye is smaller than the right, her vagina is roughly the size of antartica, and her nose… ESQ, leave the ass, that nose is melting and needs to be taken care off LAST YEAR.

I’d feel more encouraged if she was walking into a school…

Can you get plastic surgery for the herpe?
Never had an issue with her real breasts. It’s that dangerous critter below I fear.

… Ok a ‘hot’ school

Maybe next time she’ll come out looking like Pam Anderson. Blonde, videotaped having sex, fake boobs, and ridden more times than Seabiscuit

I am seriously hoping that she gets huge DD sized breasts. It would all make sense then.

maybe it’s for tinkerbells big… um.. yeah.

#3 LOL…keep going!

I don’t think plastic surgery can fix herpes…

what’s the purple poofy thing she’s carrying??

Maybe she’s gonna have her long, buzzard-like neck reduced. And but-tocks implants. She needs but-tocks, stat.

>13
Her newest pet, the real client. She wants it outfitted with a bigger tongue.

if i were her i would get that flat ass fixed right away! i heard Bubba Sparxx has this revolutionsry product out on the market, check it out :

http://www.jalive.com.jm/showvid.asp?strmArtist=Bubba%20Sparxxx&ftr=Ying%20Yang%20Twins&strmTitle=Miss%20New%20Booty

I don’t know why…but all of a sudden I’m in the mood for a Big Mac, Mc DLT, Quarter Pounder with some cheese!

Can you get plastic surgery for the herpe?
Never had an issue with her real breasts. It’s that dangerous critter below I fear.

Maybe she’s getting new boobs since we’ve all seen the ones she has. Or maybe she’s getting her hole tightened up. Or her man hands taken care of. Or maybe her butthole is falling out from all the anal and she needs to get it put back in. Hey, you’re right #3, this IS fun.

Maybe she got lipo in the huge ass! Geez that thing’s gigantic!

But really, you don’t get scars if you’re giving the surgeon a blow job. Unless, you’re giving one hell of a blow job.

Have any of you seen her pics from when she was a teen? SHe looks COMPLETELY different. I don’t think this is her first visit.

http://socialitelife.com/2004/09/09/paris_hilton_those_awkward_teenage_years.php

I tried to post this link. For some reason I don’t think it worked. But this is a pic of Paris from her teen years. She looks like she’s had a lot of surgery.

http://socialitelife.com/2004/09/09/paris_hilton_those_awkward_teenage_years.php

hahaha, i swear…some nice ol’ fake tits and butt implants would finally give her all those famous, award-winning opportunities she’s been searching for…as a porn star, of course

She’s probably getting all the extra skin around her kooch and a**hole removed. They’ve both taken a beating over the years and are probably hella stretched out.

Maybe she’s getting a new face. Heaven knows the one she’s got is uglier than Jabba the Hut’s backside when it’s not all Tammy Fayed up with a zillion layers of makeup.

Paris, if you’re reading this, there’s no amount of plastic surgery that’s going to make you a better person. Face it: if you didn’t have daddy’s fortune coming your way when he dies, you’d be sh*t outta luck all around: ugly girl, cruddy attitude, no brains, no ambition, no morals, no ethics, no potential.

Kinda makes me glad to be me.

#21- hahaha! i’ve seen that before, but still so hilarious. dowdy dumpy drawers to fake flashy fucktard.
ANYWAY…maybe she is going there to get her hallway narrowed so that it causes more friction to toss the pencil down it.

#21- hahaha! i’ve seen that before, but still so hilarious. dowdy dumpy drawers to fake flashy fucktard.
ANYWAY…maybe she is going there to get her hallway narrowed so that it causes more friction to toss the pencil down it.

#21- hahaha! i’ve seen that before, but still so hilarious. dowdy dumpy drawers to fake flashy fucktard.
ANYWAY…maybe she is going there to get her hallway narrowed so that it causes more friction to toss the pencil down it.

I apologize to anyone who may have wasted time reading my commment 3 times. i blame the website. i accept no accountability.

her vageegee is starting to fall off and they are going to try and reattach it. Or maybe she has a prolapsed recturm from getting pounded in the ass too many times

her pussy is starting to fall off and they are going to try and reattach it. Or maybe she has a prolapsed recturm from getting pounded in the ass too many times, Or maybe she’d going to get her droopy nose fixed.

i hope she’s fixing that weird little flesh-booger part of her nose that hangs down in the middle. it scares me a lot.

Actually, I saw a pic of her when she was 15 or 16, a bit older than that really young pic of her, and even though she had blonde hair and (IIRC) dark eyes, her skin looked normal, her nose looked normal, and she actually had a decent figure with some curves and meat on her bones, as she was wearing a blue bikini. I’m convinced she’s gotten a really bad nose job, and with her anorexci figure makes her look all the worse. Hell, even her modest breasts would look better if she put some weight on.

Will someone please kill this festering sore on humanity?
Please????

Paris Hilton has done everything she can to stay in the spot light. So why is she getting surgery? To get that beak fixed? To get bigger boobs? No.

She’s having a sex change. Innie to Outie

Innie to outie? Dude.. man hands, big feet, big nose.. no tits.. I reckon she’s finally going to have the big chopchop. Only thing is, where’s she been keeping it all this time?

Paris Hilton is the festering boil on the ass of celebrity.

Maybe she went to go get lanced.

Maybe she’s going to have that ever-present phone finally surgically removed from her ear?

She’s going to need to get a LOt of work done to make her attractive.

No ass, no chest, fucked up nose and face. Skinny as a rail. Not to mention she has absolutely no class. I don’t think any amount of plastic surgery could make me want to touch her.

The girl is the epitome of ugly. She’s a nobody trying to be somebody. Funny thing is, she can’t realize nobody likes her.

#38, LOL!!!!! S true!

I agree with 36. One more surgery and her transformation into a woman will be complete.

#21 – she was far hotter as a teen and its quite clear she has had some botched plastic surgery. I just wish she would fade away.

What the hell is with all you people saying she has small breasts? Yeah, what’s your point? If she had bug breasts would that make you like her more? No, you’d call her a big boobed slut instead of a no tit slut. Lohan has breasts and you people hate her just as much. It’s what in her brainthat matters, I know that sounds corny, and I guess it could be the schnapps talking…

I wonder, did they find a way to cure that nasty coochie of hers of the herpes?
Oh wait, I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone she has herpes.
Well in case I didn’t tell you…..she has herpes.

#25 well put. i was going to something along those lines. the only thing special
about this girl is her last name. without it she’d be an ugly nobody. plastic surgery didn’t help before, and it’s not going to help now.

WTF? Maybe she having her herpetic lesions lasered off for the weekend…

Yo. I’m sure they do STD tests in that clinic as well. Maybe it was a 2for1 offer.

no amount of surgery can implant class.

She’s going in to have her huge bug eyes fixed. People think those are designer sunglasses in the photos, but Paris is actually a closet genius who likes to cross the genes of bugs and humans in her spare time (aka when she’s not doling out handjobs at the Deluxe). This genetic mutation occurred when she malevolently tried to throw Nicole Richie into the gene-switching pod and cross her with a widow spider, but accidentally tripped over her 5 inch heels and fell in herself. That, and her pussy is falling off…

wonder wat Kimmie has 2 say bout dis LADY…

This is sad news. She’s clearly considering new boobs, and that’s a shame — she’s truly beautiful as-is. Fake tits will complete her transition to Tara Reid’s doppelg