In case you’ve wondered how Paris Hilton makes her money, apparently she gets paid tons of cheddar (I’m gangster, yo) by idiots who want her to show up to their events. She was paid $200,000 just for appearing at a charity event in Cannes on Saturday, and was also reportedly paid $1 million to show up for a similar event in Vienna a few weeks ago.
“All I had to do was wave, like this,” she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II’s stately palm swivel.
If that’s not the most disgusting thing you’ve ever read then you are a vile and disgusting human being who reads about things way more disgusting than a normal person should be reading about. I saw a man drink his own vomit after throwing up into his beer and just chuckled. But after reading about Paris getting paid $1 million to wave? This must be how Jews feel when they read about the Holocaust.
Jedi Kevin | May 23, 2006 at 10:38 am
Just one more reason to kill her. As if we needed one.
Sheva | May 23, 2006 at 10:39 am
First ya bitatches. But I reserve the number one position for the Queen of Skanks.
What’s the world come to?
IFuckingHateYou | May 23, 2006 at 10:40 am
Are those people paying $1 per crab on her infested snatch or what? How else would she be worth $1 million?
Giggles | May 23, 2006 at 10:41 am
When will her 15 minutes be over?
frangly | May 23, 2006 at 10:45 am
All I’m feeling is JEALOUSY! I want that job!! :-(
shan | May 23, 2006 at 10:45 am
whatever! that’s a DREAM job!
DancingQueen | May 23, 2006 at 10:45 am
This bitch is famous for doing nothing. Un-fucking-believable.
shan | May 23, 2006 at 10:45 am
whatever! that’s a dream job!
RTH | May 23, 2006 at 10:50 am
Frankly, Paris and all the Paris worshippers out there need to all die in a fiery explosion. It’d be bad if it was just her, but she’s “popular” because of all those other jackasses out there.
Steph | May 23, 2006 at 10:51 am
She looks strangely like Ashlee Simpson
gas_up_the_hrududu | May 23, 2006 at 10:52 am
This story fills me with such despair and rage that I had to scream into my pillow for about ten minutes. It was either that or set fire to my neighbor’s car, which is a piece of shit anyway.
gammanormids | May 23, 2006 at 10:54 am
This is sooo depresing. I mean, we all work – hard – to get a middle decent life and this slut just have to show her ugly face and wave her hand like a retard and make 1 million? WTF?
ANd the worst is that she thinks that’s the most normal thing because for her, life is like ‘the simple life’: losing a job is not big deal because production will get her another one. Oh! Please someone shot her! SHOT HER!
Gerald Tarrant | May 23, 2006 at 10:55 am
How long until the Tommy Lee/Paris/Nicky video gets released from this little boat ride?
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 10:56 am
How about paying her NOT to show up, I bet she quadruples her fortune in no time.
But she’d still be dirt po’ in Brandon Davis’ world, ’cause that’s how he rolls.
Johnny Be Good | May 23, 2006 at 10:56 am
What self respecting “charity” would throw away $1,000,000 to have a whore famous for nothing wave at their event? That should be widely publicized so people can stop giving them any of their hard earned money. Jesus Paris disgusts me.
LickyLicky | May 23, 2006 at 10:59 am
Maybe SHE’S the one with the seven-foot clitoris, and it’s that with which she waves! I mean, I’d pay a cool MM to see a seven-foot clitoris waving like Queen Liz. Then again, I also tied a green hanky around my dog’s tail and made a new religion out of it: Wagallah. Maybe I’m not the best judge of what to spend a lot of money on, unless it’s a grenade launcher and a GPS system to make sure it stays on target with Paris’s crotch so that she can, at some point, be annihilated for the good of all mankind.
So maybe I am the best judge of what to spend a lot of money on.
Gerald Tarrant | May 23, 2006 at 10:59 am
I would assume that a prestigious event such as the AVN Awards would pay her to show up. Definitely she would get paid for a Valtrex corporate meeting. Other than that, I’m at a loss.
Captain Awesome | May 23, 2006 at 10:59 am
Out of all the white girls OJ could have killed, he let this one go.
Johnny Be Good | May 23, 2006 at 10:59 am
As a footnote, what “celebrity” ACCEPTS $1,000,000 to “JUST WAVE” at a a CHARITY event? Did someone bother to define for Paris what charity means? Must be another in a series of proud moments for the Hilton family!
tamtamtam | May 23, 2006 at 11:00 am
i think ebayfan414′s comment from the other day bears repeating at this time: paris truly is a “cum-guzzling herpes circus”…
CGHC!
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 23, 2006 at 11:00 am
I detest her. She’s nothing but a whore with money, and people are giving her more money to wave? What a disgusting waste of money. And I love that she was paid $200,000 to appear at a CHARITY EVENT. Soooo..let me get this straight. They’re trying to raise money for a charitable cause, but throw away $200,000 that could have benefited needy people so that this vapid disease-ridden whore would attend? ARGH!
msdoormat | May 23, 2006 at 11:02 am
I get paid for looking at the Superficial all day…its just that my boss doesnt know it.
CancerNipples | May 23, 2006 at 11:02 am
Who pays her? That’s what I don’t get, especially if it’s a charity event.
If it’s charity, that seems like a really risky wager to pay this skank 200grand (and who else did they pay or was she the only celebrity) to show up at your charity event.
I don’t get it.
Oh and I’m so sorry this isn’t funny.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 11:06 am
If Dante were alive today he’d definitely add a new circle to hell just for this cunt and her ilk.
Getitstraight | May 23, 2006 at 11:07 am
What a waste of skin.
playahater101 | May 23, 2006 at 11:09 am
I wish someone would have the sense to knock her off the boat and drive away. But they need to go out to sea further. Why can’t Paris be one of the people who disappears off acruise ship?
playahater101 | May 23, 2006 at 11:10 am
#4, her 15 minutes will end up being 15 years.
Binky | May 23, 2006 at 11:14 am
…bring down the zero, carry the 1, hummm. HEY WAIT a sec !
That’s more than I get !!
Beeatch !!
Johnny Be Good | May 23, 2006 at 11:17 am
Bragging about being paid to attend and wave at a charity event, classy. Next she will take a tour of Ethiopa and then rave to the press about the food in her hotel.
86 | May 23, 2006 at 11:17 am
I’ve never wished death on anyone until she came along.
PapaHotNuts | May 23, 2006 at 11:18 am
I would gladly pay her 2 million dollars to enter a Chlorox drinking contest.
Zed | May 23, 2006 at 11:18 am
Please someone tell me the names of these charities so I never ever make a contribution to them.
What a waste of contributors’ hard-earned money …
86 | May 23, 2006 at 11:19 am
What sucks is the people in the boat look SO smug just to be captured in a picture with her. These NOBODIES are probably going to have new careers now just because they were seen with her.
coolnina97 | May 23, 2006 at 11:22 am
Back in ye olde days, entertainment folk had to sing, dance, act, the whole lot in order to (a)get a job. Fame was a whole different story, which usually followed some unfuckingbelievable talent and a lot of hard work. The fact that people give a shit about the likes of Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham (because let’s face it, if they didn’t they wouldn’t get so much media coverage)is a very worrying symptom of what’s considered talent these days. Someone needs to design a T-shirt which has a picture of Paris and a blurb which reads: ‘Who gives a fuck?!?’ I’d certainly buy one.
gogoboots | May 23, 2006 at 11:22 am
UCK…the world is messed up…why would you pay her a million dollars to show up at parties for 20 minutes…so she can infect all men with her herpes-ridden crotch?! Also, the girl that she’s always with is a starfucker…who is she anyway? What nobody realizes is that Paris is NOTHING!
RichPort | May 23, 2006 at 11:25 am
Everytime some idiotic company pays this maroon anything for showing her snatch to the papparazzi, the terrorists win.
Italian Stallion | May 23, 2006 at 11:25 am
Where’s Jaws when you need him? Fucking good for nothing shark…….
Zed | May 23, 2006 at 11:28 am
Most celebrities realize that any cash stipends made by charitable organizations for a celebrity’s appearance at a charitable event should be turned right back to the organization as a donation.
But Paris, being brain-dead and all, takes the stipend and keeps it. She’s Queen of Idiots, her new title.
SparklingStarlet | May 23, 2006 at 11:28 am
Perhaps, if we all pooled together our money, we could convince Paris to:
a]Wear a metal guarded, security-enforced chastity belt over her nasty, mutilated Crotch of Doom for the rest of eternity as to ensure her crusty skank diseases do not further infect the global population;
b]Jump off the highest story of the largest Hilton hotel and plummet into a pit of angry lesbians who will beat her to death with spiked dildos and acid-drenched copies of “Confessions of an Heirhead”
c]Admit that she’s really the anti-Christ and allow herself to become stoned to death, Bible-style;
d]All of the above.
She’d probably go for it too, provided there was a “hawt” spread about it in Us Weekly.
Seriously though, I doubt a charity would give ANYONE, especially this worthless slut, 1 million dollars to wave her hand and make her stupid faces everywhere.
[/enraged rant]
playahater101 | May 23, 2006 at 11:29 am
That money they pay paris for an appearance is money that could be going towards their charitable work. I’d like to know what half assed charities these are so I know never to give them money since all they’re doing is paying Paris, who doesn’t need ANYTHING.
playahater101 | May 23, 2006 at 11:30 am
I HATE her even more now.
Zanna | May 23, 2006 at 11:30 am
@26 – ya think? I’m thinking if anything, people would assume they were dirty, herpe-riddled douchebags doing eveything they can to make sure their crotch-pheasants don’t take flight.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 11:31 am
If Osama Bin Laden were smarter he’d land an Airbus A380 on this bitch’s head. I’d be willing to knock a 1,000 yaers off his million years sentence.
XchelleX | May 23, 2006 at 11:41 am
You would think a decent human being wouldn’t take money to be at a CHARITY EVENT especially if you’re already extremely wealthy. Charity events are to raise money for people or causes in need not a dumb slut. This is really disturbing. She is a horrible human being.
Giggles | May 23, 2006 at 11:43 am
#20 — PLEASE don’t say that. It will make me find religion or something to escape this hell on earth.
lickmetwice | May 23, 2006 at 11:45 am
Come on. We all know she will be donating that money to the people of Darfur.
hugo | May 23, 2006 at 11:47 am
For that money I’d wave too! What I find amazing is that there are people and organizations willing to pay those ridiculous amounts of money to her.
flamarkel | May 23, 2006 at 11:51 am
I’ve always believed in karma – what goes around comes around, and all that. But I’m starting to doubt. God, if you wanna keep me on your good side, you better do something to her and it better be soon.
KaylaGrace | May 23, 2006 at 11:53 am
@ 11…. If I had a million dollars right now, I would so give it to you.
Also, I’m sure if Brandon was reading these posts he’d be laughing his ass off that we all think a million dollars is alot of money. Anyone who thinks that a million dollars is alot of money is DEFINETLY a hobo. But he’s right after all, I mean all of us live on the streets.
86 | May 23, 2006 at 12:07 pm
34 in a perfect world, my friend. Kimberly Stewart owes her 15 minutes to Paris. Skanks!!