In case you’ve wondered how Paris Hilton makes her money, apparently she gets paid tons of cheddar (I’m gangster, yo) by idiots who want her to show up to their events. She was paid $200,000 just for appearing at a charity event in Cannes on Saturday, and was also reportedly paid $1 million to show up for a similar event in Vienna a few weeks ago.
“All I had to do was wave, like this,” she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II’s stately palm swivel.
If that’s not the most disgusting thing you’ve ever read then you are a vile and disgusting human being who reads about things way more disgusting than a normal person should be reading about. I saw a man drink his own vomit after throwing up into his beer and just chuckled. But after reading about Paris getting paid $1 million to wave? This must be how Jews feel when they read about the Holocaust.
Wow, that’s some vulva!
B-Slim
Wasn’t “Wow, that’s some vulva!” one of the comments that sweet little spider wove in “Charlottes Web”?
hahhahahaha…God I wish they’d made some baby back ribs out of that gay tender young pig.
This confirms she is nothing more than a prostitute. They could have picked millions of others, who look much better, and actually have a use for the money. Hell even Nicky Hilton is 1000000% better.
One morning I woke up with my knees cocked back and a curious little spider had scrawled a message with her silken thread between my thighs: “radiant”. That was when the kindly farmer and his family decided not to eat my vagina. God damn spider.
Slim;
I heard that the gay lil fella went on to do the voice over for the “squeal like a pig” sequence in Deliverance.
Osh;
Be glad it wasn’t a trap-door spider, that could be hard on the sex life
NO ILLEGAL ALIENS! STOP AMNESTY! STOP THE TAKING OVER OF THE COUNTRY! BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN THE RIGHT WAY… NOT THE ILLEGAL WAY! IT’S DISGUSTING AND BREAKING THE LAW AND IT MAKES IT MISERABLE FOR LEGAL AMERICANS!
NewGuy, I scrolled up to #108, but the post numbering must’ve changed again, because I have no idea what you’re talking about.
TrannyGranny, Osh, that’s funny shit. Skippy, take notes.
“Where were you when the boat tipped over?…Oh, I was in the water!” We should only be so lucky…What is the matter with these fucking people paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars? Don’t they read this site? Don’t they know we all hate her? Who are they, I need to know so I will never again buy ANYTHING they are selling.
Feed me,
I have to defer to Osh, that chick kills! ya’ll ain’t so bad ya-self (fuck get me out of MO before this speech becomes permanent)
Post #106: “Skip, I’m ignoring you. I hate you.”
Post #159: “Skip, pay attention to me.”
Feed me is going to kill Paris in a fit of jealous rage soon.
every1 just needs to start ignoring her and ban her from all parties.
as long as media, including sites like thesuperficial.com, are posting news about her, her presence around media will continue.
Whether people hate her or love her, it still looks like whatever she does, people respond.
hurts, doesn’t it?
skippy pee-nut butler…did you not already post that on another thread? running out of ideas This soon?
LMFAO = 155. Candy and Coronas for you baby.
Tranny (144): Sounds like a pretty rough beer -
Pus Blue Ribbon
Killian’s Red Sores?
Herpes Weinhardt’s?
Krabsenbourg?
Guinness Simplex-A?
152: Dunno, but a crab wove it in Paris’ Web.
Hi Tranny,
xoxoxo to you babe
@137-
You certainly won’t find any friends here, we all hate that skank-whore Parasite Hilton.
TrannyGranny, did I post something twice? My apologies if I did. I’ll be sure to post fresh, non-repetitive material from now on, like “Paris Hilton has herpes.”
with all the herpetic, clitoric, skanktastic talk of our fair Paris, why has no one mentioned the fact that she’s obviously losing her hair. All the money in the world can’t get Rogaine to work for her.
Sad, isn’t it?
This bitch disgusts me more than anything.
I have a better idea: why don’t we form a charity devoted entirely to throwing Paris off a cliff? I’d contribute to that.
Loves it!!
Alright, I had to sign in for this.
I think she should just drop fucking dead.
I’m tired of her ridiculous blonde hair, even more ridiculous fake tan, her humonguous nose and feet.
She should die. Right now.
The world doesn’t need her.
Why is this girl famous again? I always thought that first you had to be famous to be rich, but this broad is famous BECAUSE she’s rich. damn, and all it took was dancing on a few tables at night clubs and making a sex tape, well and the fact that her dad owns all the Hilton hotel chains in the world! That Bitch!
Thank god for her she does not need to rely on her ability, or lack thereof, to suck pole to make a living. What a cold fish.
We must find out the identity of these “charities” so that people will know never to donate money to them again. If I donated money to a charity and then later found out that they paid $1 million to Paris as an appearance fee I think I would go ballistic. That’s definitely cause for any charity tax exemptions to be stripped.
I don’t have any problem with Paris getting appearance fees (even if they are ungodly), but no way should she be receiving money that people have donated to help other people in need. I think this is the most disgusted I have ever been with a celebrity.
That’s like a dollar a herpe. sweet deal.
Everyone repeat this out loud: “I am sofa king Re-tard it.” The fact there are 178, 179 entries now with my pearl of wisdom says it all. WE are the problem. SO STOP BITCHING!!
Do you get coldsores on or around the mouth? Do you get them anywhere else?
If you answered YES then you too have herpes just like Paris Hilton. Actually one in 4 people has herpes and 80% of those that do have herpes don’t even realise it because they don’t get any symptoms.
So do yourself a favour, start from the top of the comments and count every 4th comment and that’s your chance of having the herpes virus.
Something to think about hey?
If you’re worried then head down to the clinic and ask them for a blood test to check if you have herpes 1 and/or 2 anti-bodies present in your blood.
If you do then it’s ok. It’s only a coldsore.
Good luck!
Poor Paris Even when she tries to leave an abusive relationship she’s ridiculed by the blogs. She’s the only 27yo(?) in the world who’s expected to sit at home knitting