Paris Hilton gets off easy

May 17th, 2007 // 162 Comments
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Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to “good behavior.” Additionally, they’ll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.

“This was decided because of her high profile,” Whitmore told Reuters. “She will do fine if she follows the rules.”

I’m not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they’re talking about? The only thing she’s done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn’t murder anybody? That’s another 23 days off. At this rate they’ll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.

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  1. SHAMOON KALVERT

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  2. SHAMOON KALVERT

    OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings

  3. SHAMOON KALVERT

    OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings

  4. SHAMOON KALVERT

    OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings

  5. SHAMOON KALVERT

    OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings please MARRY ME PARIS OR BRITNEY ITS SO NICE GIVING YOU A MASSAGE MY PRETTY POLLY

  6. SHAMOON KALVERT

    OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings please MARRY ME PARIS OR BRITNEY ITS SO NICE GIVING YOU A MASSAGE MY PRETTY POLLY

  7. SHAMOON KALVERT

    OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings please MARRY ME PARIS OR BRITNEY ITS SO NICE GIVING YOU A MASSAGE MY PRETTY POLLY

  8. SHAMOON KALVERT

    QH WELL NOW MY EEIFEL TOWERS I FIND U SO PREETY BAD JUST LET ME EJACULATE AND THEN I FIND YOU MY SON IN THERE OH WELL NOW MY PRETTY BLONDIE PRINCESS IF ALL THE FRANKLINS COULD DO A VICE VERSA THEN I WOULD NEED PRRETY PARIS BUT NOT A EEIFEL TOWERS OH YOURE SO PREETY PARIS WITH SMAKING DRNKING AND ANOTHER WITH FRANKLINS YOU COULD HAVE MADE HAPPY WITH MANY MANY TWIN GIRLS AND BOYS WITH ONLY FRANKLINS OR COULD IT BE CLEVELAND OR JUST COULD IT BE WILSON BUT THE SEMEN WHAT IT SHOLD BE BLONDIE PARIS OR COULD IT BE YOU ANTI SPINSTER SPEARS TWIN BOYS OR TOWERS GIRLS

  9. SHAMOON KALVERT

    QH WELL NOW MY EEIFEL TOWERS I FIND U SO PREETY BAD JUST LET ME EJACULATE AND THEN I FIND YOU MY SON IN THERE OH WELL NOW MY PRETTY BLONDIE PRINCESS IF ALL THE FRANKLINS COULD DO A VICE VERSA THEN I WOULD NEED PRRETY PARIS BUT NOT A EEIFEL TOWERS OH YOURE SO PREETY PARIS WITH SMAKING DRNKING AND ANOTHER WITH FRANKLINS YOU COULD HAVE MADE HAPPY WITH MANY MANY TWIN GIRLS AND BOYS WITH ONLY FRANKLINS OR COULD IT BE CLEVELAND OR JUST COULD IT BE WILSON BUT THE SEMEN WHAT IT SHOLD BE BLONDIE PARIS OR COULD IT BE YOU ANTI SPINSTER SPEARS TWIN BOYS OR TOWERS GIRLS

  10. SHAMOON KALVERT

    QH WELL NOW MY EEIFEL TOWERS I FIND U SO PREETY BAD JUST LET ME EJACULATE AND THEN I FIND YOU MY SON IN THERE OH WELL NOW MY PRETTY BLONDIE PRINCESS IF ALL THE FRANKLINS COULD DO A VICE VERSA THEN I WOULD NEED PRRETY PARIS BUT NOT A EEIFEL TOWERS OH YOURE SO PREETY PARIS WITH SMAKING DRNKING AND ANOTHER WITH FRANKLINS YOU COULD HAVE MADE HAPPY WITH MANY MANY TWIN GIRLS AND BOYS WITH ONLY FRANKLINS OR COULD IT BE CLEVELAND OR JUST COULD IT BE WILSON BUT THE SEMEN WHAT IT SHOLD BE BLONDIE PARIS OR COULD IT BE YOU ANTI SPINSTER SPEARS TWIN BOYS OR TOWERS GIRLS

  11. I’ve never in all my days known anyone- and I’ve known some delinquents- who went to jail under the same circumstances. The sentence may not be a huge deal, but it is harsh. They are trying to make an example of her, and the public is enjoying it because they hate her for being rich and famous through no real fault (or talent) of her own. The judge, too, made a point of saying that he came to his decision in part because of his perception of her public persona. It’s unfair, but justice has never actually been any more blind or any less prejudiced than the people involved.

  12. I think she is ok:)

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